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i love you.
HELLO ha ha!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm was hoping for a giggle 😢
lol
A woman gets run-over by a slightly intoxicated drunk truck-driver, in a poorly lit road, who's fault is this?
The husband-why the fuck did he let her out of the kitchen for?!
The husband-why the fuck did he let her out of the kitchen for?!
What is the best way to a mans heart——
I don't know——?
straight through the back with a stanley knife......(Lilly Savage,aka Paul O'Grady)
Nah, stabbing upwards through the stomach is much more effective.
A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"
The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the Impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $ 33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!"
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"
The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the Impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $ 33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!"
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I'll let you Brits figure that one out.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I'll let you Brits figure that one out.
hiya 🙂
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese."""
OMG!!! LOL... This one takes the cake!
A quarter pounder with cheese."""
OMG!!! LOL... This one takes the cake!
What happens when 5 emos sit in a square room?
One dies because he has no corner to cry in.😛
One dies because he has no corner to cry in.😛
This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a freakin' checking account."
To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a freakin' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.
They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won $ 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a freakin checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a freakin' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.
They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won $ 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a freakin checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bubl?
Two: One to hold the giraffe and another to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.
Two: One to hold the giraffe and another to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.
THIS SOUNDS STUPID AND FUNNY TO ME ONLY PERHAPS BUT WHEN I READ THE KNOCK KNOCK TITLE.. and dxpnet just went "ha ha" i was like... "ha ha who" and i sounded like those fishes in the tank from FINDING NEMO.. ha ha who ha ha who.. lol
and you guys are too funny
At least you can hear them approaching. Mormons are on bicycles. Sneaky. 😛
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What happens when 5 emos sit in a square room?
One dies because he has no corner to cry in.😛
Muahahahaha...
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