Let Me See Your Fucking Ear 👂

This topic was created in the Jokes forum by Emhendo on Sunday, June 5, 2022 and has 31 replies.

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@Emhendo
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Is it attached or detached?

How big are those fuckers?

How small is them fuckers?

Do you have ogre ears or pixie ears?

Cauliflower broccoli 🥦 ears?

Are they pierced?

Are they virgin?

Do you only have one?

Are you aided?

Come on

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@Soul
11 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Emhendo

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God damn this is a bad photo of the star… that ear

Can anybody aim a phone at their ear 💀

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If you want me to zoom closer I can. I have a micro lense coming in a few days, and will be able to get the actual dirt in the pores if you want.

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@Jumpin_Jupiter
7 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by cersei

With my 5 dollar earrings 😂

1 piercing on each ear, pierced since I was a baby. I want to get another one though. And I believe my earlobes are attached

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I don't understand why you would be so insecure about your face my dear. Just looking at your face from the side view it looks like you have killer jawbones to show off proudly.

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@borednbeautiful
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Posted by Emhendo

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Posted by Emhendo

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I got cauliflower ears

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Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀

I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol

Beautiful 🤮

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Totally, utterly gross! 🤢

I only sleep with men who are circumcised, nice and clean 💅

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@Emhendo
9 Years1,000+ PostsCancer

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

I got cauliflower ears

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https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek

Since it's not showing there's the link

Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀

I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol

Beautiful 🤮

Totally, utterly gross! 🤢

I only sleep with men who are circumcised, nice and clean 💅

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Good thing my dingaling don’t do a thing… but fuck 😮‍💨💀

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@borednbeautiful
4 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

I got cauliflower ears

Image Not Found

https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek

Since it's not showing there's the link

Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀

I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol

Beautiful 🤮

Totally, utterly gross! 🤢

I only sleep with men who are circumcised, nice and clean 💅

Good thing my dingaling don’t do a thing… but fuck 😮‍💨💀

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Ok. I’ll remember 😎

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@Soul
11 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by kachi_cake

@soul, did you really have to take a photo with your unflushed toilet 😂

Peace be with you 💜

I admit, it's not my finest moment. But I have this thing where I don't delete any post ever, even if I'm being crazy. So it's just going to remain public. I regret nothing.

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@Jumpin_Jupiter
7 Years5,000+ Posts

I'm sorry op but let me be the first and only one to admit my insecurity of posting my ear. I can fortunately say that my ears is about medium sized, pierced and above all a bit on the hairy side. It doesn't matter how many times I cut em with the nose and ear trimmer it keeps growing right back in a matter of days. And this time I'm too lazy to cut them. At least right now I am.

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@Jumpin_Jupiter
7 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by cersei

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by cersei

With my 5 dollar earrings 😂

1 piercing on each ear, pierced since I was a baby. I want to get another one though. And I believe my earlobes are attached

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I don't understand why you would be so insecure about your face my dear. Just looking at your face from the side view it looks like you have killer jawbones to show off proudly.

Haha thank you (:

I try to accommodate and shorten my face shape with contour as you can see I greatly failed blending out well on my cheek area 😂

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OK I had to Google contouring for men and I'm scared I'm gonna screw that up by making my face longer than it already is which would put my face squarely in the even wackier category. So I'm not taking that chance. And I immediately thought about contouring too soon after I red your post but quickly changed my mind. Nooooo thanks to that.