Let Me See Your Fucking Ear 👂

This topic was created in the Jokes forum by Emhendo on Sunday, June 5, 2022 and has 31 replies.

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@Emhendo
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Is it attached or detached?

How big are those fuckers?

How small is them fuckers?

Do you have ogre ears or pixie ears?

Cauliflower broccoli 🥦 ears?

Are they pierced?

Are they virgin?

Do you only have one?

Are you aided?

Come on

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@Emhendo
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Posted by MostlyMe

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Emhendo... feeling frisky tonight?

I can’t hear you 👂

I have really small ears. So small I've had to get customized earplugs. Pierced.

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😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@Emhendo
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Posted by MostlyMe

Emhendo... feeling frisky tonight?

Ya tiny ears got any correlation with ya reading.. can you hear your thoughts?💀 Lemme SEE them little peppers , you trynna describe them is just getting me all curious 🧯

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Posted by KimboSlice

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by MostlyMe

Emhendo... feeling frisky tonight?

Ya tiny ears got any correlation with ya reading.. can you hear your thoughts?💀 Lemme SEE them little peppers , you trynna describe them is just getting me all curious 🧯

She looks better in your imagination, trust me.

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Don’t they all

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Posted by Emhendo

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God damn this is a bad photo of the star… that ear

Can anybody aim a phone at their ear 💀

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And he takin a piss

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Posted by Emhendo

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God damn this is a bad photo of the star… that ear

Can anybody aim a phone at their ear 💀

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If you want me to zoom closer I can. I have a micro lense coming in a few days, and will be able to get the actual dirt in the pores if you want.

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Posted by cersei

With my 5 dollar earrings 😂

1 piercing on each ear, pierced since I was a baby. I want to get another one though. And I believe my earlobes are attached

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I don't understand why you would be so insecure about your face my dear. Just looking at your face from the side view it looks like you have killer jawbones to show off proudly.

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Posted by Midnite_Riser

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Hahaha you found this random pic off a website lololol but nice try dude. And besides, I thought you did said you were dark skin?

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Posted by Dreamy88

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I got cauliflower ears

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Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀

I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol

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Beautiful 🤮

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@Emhendo
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Posted by Midnite_Riser

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

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Hahaha you found this random pic off a website lololol but nice try dude. And besides, I thought you did said you were dark skin?

Okay, you got me LMAO 😆

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Why y’all be tryin it 😬😬 Can’t even show ya EAR?? Damn. Who lie about their ear? 😂 you’d lie about anything huh

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Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

I got cauliflower ears

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https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek

Since it's not showing there's the link

Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀

I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol

Beautiful 🤮

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Totally, utterly gross! 🤢

I only sleep with men who are circumcised, nice and clean 💅

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@Emhendo
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Posted by Kuromi

Kuromi wonders why we have fingerprints instead of earprints

You a grown ass woman ?

Anyways….. You could lose ya ears, not be born with any, or maybe ears just aren’t that distinctive while fingerprints are.

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Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

I got cauliflower ears

Image Not Found

https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek

Since it's not showing there's the link

Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀

I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol

Beautiful 🤮

Totally, utterly gross! 🤢

I only sleep with men who are circumcised, nice and clean 💅

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Good thing my dingaling don’t do a thing… but fuck 😮‍💨💀

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Posted by Emhendo

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Dreamy88

I got cauliflower ears

Image Not Found

https://imgur.com/a/gdvpoek

Since it's not showing there's the link

Mmmmmm.. Look at that crunchy broccoli just chilling on top of there. Where’s the cheese 🧀

I have a secret stash of feta that grows under my foreskin if I skip some showers lol

Beautiful 🤮

Totally, utterly gross! 🤢

I only sleep with men who are circumcised, nice and clean 💅

Good thing my dingaling don’t do a thing… but fuck 😮‍💨💀

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Ok. I’ll remember 😎

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Posted by kachi_cake

@soul, did you really have to take a photo with your unflushed toilet 😂

Peace be with you 💜

I admit, it's not my finest moment. But I have this thing where I don't delete any post ever, even if I'm being crazy. So it's just going to remain public. I regret nothing.

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@Jumpin_Jupiter
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I'm sorry op but let me be the first and only one to admit my insecurity of posting my ear. I can fortunately say that my ears is about medium sized, pierced and above all a bit on the hairy side. It doesn't matter how many times I cut em with the nose and ear trimmer it keeps growing right back in a matter of days. And this time I'm too lazy to cut them. At least right now I am.

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Posted by Emhendo

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Double pierced.

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Can barely see the double but uhhh nice ear you got there

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I rarely use it. But uhhh...thanks?

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Posted by cersei

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

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With my 5 dollar earrings 😂

1 piercing on each ear, pierced since I was a baby. I want to get another one though. And I believe my earlobes are attached

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I don't understand why you would be so insecure about your face my dear. Just looking at your face from the side view it looks like you have killer jawbones to show off proudly.

Haha thank you (:

I try to accommodate and shorten my face shape with contour as you can see I greatly failed blending out well on my cheek area 😂

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OK I had to Google contouring for men and I'm scared I'm gonna screw that up by making my face longer than it already is which would put my face squarely in the even wackier category. So I'm not taking that chance. And I immediately thought about contouring too soon after I red your post but quickly changed my mind. Nooooo thanks to that.