Nasty Astrology - Leo

Ego first, second and last with a Leo. If only they'd stop to realize that the world doesn't quite revolve around them as much as they think it does. They are so full of themselves that others are taken in and they can build up quite a following of sycophants and hangers-on. This only helps bolster their already over-inflated sense of worth. They thing any job they have is a career. They fail to notice how bad their lovers are because they're so busy watching their own performance. They wear too much make-up.
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Personality
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They like to think that they are at their best in a noisy restaurant, being the centre of attraction, holding forth at the top of the table. But watch them slink away when its time to pay the bill. Not your most generous of signs this one. They bring white and drink red, and they drink far too much.
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Holding forth is probably their best position. They do love to tell everyone else what to think. They are bossy, dogmatic, opinionated and conceited. Trouble is, their opinions are always based on biased, subjective, unfair, based entirely on their own experiences, and short on facts. They have poor taste in clothes, and they think yesterday's fashions are still today's. Who'd have the nerve to tell them though? And what is that thing they have about their hair? It is invariably messy, tangled and bushy and needs a good cut. They think they look like a lion, how wrong can you get?
They claim they only see the big picture, they paint on a wide canvas. They don't pay attention to detail. And do you know why? Lazy, that's why. They don't do detail because they can't be bothered. They are so stuck up they think the whole world revolves around them - there'll always be an underling to do the filing for them. They are distinctly below average at everything. They know this and suffer terrible self-esteem problems. Good.

When they get old they get terribly depressed and make the mistake of thinking we care. They witter on about how much they could have done, how successful they once were. They progress to this stage as mutton dressed as lamb. Their teeth are often yellow because they smoke too much and drink too much coffee.
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Leo in Love
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What a showy little dog this one will turn out to be. A Leo in love, God protect us. This one will run and run - for about a week. You see the Leo is destined to be hurt in love, nay tortured, dismembered, torn apart. They bring it on themselves. If they could learn to keep their trap shut for five minutes they might just hang onto a lover. But they don't. They do love to change, criticize , to tidy up, to argue with and finally, to drive away. It's in their nature. It's in the genes. They fall in love with the most horribly unsuitable people; emotional cripples, too young, too old, too tall, too poor, already married ( lots of this one ), wrong gender, wrong planet. They seek a white knight in shining armour who will rescue them from their current love affair which has invariably gone horribly wrong. Then when you do saddle up they'll play it all frosty and tell you that you've arrived at the wrong time, wrong place, or with the wrong colour of armour, or that you've ridden the horse all wrong. You'd think they'd be grateful to have someone to be rescued by. Not a bit of it.
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Leo and Sex
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They can be tigers or pussy cats, indifferent or over-demanding, turned off or turned on - you don't get any in betweens with them. They are either ripping your clothes off or leaving them well alone. They either want sex ten times a night or not at all. Their idea of a good night of sex is you worshiping them, looking after their needs, servicing them, satisfying them, performing for them. Notice anything missing here? Good, because they won't have.

Nasty Astrology - Richard MacDonald

*gulp*

HAHAHAHAHA These are hilarious! (Yes I admit I wear too much makeup lol)

i am not lazy,i have good taste in clothes,
and i have a gorgeous mane of hair

thankyou very much

Posted by venusianbull
opinionated

This is true for me.

Posted by venusianbull
Trouble is, their opinions are always based on biased, subjective, unfair, based entirely on their own experiences, and short on facts.

However, this is untrue for me. I'm the most unbiased person I know unfortunately. I do use my own experiences in certain instances and in other instances I use facts sometimes with a mix a both so that part is somewhat true for me.

Posted by venusianbull
They have poor taste in clothes, and they think yesterday's fashions are still today's.

That's subjective. I'm sure there are some Leos who are bad dressers as with every sign. :p As for the second thing, oh no gurlfwend I do wear up-to-date fashion, but I don't think what year it came out is important. I just think it looks good.

Posted by venusianbull
They don't pay attention to detail. And do you know why? Lazy, that's why.

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It's my job to pay attention to detail. I'm a film editor. I am also lazy at times. I edited while paying attention to every little detail on a screen and then when I come home I like to laze about and procrastinate. It depends on if I'm in the mood to not be lazy.

Some of these things are true or partly true, but they don't apply to every single person born between July and August. :p

No harm, no foul ladies and gents. It pokes fun at all the zodiac signs. I have many Leos in my life, most of my sisters, my brother and a smattering of my nieces and nephews. I love my Lions. 🙂

i wear clothes,that iv'e had for years,i mix them with new ones,it works and doesn't look dated
im not lazy at work i'm an hard worker and have had it said to me lot's of times
but i do like to chill out a lot at home

Lazy? Definately not - when I gain momentum I'm hard to stop!
No attention to detail— I'm such a perfectionist I irritate MYSELF!?
Wear too much make-up?? Why I'm gorgeous without having to try 😉
Hair - well it's thick and luscious and unless everyone around me is lying - it truly does look good!
Dress sense - I had this woman in my previous job that was continously copying what I wore - so much so that the rest of the office noticed without me saying a word. I have my own style and no it's not OUT THERE or IN YOUR FACE - it's classic - definately not yesteryear though.

However, there are some comical truths....like being opinionated?

Posted by GingerKoala
HAHAHAHAHA These are hilarious! (Yes I admit I wear too much makeup lol)

LOL!! Me too!

I love Leos, and I am a giving person with Cancer Rising and Pisces moon, so I dont mind serving a Leo as long as I get something back 😛

I love Leos, and I am a giving person with Cancer Rising and Pisces moon, so I dont mind serving a Leo as long as I get something back 😛

Barrack Obama is a Leo with a Gemini moon. 😉

GM

Oh, I have a Leo rising. Whoops!!