Ordering more male Leos into my life

This is me putting it out to the universe that I would like more male Leos in my life. I would like a particularly spectacular one to be completely awesome and compatible with me and perfect for me and want to be in a relationship with me and share love with me. Please let him be gorgeous and have a nice big cock, and please let him know how to use it! Am I forgetting anything??
In the mean time... more male leo lovers would be great while you (the universe) are conjuring up my alpha male...

Posted by seraph
I fully endorse this message and/or service.

Thanks Seraph! Coming from the alpha male round these parts, that's just awesome 😄
As for the servicing: I'm just a plane ride to South Africa away! Lol...

Posted by Justsomeguy
Sign me up 😛

See this is why I adore Leo guys so much! They're so generous and warm and ready to help! 😉

I saw this thread when I woke up and it made me smile.

I believe that the Universe listens so get ready for your Leo.....However, a well endowed Leo man....hold on tight, it's gonna get bumpy.

Lotuslily, I took the liberty of adding a few things. I find it better safe than sorry when it comes to requesting things from the Universe or God.

Dear Universe,

Please let Lotuslily's Leo be kind and respectful. Please let him love her more than she loves him. Please allow him limited options so that he will be faithful. Please do not let him be abusive..mentality, emotionally or physically. Please let him have money and not be a loser or a user. Please let him be disease free and not have a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. Please let him be able to hold a decent conversation so that when she takes him around her friends and family she won't be embarrassed.

Lastly, do not send him until she is mentality ready so that the relationship has the best chance of success.

Watch out Lotus he is on the way and tailored made at that. !!! I for one can't wait.

Oh and Mr. Universe, I think she means Sun in Leo just so we are clear. 😉

Awe.... You guys! Thanks soooo much! And thanks for adding in the finer details and extra affirmations -- which are very important -- and prayers lovely Leo's! I know I always get what I want so I know this is coming too... I think the added smiles and warmth from you guys regarding what I'm asking for will also only amplify the power of manifestation.

@nala: why do you think I asked for a well endowed Leo? I've had that before and Leo's just know how to give me the pounding I need! Haha... Leo's make me a screamer! And a squirter! Ha!

Oh my

Oh come on, it's not THAT big 😛

Posted by enfant_terrible
Oh come on, it's not THAT big 😛

I believe she double face palmed because you actually posted that.... hahhaha.... like in an "Can't take you anywhere, and can't take you back to apologise either" kinda way....

I thought it was fummy though and I think she did too...

But yes... it's enough... as long as it's not as thin as a pencil! haha.... oh dear... i should have been more specific about girth in my 'male' order...

Yeah I know @lotuslily. I was just being a smartass and a naughty boy 😄

Oh, I was teasing Enfant..we go way back...August 13th back to be specific.

I think you should amend the Universe request to add girth because again the Universe listens.

I stopped writing with pencils long ago. 😉

Ok Universe, I would like to add to my order that the girth of the penises of the Leos you send me from now on is above average but not quite as big as a tree trunk! Six inches long is a good start, but not quite as long as a baseball bat either! I think 7 inches and about 4cm wide (don't want to battle to fit my mouth around it!) would be a comfortable fit and fill me up quite nicely! 8 inches long, 5cm wide is the limit though please! I don't want to get injured every time we get down. #no_kidney_busters! #no_bladder_busters!

Dear Lord!

*waves* 😛

Yeah... I'll give you my address too big guy! 😉

*peeks into thread..... backs out slowly*

Posted by PisceanVenus
*peeks into thread..... backs out slowly*

Why? Are you packing a pencil? Hahahahhaha

Posted by lotuslily
Yeah... I'll give you my address too big guy! 😉

Never assume a guy is big just because he has a big dick attitude... 😛

But hey you already have my "modest" measurements down. I would salute you with a pic for final inspection, but I seem to have gained a respectable rep among some of the ladies in here, who would probably think of it as an act of bad taste. And us Leos are all about good taste....for most part. lol

Posted by WoundedLeo

Um Enfant, if yours is like that, come on by for a visit LOL.

But what if he's just a shower, and not a grower? 😛 I feel sorry for all the size queens out there, they have so much to take into consideration, it must feel more like 'sleeping for sport' than sex.

@Ninjafish: Lol you don't want to know all the weird shit I have on my PC. I don't even know.

Posted by lotuslily

Posted by PisceanVenus
*peeks into thread..... backs out slowly*

Why? Are you packing a pencil? Hahahahhaha

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Who me? A pencil? Oh no... I wouldnt dare show up to the gunfight with a knife. Lol

I pack enough "power"... *adjusts*

Yes it's definitely naughtier that way 😉

( You know, I've grown accustomed to your voice that I can actually hear you say that in your accent and everhthing. It's weird. )

Posted by Jynja
Wait. Girth?

Mmmm.... I may have used that in the wrong context... and mistakingly asked for a pencil penis! hahahaha.... uh oh! Girth definition: measurement around something... that's like 2,5cm wide or something whack! That would be horrid!
Umm... ok... i meant like 4-5 cm wide, please universe...

All those "I'm not one to complain about size" chicks... you clearly haven't been with enough penises to know that some of them would fit a 6 year old boy perfectly! (and that's after growing!)

I like above average, thanks!

8 inches is the biggest i've been with... it belonged to a Leo... it was a slight challenge... but I said that was the biggest I was willing to go. Anything bigger than that, I'd run away from screaming! hahaha

Posted by ninjafish

I think enfant just needs to pm us the pics though, to ya know, settle things.

*shocked*

I don't think I even know you anymore!

😛

LMFAO @ Jynja, Ninja, WoundedLeo and libraCUSP & the other night's discussion!

Alright alright,... I guess I have to throw you ladies a bone.

So one of you has recieved an unpleasant, "artsy" surprise in your PM box.

I wonder who?

(You're gonna have to settle that between yourselves. 😛 )

Posted by Gandalf
Do you like Leo men because of that Leo moon of yours ? I am curious because chicks who like me also act kinda leo and i think i checked few had leo moons. If your moon is the same as my sun i guess it is a strong attraction factor.

who knows if it's got to do with my Leo moon... i just love everything about them, and they have always been the strongest, most uncomplicated guys I've ever met... Like... no pettiness... vibes are just good between me and Leos.

I wouldn't mind if it was my moon... makes us all the more compatible...

Posted by ninjafish
Yeah - I'm still at ..0.. unread messages.

>😢

But I thought we agreed you would keep an innocent facade for the boards while discreetly nosing around for copies? :-p

Posted by enfant_terrible
LMFAO @ Jynja, Ninja, WoundedLeo and libraCUSP & the other night's discussion!

Alright alright,... I guess I have to throw you ladies a bone.

So one of you has recieved an unpleasant, "artsy" surprise in your PM box.

I wonder who?

(You're gonna have to settle that between yourselves. 😛 )

Ooh ooh... pick me! pick me!!!

Posted by seraph
bumping this for the cause

MAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIVE kisses thanks!

Pardon moi, didn't know it existed? Who kept fueling me on with these lionesses, knowing very well that I can't say no to a Pisces! You keep this up and you may just recieve something stiffer than the modest locker room hang that one of you gals has in her possession 😛

Anyway I'm sure she'll check back to you... privately 😉 Isn't it more fun this way? lol

Your wish is my command 😛

Well I felt like it was xmas when I opened my inbox today! There was no 'like' button on the link, but I can see it's had a decent amount of views! haha... I'm just going to go right ahead and say: You have a nice cock! So, ummmm, +1000 😉
What do you girls think?? I know a few of you got the same link!!

Wow, praise from the queen!

*Phew* Now I can sleep again :-p

Posted by enfant_terrible
something stiffer than the modest locker room hang

Can we get this now pretty please? 😄 haha.... No seriously..... Please?

Where is my hard on Enfant—

PS: I'll have you all know, that since posting my order with the universe for more Leo men, I have been in contact with 3 who have responded positively to my 'admiration'.... now bring on the chicken!

Posted by lotuslily
PS: I'll have you all know, that since posting my order with the universe for more Leo men, I have been in contact with 3 who have responded positively to my 'admiration'....

So any of them packing? ^^

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by lotuslily
PS: I'll have you all know, that since posting my order with the universe for more Leo men, I have been in contact with 3 who have responded positively to my 'admiration'....

So any of them packing? ^^

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The one is the 8 incher i was talking about before.... the other is the leo I was fwbs with for a few months last year.... i posted about walking away from the situation in here a couple of months ago. He is about a 6,5 incher... decent... the other one... haven't seen his cock... but he's in a no go zone... 😢

PS: teasing is not nice! 😉

Lily you forgot to ask for brains.
Don't end up with a dummy with a big cock. Oh Noes!!!

Posted by LunarMaiden
Lily you forgot to ask for brains.
Don't end up with a dummy with a big cock. Oh Noes!!!

Nala was bright enough to cover that! In my post I said I wanted someone perfect for me.... and that would include emotional, intellectual and sexual intelligence... but i still kinda figured the universe knows what's best for me so I'll leave the finer details of 'perfect for me' up to it to decide.

I see this thread's still kickin'?

@ Ninjafish, WoundedLeo, lotuslily & libraCUSPscorpio 🙂

😛

Happy valentine's day lovely Leo's! I've had some vino.... Feeling pretty frisky.... I def need some Leo guys on speed dial!

Posted by lotuslily

Posted by LunarMaiden
Lily you forgot to ask for brains.
Don't end up with a dummy with a big cock. Oh Noes!!!

Nala was bright enough to cover that! In my post I said I wanted someone perfect for me.... and that would include emotional, intellectual and sexual intelligence... but i still kinda figured the universe knows what's best for me so I'll leave the finer details of 'perfect for me' up to it to decide.

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Ask and you shall receive.
Claim your gold Lily.

Hmmm I wonder who I should ask for........
Actually I think Universe can take that burden off my hands.

LOLZ @ this thread.

Posted by Jynja

Posted by incandescentcancer
LOLZ @ this thread.

IC! You like big bewbies all soft and snugly, right? 😛

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I don't discriminate, I am attracted to all kinds of women.

Having known many a woman carnally, boobs are rarely as perfect as we imagine them to be.

Cocks are never big enough and boobs are never perfect enough 😉

Posted by ninjafish
Well boys and girls, I feel that all cocks and bewbies are beautiful in their own way 🙂

Absolutely correct. It's the personality which makes all the difference.

Posted by ninjafish
Agreed. A connection that falls beyond the flesh is golden.

It's absolutely unsustainable in the form of a relationship if there isn't a connection beyond the flesh.

Most people just have an infatuation and then get fixated on a person. Then they project all the finest qualities they can imagine on this person and put them on a pedestal. Then the inevitable happens and then people spend their time rationalizing whyc the other person behaved the way they did. Clusterfuck 101.

Posted by Jynja
Not to put a kink in this very spiritual discussion but: THIS IS THE PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES THREAD!

Actually this is the male leos thread. Come on Jynja spirituality doesn't have to bypass Leos 😛

Posted by Jynja

Posted by incandescentcancer

Posted by Jynja
Not to put a kink in this very spiritual discussion but: THIS IS THE PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES THREAD!

Actually this is the male leos thread. Come on Jynja spirituality doesn't have to bypass Leos 😛

lol

But I was enjoying the physical attributes discussion, too. 🙂
We had the spiritual discussion on Sneaky's thread already.

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Alright....back to boobies then 😛

Posted by Jynja
IC, I just recognized what it is I'm feeling:

I'm afraid if we start the spiritual discussion, it will be hard not to get absorbed in it. That's selfish of me. Sorry for interrupting, please continue the discussion.

*shame-faced*

haahahahahaha.....lol. I am not that serious all the time even if I have Saturn in my Asc house.

Posted by tiziani
Either way, on both sides when you get someone talking a little too much or too loud about their requirements - it's generally not a promising sign.

+1

I think Gems tend to be size-queen-ish more so than any other sign, either that or they just have a big mouth. We had some of them in here over the years who were very specific on the subject... and when I say 'specific' I mean demanding 😛

Posted by ninjafish

Posted by Jynja
*coughs and puffs chest* Ahem, while we're on the subject... I have been wondering, ladies, if you think it's weird to taste yourself. I thought it was normal for every girl, but it's apparently weird.

I know I know, I'm really weird. lol

I don't think it's weird at all. Not like I do it all the time eagerly/lasciviously, but absolutely before you're expecting your "special friend" to do so. I have to make sure things are okay!

I had an ex who would refuse to kiss me after I'd gone down on him. I found that really weird and somewhat offensive, tbh.

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your ex is a moron, it's very exciting to kiss a girl who has just gone down on you. I can usually not wait long enough for her to finish the job....😛