Ordering more male Leos into my life (Page 2)

Posted by ninjafish
When it comes down to it, I don't think most women would write some dude off based on the size of it, lol. I mean it's joked about and all, but really??

Guilty! Haha... Seriously... Some dudes are like tampons! Can't feel anything!

Posted by WoundedLeo
Just out of curiosity...which sign is the most pornographic? Shit I'm hijacking the thread...sorry LotusLily Love.

Gemini.

Posted by tiziani


Aries = wants it five times a day

Is this definitely true?

Posted by lotuslily

Posted by ninjafish
When it comes down to it, I don't think most women would write some dude off based on the size of it, lol. I mean it's joked about and all, but really??

Guilty! Haha... Seriously... Some dudes are like tampons! Can't feel anything!

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LL, what do you consider optimal? 😛

Posted by tiziani

Posted by incandescentcancer

Posted by tiziani


Aries = wants it five times a day

Is this definitely true?

From experience let's say realistically minimum twice a day, if not three. And that's realistic.

Go on a holiday in the sun and yes the 5-10 a day numbers straight breaking out.

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I really need to try one of these.....from my memory I can remember a couple of these types, I never thought of asking them their D0Bs.

Posted by ninjafish
@enfant. Sounds like you've been watching too much porn from a very early age. 😛

And hello? What about vajayjay size? As if that isn't judged by some men! Larry David had an entire Curb your Enthusiasm episode dedicated to small penis -vs- big vagina.

I'm not sure I believe in big vaginas. I mean sure, obviousely there must be a variety in size but it's totally irrelevant because vaginas are flexible and adaptable. No girl I have been with has had the exact same size twice, it depends on a lot of different factors - mood, the level of arousal, wetness, positions, etc. But I don't know how one would go about to measure a vagina, scientifically.

So I guess you girls are off the hook for now.... 😉

Posted by lotuslily

Posted by ninjafish
When it comes down to it, I don't think most women would write some dude off based on the size of it, lol. I mean it's joked about and all, but really??

Guilty! Haha... Seriously... Some dudes are like tampons! Can't feel anything!

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Exactly! Tell that to Ninja who thinks it's just me who's seen too much porn..

Posted by enfant_terrible
If her ex is a moron then I guess that makes me a moron too. Yes I am one of those morons who's put off by the thought of goo-ing around with my own cum freshly out of the girl's mouth (if that's what we're talking about here). It's just gross, alright, 'cause it's me. I don't want to taste me.

It's nothing personal, I just happen to be disgusted with my own bodily fluids, not that there is anything particulary disgusting about them, but it's just a hang-up I have. Cum is possibly the most icky thing ever, and if you want to use it as mouthwash that's fine by me, only don't consider it a personal favor if you do.

To clearify things, I am not disgusted by the bodily fluids of my partner, it's simply just me. Like, in the past when I've gone down on girls I would get my saliva smeared all over my face... which was a really traumatic experiencel, lol! Let's just say I have refined my technique since, for the sake of my own well-being.

You should expand the range of your experiences dude. But yeah sure, I guess some people could be a bit uppity about these things...

Posted by tiziani
Only a matter of days before someone gets offended that they thought someone else called them "fat" or something. That train is never late.

Truer words were never spoken...

Posted by incandescentcancer
You should expand the range of your experiences dude. But yeah sure, I guess some people could be a bit uppity about these things...

So you consider eating cum off your gf's face as something range-expanding?

Wow, I should be taking notes.

I'm GF-Grapefruit.

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by incandescentcancer
You should expand the range of your experiences dude. But yeah sure, I guess some people could be a bit uppity about these things...

So you consider eating cum off your gf's face as something range-expanding?

Wow, I should be taking notes.

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All sexual experiences are valid....just like most experiences in life. Only the unimaginative restrict themselves. Like I said earlier, some people get uppity about all this...it doesn't have to be your thing in life...

WOW!!! This thing is still going?? Thanks I guess... I think? haha...
How are all you lovely Leos doing? I feel
I could really do with some of that Leo warmth and affection right now!

Time to wish lotuslily a happy birthday, and what better way than to dust off this old thread? 😄

Actually I don't know her exact date but she's an Aries. So let's hear it!!

And I thought of a perfect birthday present as well 🙂

My leo is so purrrrrrfect for me!! 🙂 Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm

AWE! Guys!!! Thanks so much! So sweet and thoughtful! One of the many reasons I adore you!

My bday was on the 6th... better late than never! 😄
Actually it wasn't that late... I only saw it now...

Enfant: Thanks for the heads up 😉

Started speaking to a hot new Leo guy last night! EXCITING!!!

Posted by enfant_terrible
Time to wish lotuslily a happy birthday, and what better way than to dust off this old thread? 😄

Actually I don't know her exact date but she's an Aries. So let's hear it!!

And I thought of a perfect birthday present as well 🙂

DA MN! worth reposting! 😄

Posted by Nala13
Dear Universe,

Please let Lotuslily's Leo be kind and respectful. Please let him love her more than she loves him. Please allow him limited options so that he will be faithful. Please do not let him be abusive..mentality, emotionally or physically. Please let him have money and not be a loser or a user. Please let him be disease free and not have a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. Please let him be able to hold a decent conversation so that when she takes him around her friends and family she won't be embarrassed.

Lastly, do not send him until she is mentality ready so that the relationship has the best chance of success.

Watch out Lotus he is on the way and tailored made at that. !!! I for one can't wait.

Oh and Mr. Universe, I think she means Sun in Leo just so we are clear. 😉

I think he's arrived!!!

Been going to this sushi place near my work quite a lot, and the manager there started taking a fancy toward me... I didn't think much of him at first... Not really attracted to him or anything like that. Then he asked me when he can take me out and asked for my number. We started chatting... told him I already have a lover so I can't take another, but I can make new friends... so asked if he is open to that. he said yes.

Been talking A LOT lately and really getting along. then like 2 weeks ago, he asks me if I wanted to meet up with him on his bday for a drink. I was like WHEN IS YOUR BDAY?? (didn't even bother asking him when I first met him, because I just didn't think I was keen on him) He says 21 Aug!!!

Anyway... Friday night I went to see him at work, ended up going to his place after to watch movies. Ended up kissing and sleeping over.

He told me he's liked me from the moment he saw me and if I didn't notice then I'm blind (Of course I noticed... I just wasn't ready at the time... only decided like a week ago that I am ready for a relationship again!)

Then yesterday morning he wakes up, asks me what I want for breakfast, goes to the shop, buys it (along with a really nice toothbrush set because he wants to have something that I can keep there all the time) comes back, makes me breakfast in bed and then when we're busy eating he tells me to get used to it!

Today we are going on a date. He says he's taking me for lunch and then movie and dinner tonight! haha