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Posted by Sagithehunter
Hiiii! I never seen a Sagi chill thread so I'll crash here.Gotta hit the weed twice before you chill here
Let's have it.
—? *passes weed* they say it ain't no gravity on the moon
*Puff puff" Really? How does the rocks stay on it?
*long ass puff* shit *puff puff* maybe it's just a big ass rock
*Puff puff* *Inhale, exhale* *Pass* Could be made of cheese.
*puff puff puff* *holds breath* government cheese *exhales* seeing as they landed there and all
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*puff puff* *Exhales smoke through nostrils* Funny when the government takes credit for a few men that had the balls to go up there in the first place while they sit in their chairs and watch it all happen.
Stay amazing all you lovely Libras. The world be pure chaos if not for you. I normally mesh pretty well with Libra folk, and love your charming nature. Top of the list when it comes to being fun and social.
Posted by Soul
Stay amazing all you lovely Libras. The world be pure chaos if not for you. I normally mesh pretty well with Libra folk, and love your charming nature. Top of the list when it comes to being fun and social.Loveahhh dah lions.
Here ya go
🙂
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Thx :-#
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Posted by Librasaurusrex
A message for @hollyhock and all Libras who've felt pummeled the past few years:(tagging holly because you may feel this so strongly due to your stellium.)
"Over recent years, as a Libra, you have walked over broken glass and hot coals. Life certainly has not been easy for you, and that was due to an unusual array of difficult aspects that normally would have been spaced out by many years, but that came at you one after the other. You barely had time to breathe. At times, the challenges may have seemed nearly endless. If you think back, your entire string of difficulties started in March 2009. Now, this difficult period is coming to an end with the arrival of Jupiter, planet of good fortune, when this generous planet enters Libra on September 9 for the first time in twelve years." -Susan Miller AstrologyZone.com
She tends to be a tad more optimistic than I like an astrologer to be but lately I've been finding her predictions to be fairly on point so she gaining with me there.
https://www.astrologyzone.com/forecasts/libra-horoscope-september-2016/3/
Is it time to buy a lottery ticket? 😛
-I know I did. Powerball is at $ 205 mil right now & the draw is in 30 min.
-@LuckyLibra979 @TheLibraMudra I got an 8th of OG, yall wanna make a salad?
-@Tirano24 I don't like that term as well. My ex used to use it all the time & it just felt loveless.
greens x decaf x 80s power ballads = Happy Saturday, everyone.
Did you win anything? 😉
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@Libra82 Unfortunately I did not, but nobody has won the jackpot yet so now the pot's at $ 222 mil.
Posted by Sagithehunter
Hiiii! I never seen a Sagi chill thread so I'll crash here.Not the first time you've intruded on a thread not meant for you. I'm not surprised.
There's no rules stating Libra moons can't enter.
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Libra Moons are for sure welcome!! I reject Sun Signism. ??
My older brother is a Libra. He also is like a big bro figure also. He was always cool with my friends and even let me live with him when he moved out.
Posted by TheLibraMudra
If you found $ 300 wrapped up in receipts on the ground would you pick it up and keep it?
I'd post an ad on maybe craigslist and facebook or elsewhere stating the amount found and say that whoever claims it must correctly tell me what store names are on the receipts for return. If no takers after a reasonable time period, mine!
Story time!
Why are people such cunt bags?
I had a rager tonight at work. This bitch was ugly and fat. I normally wouldn't give a shit but her personality matched her appearance and she was just a gross individual.
She was two hours late meeting up with her friends who had already been waiting at the table an hour or so for her ass to show up. They'd already ordered their food, too.
So she gets there, and I try to get her started on drinks and she goes on and on about how the other two should drink booze but they insisted on their cokes. So I get her drink order and she starts handing me the share plate I left for the other two since they were sharing their order.
I set it back down and nicely told her it was for them. Already, off the bat, she was rubbing me the wrong way. Shows up late, gives the other two shit for not drinking, and starts clearing off the fucking table of things that were there for a reason.
Unfortunately, some asshole in the kitchen didn't take out my order like they should have and I had to get that shit taken care of. Dropped it off to the ladies and this bitch had been too busy flapping her gums to even look at the menu. Okay fine. I come back and she insists on telling me how they say their food is cold, blah blah. Oh shit, so sorry about that. "No, we're fine, it's okay, really. We're hungry so it's no big deal."
Crazy fat bitch (cfb): "WELL IF IT WERE MINE I WOULDN'T TOLERATE THAT AND SEND IT BACK!"
I ask the ladies again if they're suuure they're okay with it. We can get it fixed, no problem. No, they insist it's fine. Okie doke.
CFB- "Well, I'm going to order that too, but it better be hot! And I want a cup of soup. That better be hot as well!"
...k.
Soup's sent first, food a few mins later. Soup comes out, I wait a few, and carefully poke in to check on them since they were talking up a storm. I ask how the soup is.
CFB- " I DON'T KNOW, I'M TALKING."
...oookay. Fuck this, I'm barely checking on your ass. When he food came out, I overheard her telling the runner "I wasn't even done with my soup yet, but okay..." Kinda snarky. Well maybe if your dumb ass actually ate instead of talked the whole time.... I timed that shit bitch. Your steak was well fucking done. You had plenty of time to eat that, what the hell.
CFB wanted boxes for her food. I bring them over. "CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME??" ...you are such a gross fuck. Seriously.
They sat there for four freaking hours.
/ story.
Needless to say, I was feeling very fork stabby in the eye tonight.
I'm treating my wonderful boyfriend to a trip to Amsterdam the week after his birthday (he's the 1st). I've been a handful of times but he's never been so I just hope he enjoys it!
20 days and counting!! ?
Has any of you lovely Leebs been to Dam? Thoughts?
Gosh, you're so lucky! Being in the UK there's none of that so Dam is the most logical pit stop for us Brits to get something decent and of good quality!
So much to see and do there, it's great! We're only going for 2 nights so I'm trying to figure out how we can do a little bit of everything to keep things balanced. As soon as we touch down i wannd get my smokes in. The last time I went it was with friends and it was all about getting stoned all day everyday lol.
What do you like to smoke? What can you get where you are? I loved the AK47...made me chat non-stop and gave a nice high. I wanna get my hands on some orange bud. The fella would like some good high grade.
Perhaps you can add Dam to your list of places to visit. I'm also a bit of a hermit and don't really venture out of UK that much so I hear ya lol. I have to really force myself to live life.
My spot to type in DXP "status updates" or whatever we call them here is missing..? 😕 So, @deadpoop I liked your comment because I was like, "hell yeah! Autumn IS a sexy season! Perhaps even fucktastically so..!" plus I support making up awesome words such as fucktastically. I didnt see a gif then but I did just now soo.... ? I am so awkward on DXP lately. Blowing kisses to the wrong name, typing awkward messages that sound frisky when not supposed to at all, liking sexy lady photos thinking its about the season.. Wtf I am so weird. —?
I feel like I get angry fairly easily, is anyone else like that? I get angry when someone I consider a close friend do something bad to me in a card game, that's not good.
@tirano24 That cfb sounds really terrible. I feel your pain. This crazy thing would happen to my voice with customers like her.. The crazier and bitchier they'd get and the angrier it made me.. the higher pitched and sugar sweet my tone would get.. Just dripping with honey. I would offer them anything possible to make them happy. It sounds crazy and backwards but usually it would cause them to be embarrassed because they always know they're being a dick and honestly they want you to feel antagonized and retaliate so they can be the token angry customer-is-always right guy. They almost ALWAYS stepped off and would end up being nicer and even sometimes apologizing. And if not, I'd bring the manager in and it'd be the customer who was the bad guy obviously. Never backfired not once.
It's the most manipulative thing I've ever done in my life and I'm completely ok with that. Lol
Booty cupping & massage anyone?
Posted by stopbeingdelusional
Why do Libras procrastinate so much??
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I procrastinate because I'd rather read or daydream. ?☁
Posted by stopbeingdelusional
Why do Libras procrastinate so much??
Because they are the ladies of leisure.
Posted by Librasaurusrex
@tirano24 That cfb sounds really terrible. I feel your pain. This crazy thing would happen to my voice with customers like her.. The crazier and bitchier they'd get and the angrier it made me.. the higher pitched and sugar sweet my tone would get.. Just dripping with honey. I would offer them anything possible to make them happy. It sounds crazy and backwards but usually it would cause them to be embarrassed because they always know they're being a dick and honestly they want you to feel antagonized and retaliate so they can be the token angry customer-is-always right guy. They almost ALWAYS stepped off and would end up being nicer and even sometimes apologizing. And if not, I'd bring the manager in and it'd be the customer who was the bad guy obviously. Never backfired not once.It's the most manipulative thing I've ever done in my life and I'm completely ok with that. Lol
Haha. I had to vent because she was just one of the grossest individuals I've come across in awhile.
That's all you can do- turn into an airline stewardess about it and sound perky and shit. Meanwhile, back in the kitchen- "this fucking cunt..."
She simmered down a tad once she'd eaten but she still was a cunt. Some people are just fucking miserable human beings. "Here, let me go out into public and treat everyone else like shit for no apparent reason."
I have never understood being a fucking asshole to anyone who works at whatever establishment. Freaking out at the cashier at Target? Being a dick to the people at the move theater? Turning into a fucking troll to your server?
Life's too short for that shit, you prick. Calm the fuck down.
Posted by stopbeingdelusional
Why do Libras procrastinate so much??Because they are the ladies of leisure.
By "ladies of leisure" did you mean we love luxury or was it a diplomatic way to call Libras prostitutes
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OH NOOOOO I hate the word prostitute. They deserve the same respect as others as they work harder and pay taxes in most of the countries.
Lady of leisure I meant is of independent means, like the ladies in the sex and the city.
Posted by Ninjagirl
I'm treating my wonderful boyfriend to a trip to Amsterdam the week after his birthday (he's the 1st). I've been a handful of times but he's never been so I just hope he enjoys it!20 days and counting!! ?
Has any of you lovely Leebs been to Dam? Thoughts?
Went to Amsterdam 2 years ago with a couple friends after we attended a wedding in Barcelona & the honeymoon in Paris & Brussels, and I had a blast even though I was only there for 6 hours (4-hour bus ride from Brussels running on no sleep but I did sleep the entire ride). As soon as we got out to Amsterdam Centraal, I checked my luggage in a train station locker & went out for a cigarette. As soon as I stepped outside, I was hit by a wall of cannabis smoke from nearly everyone smoking tulip spliffs outside of the station. I've never seen so many bicycles in my entire life! First thing we did was place a reservation at Upstairs Pannenkoekenhuis (SUPER TINY pancake house that probably only seats 10-12 people), find a coffee shop, burn a couple spliffs at a bar while watching the Merseyside Derby, walked through the city & passed by the Royal Palace and Madame Tussaud's, checked out the Rembrandt Museum, passed by the Van Gogh Museum and the Heineken factory (it was closed that day), went to our reservation at the pancake house (the pannenkoeken with the Dutch bacon, cheese & tomato was excellent!), went to another coffee shop to finish the rest of our spliffs, bought some AFC Ajax souvenirs at a pro shop, passed by the Red Light District, bought some frites w/ fritessaus & Belgian samouraï sauce (SO GOOD!) + STROOPWAFELS, headed back to Amsterdam Centraal & took the Thalys to Paris.
I thought the vending machine kiosks with hot food was cool but I didn't get to try it. I would like to learn how to navigate the city by bicycle someday, but biking through Amsterdam is HARDCORE! I really would like to spend the evening in Amsterdam and perhaps do a Happy Hour or dinner canal cruise if I ever go back there. I liked Amsterdam, despite my short time there, and I do hope to return there in the near future.
@dolluxe I know that very well darling 😉
@TheLibraMudra what's wrong sweetheart?
@TheLibraMudra Shout out loud Libra lady.
@TheLibraMudra I don't want to offend anyone by putting that gif in the message.
Posted by Tirano24
I'm over this police brutality, BLM, vandalism propaganda from the media.
How would you explain what the problem really is?
@TheLibraMudra Better don't show to any of your Hindu friends your bracelet hanger. But the room looks lush, very calming and soothing. Are you having hierophilia with Ganesh? To be honest it was my fetish when I was ermm 6 or 7 years old but not with Ganesh but the female counterpart of his.
Posted by Tirano24
I'm over this police brutality, BLM, vandalism propaganda from the media.How would you explain what the problem really is?
I am firmly impassive on it overall. I grew up seeing stuff like this happen all the time.
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Unfair brutality, rioting, vandalism? All of it? Why do you feel the media coverage is propaganda?
Posted by geminidude
@TheLibraMudra Better don't show to any of your Hindu friends your bracelet hanger. But the room looks lush, very calming and soothing. Are you having hierophilia with Ganesh? To be honest it was my fetish when I was ermm 6 or 7 years old but not with Ganesh but the female counterpart of his.
Hide it from the Hindu's? What about Ganesh? How do you think he feels? ?
e. Just gonna leave this here for no real reason at all.
Posted by Librasaurusrex
It's spelled *ciao* Gregg.sue me
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Omg you guys. Husband just told me a different birth time than I thought... ? pulling a new chart now. What will I find??! ?
Ok. NBD. Only like 25 mins diff. Same rising.
Posted by geminidude
@TheLibraMudra I don't want to offend anyone by putting that gif in the message.Ha.
I have him all over my house and although this may be blasphemous, he is also the protector of all my extra necklaces and bracelets that don't fit in my jewelry cabinet 😄
And king of my yoga sanctuary
Chills above my love seat too!
Sri! Sri! Ganesh!
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Really love that Yoga spot you got goin' on there, very nice 😘
Posted by Librasaurusrex
Omg you guys. Husband just told me a different birth time than I thought... ? pulling a new chart now. What will I find??! ?
Posted by Librasaurusrex
Ok. NBD. Only like 25 mins diff. Same rising.click to expand
His moon is only a few degrees into Taurus so I wasnt sure. Can you imagine if I found out I'm married to an Aries moon?! —
Random thought... how about pumpkin spiced flavored lube. I know it must exist somewhere.
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
Random thought... how about pumpkin spiced flavored lube. I know it must exist somewhere.
There's pumpkin pie flavored lube.
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
Random thought... how about pumpkin spiced flavored lube. I know it must exist somewhere.There's pumpkin pie flavored lube.
lol basic biatch blow jobs
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Complete with Ugg condoms.
Fake, but funny.
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
Random thought... how about pumpkin spiced flavored lube. I know it must exist somewhere.There's pumpkin pie flavored lube.
lol basic biatch blow jobs
Complete with Ugg condoms.
Lol ew and distasteful leggings
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Starbucks diaphragm.
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
Random thought... how about pumpkin spiced flavored lube. I know it must exist somewhere.There's pumpkin pie flavored lube.
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Good to know lol tis the season for all things pumpkin
Caps are psycho. Well, the psycho variety. Double standards, fixated on what they can't have (see it as a conquest and nothing else), etc.
I know of one who keeps coming back to a friend and it's been like 5 years. She's like wtf get away from me with that shit. You're nuts.
The one I got involved with, I was friends with prior and he talked to me like one of the guys. ...so the shit he admitted was pretty candid. Overall, it just boiled down to specific women being seen as a challenge or an "experience" he wanted to have. It wasn't anything about her per se that made him cow eyed, was just that she was like this so he wanted to try to bang her because of that, or, as he openly admitted, he'd cheat just to cheat just to try it out because he could.
They're cool dudes generally, but I wouldn't want to date one that hadn't evolved yet. They're fucking nuts.
I keep telling my friend to tell that dude to fuck off (same dude I dealt with), but she's too nicey. So he sees her as a potential option because she's so passive and way too nice to say what needs to be said.
I basically told him to fuck off, that he was an awful human being, and threw that Aries ice at his ass in person and made him feel like total dogshit in my presence.
Haven't heard from that psycho mofo since haha.
That was also my actual "aha" moment where I realized how empowering it was to turn the tables on such a shitty individual. It was amazing how much it felt like a weight had been lifted, and it was really freeing. It's why I do what I do around here with all these women all caught up with fuckboys in dating. It's like holy shit, it's awesome. Try it some time you sad bitches. Evolve. Evoooolve.
...it's also why I've given no more fucks about dating lately. I just... am so apathetic about all of it. Fuck it, it'll happen when it happens. We've got too many fucknuts in dating. Have fun wading through the fucknut dating pool. I'm off doing my thing, you know?
...lately it's been a ceramics class. It's pretty awesome haha.
Morning classy ladieeeeessss.....
@dolluxe yeah I know what's in your mind.
@dolluxe
Today was a good day. The sun was out. I sungazed and it made this Libra feel breezy. Being able to get away from the computer is a beauutiful thing.
Posted by Kemetisinme
Today was a good day. The sun was out. I sungazed and it made this Libra feel breezy. Being able to get away from the computer is a beauutiful thing.Love sungazing. Amazing feeling. 🙂
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Indeed. I feel rejuvenated when I go for at least 12-15 mins. I've read that it can even improve/heal your eyesight.
It's very quiet in here.
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*Puff puff* *Inhale, exhale* *Pass* Could be made of cheese.