
Dazed
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Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Roll and if I feel like whining I'm going to whine.
#crybabymoon
My crybaby moon had a heart attack while driving across the country...
Then it was shocked five times in two days by a snobby British doctor.
Then it was knocked back in place by a genius Asian cardiologist who probably has an aries moon too.
It is a fucking warrior.
IT DESERVES CLEAN TOWELS AND NO DISHES IN THE SINK.click to expand

Posted by Sith_Rogen
Role
People who think it's roll also say dribble instead of drivel and think the phrase is "tow" the line.





Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Roll and if I feel like whining I'm going to whine.
#crybabymoon
My crybaby moon had a heart attack while driving across the country...
Then it was shocked five times in two days by a snobby British doctor.
Then it was knocked back in place by a genius Asian cardiologist who probably has an aries moon too.
It is a fucking warrior.
IT DESERVES CLEAN TOWELS AND NO DISHES IN THE SINK.
A warrior puts the dishes in the dishwasher 🙂
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
Make a cup of tea, maybe a little honey
Load the towels in the washer
Unpack my suitcases, wash my dirty clothes, put everything away
Make dinner
Sanitize the bathrooms
Change the sheets
Wash the winter comforter
Climb into bed and watch netflix
All things I would love to do right now BUT I CANNOTclick to expand


Posted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Roll and if I feel like whining I'm going to whine.
#crybabymoon
My crybaby moon had a heart attack while driving across the country...
Then it was shocked five times in two days by a snobby British doctor.
Then it was knocked back in place by a genius Asian cardiologist who probably has an aries moon too.
It is a fucking warrior.
IT DESERVES CLEAN TOWELS AND NO DISHES IN THE SINK.
A warrior puts the dishes in the dishwasher 🙂
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
Make a cup of tea, maybe a little honey
Load the towels in the washer
Unpack my suitcases, wash my dirty clothes, put everything away
Make dinner
Sanitize the bathrooms
Change the sheets
Wash the winter comforter
Climb into bed and watch netflix
All things I would love to do right now BUT I CANNOT
wow wow..
How did we get to all that from a towel on the floor and some dishes in the sink?click to expand

Posted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Is this to introduce a new mafia game?
We need one.





Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Roll and if I feel like whining I'm going to whine.
#crybabymoon
My crybaby moon had a heart attack while driving across the country...
Then it was shocked five times in two days by a snobby British doctor.
Then it was knocked back in place by a genius Asian cardiologist who probably has an aries moon too.
It is a fucking warrior.
IT DESERVES CLEAN TOWELS AND NO DISHES IN THE SINK.
A warrior puts the dishes in the dishwasher 🙂
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
Make a cup of tea, maybe a little honey
Load the towels in the washer
Unpack my suitcases, wash my dirty clothes, put everything away
Make dinner
Sanitize the bathrooms
Change the sheets
Wash the winter comforter
Climb into bed and watch netflix
All things I would love to do right now BUT I CANNOT
wow wow..
How did we get to all that from a towel on the floor and some dishes in the sink?
Because I've been traumatized and need therapy now, I guess.click to expand



Posted by LittleStar_Posted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Is this to introduce a new mafia game?
We need one.
It’s because he misspelled role.click to expand

Posted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Roll and if I feel like whining I'm going to whine.
#crybabymoon
My crybaby moon had a heart attack while driving across the country...
Then it was shocked five times in two days by a snobby British doctor.
Then it was knocked back in place by a genius Asian cardiologist who probably has an aries moon too.
It is a fucking warrior.
IT DESERVES CLEAN TOWELS AND NO DISHES IN THE SINK.
A warrior puts the dishes in the dishwasher 🙂
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
Make a cup of tea, maybe a little honey
Load the towels in the washer
Unpack my suitcases, wash my dirty clothes, put everything away
Make dinner
Sanitize the bathrooms
Change the sheets
Wash the winter comforter
Climb into bed and watch netflix
All things I would love to do right now BUT I CANNOT
wow wow..
How did we get to all that from a towel on the floor and some dishes in the sink?
Because I've been traumatized and need therapy now, I guess.
No.. I think you've been through a lot in the past week or so, and are over reacting. It's a towel and some dishes. I think normally you would just pick it up and put them away.. but because you can't at the moment due to physical limitations, you're not getting the satisfaction of being the go getting, "I can do anything", woman that you usually are.. and you're taking it out on the Cap. That's what he's used to from you, and that's who you love being. Think about all of the things he's done for you without you asking. Put you're big girl panties on until this passes.
Too rational.click to expand

Posted by LittleStar_Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by LittleStar_Posted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Is this to introduce a new mafia game?
We need one.
It’s because he misspelled role.
The misspelling goes way back to a mafia game that Afternoondelights literally gave us rolls as a tool in the game....like baked goods. Then the switching of the spelling was always done on purpose.
Yes but when used outside that context it should be role.click to expand

Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Roll and if I feel like whining I'm going to whine.
#crybabymoon
My crybaby moon had a heart attack while driving across the country...
Then it was shocked five times in two days by a snobby British doctor.
Then it was knocked back in place by a genius Asian cardiologist who probably has an aries moon too.
It is a fucking warrior.
IT DESERVES CLEAN TOWELS AND NO DISHES IN THE SINK.
A warrior puts the dishes in the dishwasher 🙂
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
Make a cup of tea, maybe a little honey
Load the towels in the washer
Unpack my suitcases, wash my dirty clothes, put everything away
Make dinner
Sanitize the bathrooms
Change the sheets
Wash the winter comforter
Climb into bed and watch netflix
All things I would love to do right now BUT I CANNOT
wow wow..
How did we get to all that from a towel on the floor and some dishes in the sink?
Because I've been traumatized and need therapy now, I guess.
No.. I think you've been through a lot in the past week or so, and are over reacting. It's a towel and some dishes. I think normally you would just pick it up and put them away.. but because you can't at the moment due to physical limitations, you're not getting the satisfaction of being the go getting, "I can do anything", woman that you usually are.. and you're taking it out on the Cap. That's what he's used to from you, and that's who you love being. Think about all of the things he's done for you without you asking. Put you're big girl panties on until this passes.
Too rational.
She's not mad at the Cap. She's mad at herself when she shouldn't be, over some health bs that's slowing her down.
She can be mad about him not doing his fair share too while simultaneously being mad at her inability to control everything.
I'm actually mad at the world because I am sick and can't handle it.
It will be alright in a few weeks, if I live that long.click to expand

Posted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by LittleStar_Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by LittleStar_Posted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Is this to introduce a new mafia game?
We need one.
It’s because he misspelled role.
The misspelling goes way back to a mafia game that Afternoondelights literally gave us rolls as a tool in the game....like baked goods. Then the switching of the spelling was always done on purpose.
Yes but when used outside that context it should be role.
Nope.
“All the world’s a role”click to expand

Posted by LittleStar_Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Roll and if I feel like whining I'm going to whine.
#crybabymoon
My crybaby moon had a heart attack while driving across the country...
Then it was shocked five times in two days by a snobby British doctor.
Then it was knocked back in place by a genius Asian cardiologist who probably has an aries moon too.
It is a fucking warrior.
IT DESERVES CLEAN TOWELS AND NO DISHES IN THE SINK.
A warrior puts the dishes in the dishwasher 🙂
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
Make a cup of tea, maybe a little honey
Load the towels in the washer
Unpack my suitcases, wash my dirty clothes, put everything away
Make dinner
Sanitize the bathrooms
Change the sheets
Wash the winter comforter
Climb into bed and watch netflix
All things I would love to do right now BUT I CANNOT
wow wow..
How did we get to all that from a towel on the floor and some dishes in the sink?
Because I've been traumatized and need therapy now, I guess.
No.. I think you've been through a lot in the past week or so, and are over reacting. It's a towel and some dishes. I think normally you would just pick it up and put them away.. but because you can't at the moment due to physical limitations, you're not getting the satisfaction of being the go getting, "I can do anything", woman that you usually are.. and you're taking it out on the Cap. That's what he's used to from you, and that's who you love being. Think about all of the things he's done for you without you asking. Put you're big girl panties on until this passes.
Too rational.
She's not mad at the Cap. She's mad at herself when she shouldn't be, over some health bs that's slowing her down.
She can be mad about him not doing his fair share too while simultaneously being mad at her inability to control everything.
I'm actually mad at the world because I am sick and can't handle it.
It will be alright in a few weeks, if I live that long.
Wouldn’t you be less mad if it was clean thoclick to expand

Posted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by LittleStar_Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Roll and if I feel like whining I'm going to whine.
#crybabymoon
My crybaby moon had a heart attack while driving across the country...
Then it was shocked five times in two days by a snobby British doctor.
Then it was knocked back in place by a genius Asian cardiologist who probably has an aries moon too.
It is a fucking warrior.
IT DESERVES CLEAN TOWELS AND NO DISHES IN THE SINK.
A warrior puts the dishes in the dishwasher 🙂
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
Make a cup of tea, maybe a little honey
Load the towels in the washer
Unpack my suitcases, wash my dirty clothes, put everything away
Make dinner
Sanitize the bathrooms
Change the sheets
Wash the winter comforter
Climb into bed and watch netflix
All things I would love to do right now BUT I CANNOT
wow wow..
How did we get to all that from a towel on the floor and some dishes in the sink?
Because I've been traumatized and need therapy now, I guess.
No.. I think you've been through a lot in the past week or so, and are over reacting. It's a towel and some dishes. I think normally you would just pick it up and put them away.. but because you can't at the moment due to physical limitations, you're not getting the satisfaction of being the go getting, "I can do anything", woman that you usually are.. and you're taking it out on the Cap. That's what he's used to from you, and that's who you love being. Think about all of the things he's done for you without you asking. Put you're big girl panties on until this passes.
Too rational.
She's not mad at the Cap. She's mad at herself when she shouldn't be, over some health bs that's slowing her down.
She can be mad about him not doing his fair share too while simultaneously being mad at her inability to control everything.
I'm actually mad at the world because I am sick and can't handle it.
It will be alright in a few weeks, if I live that long.
Wouldn’t you be less mad if it was clean tho
Do you ask yourself this when you look at the dishes you just left in the sink?
No because I don’t care about those dishes.click to expand

Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by LittleStar_Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by LittleStar_Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by LittleStar_Posted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Roll and if I feel like whining I'm going to whine.
#crybabymoon
My crybaby moon had a heart attack while driving across the country...
Then it was shocked five times in two days by a snobby British doctor.
Then it was knocked back in place by a genius Asian cardiologist who probably has an aries moon too.
It is a fucking warrior.
IT DESERVES CLEAN TOWELS AND NO DISHES IN THE SINK.
A warrior puts the dishes in the dishwasher 🙂
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
Make a cup of tea, maybe a little honey
Load the towels in the washer
Unpack my suitcases, wash my dirty clothes, put everything away
Make dinner
Sanitize the bathrooms
Change the sheets
Wash the winter comforter
Climb into bed and watch netflix
All things I would love to do right now BUT I CANNOT
wow wow..
How did we get to all that from a towel on the floor and some dishes in the sink?
Because I've been traumatized and need therapy now, I guess.
No.. I think you've been through a lot in the past week or so, and are over reacting. It's a towel and some dishes. I think normally you would just pick it up and put them away.. but because you can't at the moment due to physical limitations, you're not getting the satisfaction of being the go getting, "I can do anything", woman that you usually are.. and you're taking it out on the Cap. That's what he's used to from you, and that's who you love being. Think about all of the things he's done for you without you asking. Put you're big girl panties on until this passes.
Too rational.
She's not mad at the Cap. She's mad at herself when she shouldn't be, over some health bs that's slowing her down.
She can be mad about him not doing his fair share too while simultaneously being mad at her inability to control everything.
I'm actually mad at the world because I am sick and can't handle it.
It will be alright in a few weeks, if I live that long.
Wouldn’t you be less mad if it was clean tho
OMG SO LESS MAD.
Exactly. ❤️❤️
I hear you.
I’d at least call up a maid for you.
You’d probably hate my cleaning skills.
He said he found someone today so we will see what happens tomorrow.click to expand


Posted by _DazedPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Is this to introduce a new mafia game?
We need one.
What should the rolls be?click to expand


Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by _Dazed
@nikkistar
@AfternoonDelights22
Rollclick to expand

Posted by nikkistarPosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by _Dazed
@nikkistar
@AfternoonDelights22
Roll
HE HATH SPOKENTHclick to expand
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