Omg halp!!!

I just found out I was born under mercury retrograde!!! How do I escape so I can live a decent life please!

I stopped believing in prayer along time ago it was around the same time I have up hope! ;_;

Posted by sagatastic

I just found out I was born under mercury retrograde!!! How do I escape so I can live a decent life please!

Ok, here's what you gotta do.

1.) Get a really big parachute.

2.) Jump out of a really high-flying airplane.

3.) Scream really loud as the parachute opens above you.

4.) Continue screaming all the way down.

5.) Once you land, you have now officially escaped Mercury Retrograde.

6.) Live a decent life

But isn't there a way to fix it so we can be ok?

The parachute doesn't open does it? Lol