Omg halp!!!

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Posted by sagatastic

I just found out I was born under mercury retrograde!!! How do I escape so I can live a decent life please!


Ok, here's what you gotta do.

1.) Get a really big parachute.

2.) Jump out of a really high-flying airplane.

3.) Scream really loud as the parachute opens above you.

4.) Continue screaming all the way down.

5.) Once you land, you have now officially escaped Mercury Retrograde.

6.) Live a decent life