If each sign was a fruit?

This topic was created in the Astrology forum by 777 on Saturday, March 9, 2019 and has 23 replies.

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@777
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What fruit would they be?

Aries: cherry

Taurus: watermelon

Gemini: pineapple

Cancer: peach

Leo: strawberry

Virgo: apple

Libra: grapes

Scorpio: black berry

Sag: mango

Cap: prunes (no turning this around by saying plums)

Aqua: tomato

Pisces: kiwi

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@777
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Posted by RamOfPeace

Lmao @ prunes

Prunes are functional, just like caps. Bittersweet

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@777
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Posted by DrinkWater

Leo is an Orange.

Leo is too important to be labeled anything less than than a popular exotic fruit

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@777
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Posted by DrinkWater

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Posted by DrinkWater

Leo is an Orange.

Leo is a meatball.

Lol that's a Taurus

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What about caps? Can caps be prunes?

Its gotta be prunes or dates

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@_Dazed
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Aries: Potato

Taurus: Potato

Gemini: Potato

Cancer: Potato

Leo: Potato

Virgo: Potato

Libra: Potato

Scorpio: Potato

Sag: Potato

Cap: Potato

Aqua: French fry

Pisces: Potato

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@Jarax
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Capricorns are definitely pears (fuck a prune). 😒 Hard before you get to know us and soft and mushy once you wait for us to warm up to you.

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@777
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Posted by Loyal

Why kiwi tho?

Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet

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@777
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Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

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Why kiwi tho?

Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet

Aquas are weird not Pisces.

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Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people

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@777
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Posted by LethalFantasia

The shady Libras are regular grapes

The wholesome Venus lover Libruhz are seedless more pricey grapes

#geminithoughts

They dont carry the same spunk as gems. Libras have a light flavor. Gems have more distinct flavor

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@777
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Posted by Loyal

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Posted by Loyal

Why kiwi tho?

Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet

Aquas are weird not Pisces.

Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people

How much we betting?

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I'll bet a peach, an apple, and one kiwi

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@777
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Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Why kiwi tho?

Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet

Aquas are weird not Pisces.

Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people

How much we betting?

I'll bet a peach, an apple, and one kiwi

Raise the stakes higher

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How much?

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@777
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Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Why kiwi tho?

Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet

Aquas are weird not Pisces.

Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people

How much we betting?

I'll bet a peach, an apple, and one kiwi

Raise the stakes higher

How much?

Sky high

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Come on kanye, how much?

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@777
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Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Posted by 777

Posted by Loyal

Why kiwi tho?

Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet

Aquas are weird not Pisces.

Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people

How much we betting?

I'll bet a peach, an apple, and one kiwi

Raise the stakes higher

How much?

Sky high

Come on kanye, how much?

Only a virgo would compare men smh. SKY HIGH

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I am now thoroughly confused

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@Pandora101
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Posted by 777

What fruit would they be?

Aries: cherry

Taurus: watermelon

Gemini: pineapple

Cancer: peach

Leo: strawberry

Virgo: apple

Libra: grapes

Scorpio: black berry

Sag: mango

Cap: prunes (no turning this around by saying plums)

Aqua: tomato

Pisces: kiwi

why is Aqua tomato?? 🙂

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@Argus
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Posted by saggurl88

Posted by Argus

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Great! Pisces peeps left out once again! 😠

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You found it! Oh my.... 🙂

I was just being a pain in the neck, but thank you! 👍🏼

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