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If each sign was a fruit?
*were 😁
Lmao @ prunes
Lmao @ prunes
Prunes are functional, just like caps. Bittersweet
Leo is an Orange.
Leo is too important to be labeled anything less than than a popular exotic fruit
Leo is an Orange.
Leo is a meatball.
Lol that's a Taurus
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What about caps? Can caps be prunes?
Its gotta be prunes or dates
Aries: Potato
Taurus: Potato
Gemini: Potato
Cancer: Potato
Leo: Potato
Virgo: Potato
Libra: Potato
Scorpio: Potato
Sag: Potato
Cap: Potato
Aqua: French fry
Pisces: Potato
Forbidden.
Capricorns are definitely pears (fuck a prune). 😒 Hard before you get to know us and soft and mushy once you wait for us to warm up to you.
Why kiwi tho?
Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet
Ill be a peach 🍑 yessss I look like thatttttt
Why kiwi tho?
Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet
Aquas are weird not Pisces.
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Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people
Juicy 🍍
💦
The shady Libras are regular grapes
The wholesome Venus lover Libruhz are seedless more pricey grapes
They dont carry the same spunk as gems. Libras have a light flavor. Gems have more distinct flavor
Prunes are the best! Helps with digestion.
Why kiwi tho?
Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet
Aquas are weird not Pisces.
Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people
How much we betting?
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I'll bet a peach, an apple, and one kiwi
Why kiwi tho?
Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet
Aquas are weird not Pisces.
Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people
How much we betting?
I'll bet a peach, an apple, and one kiwi
Raise the stakes higher
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How much?
Why kiwi tho?
Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet
Aquas are weird not Pisces.
Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people
How much we betting?
I'll bet a peach, an apple, and one kiwi
Raise the stakes higher
How much?
Sky high
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Come on kanye, how much?
Great! Pisces peeps left out once again! 😠
Why kiwi tho?
Cuznits a random looking fruit. Brown with hairs on skin. Weird green fruit inside. Kinda wierd, but sweet
Aquas are weird not Pisces.
Wanna bet? Make a thread & ask the people
How much we betting?
I'll bet a peach, an apple, and one kiwi
Raise the stakes higher
How much?
Sky high
Come on kanye, how much?
Only a virgo would compare men smh. SKY HIGH
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I am now thoroughly confused
Great! Pisces peeps left out once again! 😠
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What fruit would they be?
Aries: cherry
Taurus: watermelon
Gemini: pineapple
Cancer: peach
Leo: strawberry
Virgo: apple
Libra: grapes
Scorpio: black berry
Sag: mango
Cap: prunes (no turning this around by saying plums)
Aqua: tomato
Pisces: kiwi
why is Aqua tomato?? 🙂
Great! Pisces peeps left out once again! 😠
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You found it! Oh my.... 🙂
I was just being a pain in the neck, but thank you! 👍🏼
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What fruit would they be?
Aries: cherry
Taurus: watermelon
Gemini: pineapple
Cancer: peach
Leo: strawberry
Virgo: apple
Libra: grapes
Scorpio: black berry
Sag: mango
Cap: prunes (no turning this around by saying plums)
Aqua: tomato
Pisces: kiwi