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Posted by KalelnoPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by MidAtBestDo you know gemitati wear lume? She probably wreak of horrid smell of lume but just don't be telling nobody. She swear up and down it's the best on the market. Putting on a front I would say.Posted by RollergirlOrcOne day in 2022 my last Pisces ex dumped me for the millionth time, I ran out of beer and it was 1am so I went to the only bar open. I wore my coconut Lume. this heavyset black Aqua named Charles started haranguing me at the bar, saying "I can tell you're a hippy and creature of the earth. You can really smell the must". threw that Lume out as soon as I got home 😭
Over here in the US, they advertise whole body deodorants and body washes so much. It's almost like they're all saying that we stink. (They do work though even though the formula for Lume smells like barf)
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Gemitati wears this lume? 🤣 what is it? Soap? Fabric softener??click to expand

Posted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoHmm fragrantica is being cruel to it but they're snobs who love shit like kilian love don't be shy, and they say it smells like br540 and cloud, I love cloud. But someone said Africa is better, I went to Africa reviews and they were quaint but said the reformulation is trash. I don't wanna smell like straight citrus much as I like bergamotPosted by MidAtBestYes coz I owned Fiji tooPosted by KalelnoI used to wear old spice fiji, would you consider that better? x)
Axe cherry spritz is perfect for a strip club @midatbest
Then rio de Janeiro makes yummy deodorant but they don't sell it at the gas station unlike pure sport
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I actually owned pure sport but I never pick it up these days I guess it’s okay
Stock up on toiletries like most women lol
The new axe is fire I’m telling you it’s like trashy sexy
I’ve never even owned an axe anything but o like to make dark temptation jokes a lot
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I already have cloud, Africa sounds fascinating, id love to smell like sweaty rugby boy. What do you think?
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I’ve never smelled Africa
It can’t smell like br540 coz that’s expensive and this stuff comes in a can
Honestly I think I like it coz it’s like paco rabanne black xs in the old bottle now that was a trashy strawberry this one is a trashy cherry
It’s also not that good if we are honestly debating fragrances but it’s an axe fragrance that comes in a can you can’t expect any of them to be that good!
At a gas station and you need a Gemini shower pick cherry spritz 🤣 see it even has the Gemini code name for shower 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣click to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestI’ve never smelled AfricaPosted by KalelnoHmm fragrantica is being cruel to it but they're snobs who love shit like kilian love don't be shy, and they say it smells like br540 and cloud, I love cloud. But someone said Africa is better, I went to Africa reviews and they were quaint but said the reformulation is trash. I don't wanna smell like straight citrus much as I like bergamotPosted by MidAtBestYes coz I owned Fiji tooPosted by KalelnoI used to wear old spice fiji, would you consider that better? x)
Axe cherry spritz is perfect for a strip club @midatbest
Then rio de Janeiro makes yummy deodorant but they don't sell it at the gas station unlike pure sport
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I actually owned pure sport but I never pick it up these days I guess it’s okay
Stock up on toiletries like most women lol
The new axe is fire I’m telling you it’s like trashy sexy
I’ve never even owned an axe anything but o like to make dark temptation jokes a lot
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I already have cloud, Africa sounds fascinating, id love to smell like sweaty rugby boy. What do you think?
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It can’t smell like br540 coz that’s expensive and this stuff comes in a can
Honestly I think I like it coz it’s like paco rabanne black xs in the old bottle now that was a trashy strawberry this one is a trashy cherry
It’s also not that good if we are honestly debating fragrances but it’s an axe fragrance that comes in a can you can’t expect any of them to be that good!
At a gas station and you need a Gemini shower pick cherry spritz 🤣 see it even has the Gemini code name for shower 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Yeah I haven't had hot water at home in a week despite paying my gas bill and reaching out to the gas company and my maintenance manager twice but am lucky to have showers and soap at my workplaces
I took a shower at the club on Saturday and Salem yelled in front of all the girls "wow that was the shortest shower any girl here has ever taken"
I'm like damn way to put me on blast 😭click to expand

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@kalelno Salem is this one
She's kinda cool and laughs when I fart, and came to visit with me on the bar side when I came on my off day, but also she routinely talks shit about some of the girls who I like (Rocky and this former dancer Indica) and says "no one wants to be near your unwashed ugly nasty rotten pussy costumes"
I said to her "in a matter of time you'll be saying that about me" 😭
But she's straightforward and will engage in convos with me while also putting me on blast but I think it's not in a malicious way in my case. She has a master's in orchestra and teaches trumpet classes or smth
Daisy pretends she doesn't hear me when I talk to her
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I don't know I never heard of that cologne. Is it new? It probably hasn't hit the US yet. I want creed pure white cologne but I'm not trying to pay 600 dollars just for a bottle of cologne.