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i hate this weather. this is some bullshit! i think i'm going to go to ihop and get me an omelet. plus i got a hankerin for some pancakes. muncheeeeeeeez!

ok, so frenchy just emailed me some shit and i didn't understand a word and it's raining again. i give up 😢

i would take a pic of my fridge right now and post it on here but you'd think i was poor...or anorexic and for the latter...i wish 😛

you know, the c*word should offend me but it never has. i didnt discover what it mean until i was like 18. up until then, i'd never heard it. i had a guy call me it once. he was really upset. i laughed. i just don't get angry by it but i get that other women do. i guess it's the power you put in the word but in all seriousness, in the states, it's not like people go around calling each other that so how do you know it's bad until someone else tells you, "that's the worst thing you can call a woman."

the worst thing you could call me would probably be something involving a hooker, feces and animals. i'm not sure what all that together would constitute but that combination would definitely tick me off.

"shit faced dog whore"....no, i think i was going more for a word that summed up all of that. whatever that word is, that word, i might whoop some ass over.

ok, i gotta translate frenchy's email, then i have to figure out what i'm going to wear today plus i have a boxing course i'm supposed to start tomorrow. i'm actually kinda tired for some reason which is rare. i think i'm akin to that chick from the ring. i could sleep more but you know....why?

TOC - enjoy your ride home. lata

uhm...hmm 😛 @ domino. TOC deserves all the credit as she decided to talk about men's happy part.

WELCOME BACK TOC! you have been missed. and yes, a yellow kitchen is bad but one of my friend's painted hers tiffany blue. EVERYTHING tiffany blue...the cabinets, the knobs, the walks, the baseboard...anything that had a paintable surface is now BLUE! now that was disturbing. was like a smurf imploded.

i just got back from removing wallpaper and packing boxes. now my sinuses are all f'd up because dust NEVER agrees with me. i need a drink...

i don't gamble. i'm almost certain to lose. it's not that i won't win occasionally but i KNOW i have an addictive personality...damn aries 😛

and 4 hours is a long time. did you piss in a cup?

TOC and WB, you both need to learn how to say it low! i'm a smart ass too but always under my breath. have the people near me in stitches but now that i think of it...people end up hating me too because the assumption is, i'm talking about them. and 9 times out of 10 i sorta am not.

and what's grand nathional? i don't feel like using google. and what is the legal age limit to drink in the UK?

i'm afraid of lottery tickets/scratchers. i purchased them ONE time. i scratched. i lost and i sat there feeling like a COMPLETE jackass. never again.

she uses aussie dollars. totally different.

ohhhhhhhhhhh, horse racing. never been to a track. can't imagine going to one. another way to get myself worked up. at most i'd go but bet, i can't see myself doing it. if i knew something about the horses, then yeah. but to go all out for the hell of it. i'm not strong enough to handle the loss. would ruin my freakin week! taurus parting with money, not a good thing.

i don't even think tate drinks.

and you guys shouldn't hold it. it messes ya up. you're gonna be pissing on yourself when you're older.

AA - please tell me you went there willing to lose 200? i mean, if i put aside 200 to gamble and lost all of it, then i wouldn't feel bad. but if i went in intending to lose like 50 and lost 200, i'd feel like complete shit too.

wait, why did you run?

overall, it wasn't a HUGE sum of money but you're a college student so uhm...it was a HUGE sum of money. don't go back tomorrow. i mean, if you win, great but if you lose...and you don't have it to lose, wtf would you risk it?

TOC - did you meet any hot boys at the bar or in the yellow kitchen?

TOC - i take it that you've not heard of "5-finger discounts?" i used to be really bad when it came to "liberating" objects from their resting places...in college mainly. a few of us did it just because we could. my roommate and i, taurus, used to challenge each other. she once came home with an entire steak dinner...for two.

AA - i suppose. i do know what you're saying i guess. which reminds me...i was once walking home with one of my cancer bff's. it was cold out and we both commented on how COLD it was. one of us said, just makes you wanna it's so cold. we both looked at each other, broke out into a full run and started screaming until we got home. so yes AA, i am a few fries short too. welcome to the club 🙂

ugh..just makes you wanna SCREAM it's so cold. i got too many threads going. i guess i started too many threads...

*cough*

laughs picturing AA's mom with the hair spray. and why does she think Asians are evil?

@TOC - silverware? naaaaaaaaaah, sweety. i won't tell you my tactics but winter is the best time of year to get new stuff. i'm glad i got out of it though. it got to a point where even if i had money, i'd just take stuff because it could. i am not proud of it and karma got me back 😛

lol! theft is bad! you should be ashamed.

and back to this party. how many chickies were there if there were only two guys? i've been to get togethers like that and i always feel sorry for the dude's. it's like they're captive and their eyes are like fixated on the tv as if they wish it would suck them in.

uhm, sounds like it was good that you were drunk 😛 what is it with you foreigners and alcohol? either way, sounds much better than my wkd and as long as you didn't end up puking or in bed with a "feral," i'd say it was a success.

and TOC, i think he stuck the "special" sock he keeps on his bed post in your mouth and if so, that is just disgusting!

OMG! I WANNA SEE!

wait, what kind of "horrible things?"

FUQ U! now i got the smegma image in my head again! UGH!

that was/is by far, the worst thing i've ever seen in my entire life. and i'd love to mess with you all and post it here but doing so would require me actually looking at it and i can't bring myself to do it....

i'm gagging now just thinkin bout it. thanks for that AA. almost as bad as that scene from american buy where the guy drinks the jizz. GROSS!!!

ok, i soooooooooo wanna see this vid now. why not post it? you could be EPIC on youtube.

i think it's because they don't have to see it. better than reusing some dirty, stiff old rag.

and TOC, i would HATE your job.

AA - get on yahoo messenger and show me and TOC your winky via webcam.

as in SHOWERS!?!!?!?!?!??!??!

oh that's fuqn GROSS!!!

AA - i am so HATING! you right now. that is just...nasty. made my stomach churn.

spit is one of my most ICKY things. i swear, if i'm watching a movie/commercial/sports and a guy spits, i literally turn my head. if i'm walking and am looking down and see spit on the sidewalk, i will literally start cursing under my breath and usually say "nasty fuq." but truth is, it's not just spit...

you know that scene from 40 y/o virgin where the chick throws up in his face? i turn away like a minute before.

on a side note, someone said they would flag all of my threads to get me banned. so do you think she's flagging this one over and over again? i like our late night chats. you two are the perfect e-weirdos...mars-venus-venus.

oooooooooh, and i forgot. i was helping my gf move and we were running out of stuff to do so i offered to pack up some of the stuff in her closet because she had a lot of non-clothing items in there.

well, she's downstairs doing whatever, i'm upstairs in the closet 😛 and as i'm packing stuff up, i keep finding douches. boxes and boxes of douches. there were a total of 14. it made me very uncomfortable.

hmm...it's a "vaginal wash." mainly, water and smell goods to "flush out" the vagina. overall, they're bad to use but some women use them after sex or to make it smell better down there. which implies it smells bad down there.

not so much that she had them just that she had so many.

well yeah, "douche" when it's directed at a person means exactly what you think it means but what it actually is totally different.

what american dorks are you talking to? are you talking about your video game buddies? they're nasally because they're supposed to be.

british boys always sound like pricks to me. maybe it's all relative.

not fanny wipes!!! and they weren't used.

jesus, lost in translation.

and i like ivory boys and ebony boys, i like boys. boys are nice. i guess in the vid your friends took, you liked boys too?

to confirm or deny that, you should send me the vid.

lord....the sad part is, i think you're serious?

the white part goes "in"

OH GOD!!!! guys are so disgusting.

and why is it that when friends of the same sex get drunk around one another, some of them randomly decide to feel, kiss and touch each other? chicks do it too. start dancing with each other and grinding on each other. very disturbing.

lol 🙂

it's like a rinse. like mouthwash for..."down there." at least that's the theory behind using it.

some chicks use it if they have have unprotected sex. men's....remnants remain and uhm...need to be washed away.

ahhh, prince is here. prince, AA says that he "opens up" when he's drunk. i think he's trying to tell us something.

where the hell did TOC go? is she actually working today?

AA...there is a way to resolve this but i'm currently unable to stroke it out of you. and of course you're good enough for me. you're all i need. all i have ever needed. i live for you...and stuff.

lord, i'm afraid to ask. but what do yall use then? prince, i imagine whatever you use is either pink or blue.

one of my ex's used a rag. i picked up to move it and as i went to place it in the dirty clothes, it dawned on me what it was. UGH! i washed my hands for days.

eeeeeeeeewhew. do you do it in bed? where does it go?

i don't remember that movie. all i recall at this moment is some old guy fantasizing about a cheerleader and seeing roses and then getting murdered by his closet homosexual neighbor. the first scene totally escapes me. i'm a taurus. i'm slow and stupid. spell it out for me.

lmao @satori. that is GROSS!

thanks satori! aaaaaaah, oh i get it AA. now your stringy jizz comment in the other thread makes sense. so you only do it in the shower? that's odd. you're never compelled to do it in the bedroom? and if you are, you immediately get up and take a shower? peculiar but i like. at least your not dirty. now if we could only get you to bathe more frequently 😄

totally unrelated but this just came on adult swim...

A man's eyes, and his back. The way a man looks at you, and because backs are strong. But truly the sexiest part of a good man is his heart, because It belongs to the woman he loves.

lord...AA, i can only imagine the crap in your shower with three men in the house.

satori, i couldn't watch it. maybe it's not as horrible but as soon as "it" started, i couldn't watch anymore. but yeah, i watched the reaction vids first...like 5 of them. this is my favorite....

well, if you watch the gma one, she gave it away. i thinks she says, "is that...??"

the college reaction ones, it's just people gagging or being grossed out. i like those because i didn't know what they were seeing.

AA, you talkin to me? yeah, i know what the vid is about. i didnt want to give it away just in case someone who hasn't seen it stumbles upon. the best part of it is the reaction vids. without them, it'd just be...wrong.

oooooooh, you know what it's like? it's like pulp fiction. they carry that case around the entire movie and that scene in the diner when they open it up and there's this glow inside the case but you never find out what it is.

the reaction vids had that effect on me. i was compelled to watch just to find out wtf was causing that dude to gag.

british ice cream must suck

yea @ satori. i don't think fam guy gave it away. once you know, it's easy to figure out but seriously, i was CLUELESS! until i saw that gma vid.

AA, stop confusing me. i didn't know what happened. i think i saw that fam guy thing actually. i went online. youtube had those college reaction vids. that intrigued me more. then i saw the gma vid. i knew what it was but i HAD to see it at that point. i was still intrigued and in disbelief.

that's cause you're a sicko!

i'm really visual. to this day, i remember seeing this weird national geographic episode where they were showing a sloth. and i think the sloth was pooping or excreting something. it was so damn gross. still makes my skin crawl.