@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts
ascendasnt capricorn interesting...... what does that mean?
what thead are you refering to? and i thought i ud=sed code a lot ? it's cuzz he's british admit it? you got a thing for bitsidh dicks
blasphemer!!!
irish!
i'm trying to listen to the most obscure shit as possible before i go to sleep. stuff i liked in my youth and bono is one of my faves. would still love to see u2 in concert before my...or their demise.
send me a pic of your cock. i'm bored.
on a side note...
yesterday i went to sleep in an awkward position...i was like lying on my right arm. anyway, i woke up and my entire arm was totally paralyzed. i couldn't even use it to push myself up.
when i sat up right, it was creepy as fuck. my arm was like a lump of motionless flesh. scared the shit out of me tbh. made me feel very sorry for people who have lost limbs...and where i felt sorry for them before, last night it was like different. it took several minutes before my arm got its feeling back.
this is related to "body parts" btw...granted not "sexy" but a body...part.
Posted by Pandemonium
Especially if theyre well taken care of and soft like mine 🙂
Ummmm.....Gonna need photographic evidence.
lol.
Bring back the good old threads!!
This was a great one.
*die thread DIEEEEEEEEEEEE✨
Posted by MsPisces.
I don't know about what went on with you and Bella, but I don't know her to be a coward. In fact, she rarely bites her tongue.I either strongly disagree with Bella, or strongly agree with her lol There is no in between. Be it about topics, our opinions on people here, etc.
MrNice I don't know anything about. Don't really pay attention. There are a lot of people here I barely even notice. I'm often in my own little world, even while on DXP.
I missed this convo originally.....
But like I've said before Ms.P,...you are my favorite debate partner on DXP. ♥
We are always respectful to one another,no matter how frustrated we may be getting trying to convey our reasoning.
We may very often see things from totally different angles...but I always appreciate where you are coming from.
Haven't talked to you since that last big one sometime ago.....:/
Hope we're still good. 🙂
I feel a little nostalgic.
1)the brain.
2)tha face
When we *bump* threads, can we call it resurrection?
...and/or post this picture?
Ok, done!
Oh my god, no...I just google-imaged "naked jesus." The very first picture is hilarious. He looks so happy--he's exalting! I can't bring myself to post that though, sorry!
Posted by everevolvingepithet
The resurrection taking on yet another meaning ...🙂
For sure! And this...
haha
Oh! not sure if you're into it, but I saw these helmet cover things recently.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone with one. Or maybe I did and yelled "Wear a helmet!"?
Posted by everevolvingepithet
The resurrection taking on yet another meaning ...🙂
OH! I think I just got this?
resurrection = bumping a thread, and you meant also an erection?
lol. well, helmets for all!
delayed reaction lol
funny though, what if it was the helmets that helped me get it finally?
like safety, head, erection...
thick skull, helmet, delayed reaction, penetration, immaculate inception?! 😕
I appreciate broad shoulders & toned arms as well. A nice back is sexy too. If a guys ass is big, that's a colossal turn off for me. Ewwwwww!!!
weird God with a belly just wouldn't be right.
Maybe cos it screams sloppy and that ain't summat Jesus stands for.
wonder what his secret was...
^^^Turning water into wine 😛
Posted by brobert
The personality of the women in conjunction with a proportional body.Doesn't matter what part I'm drawn too, if the personality is not chemical, then by all means, she is no longer attractive.
haha yeah those chemical personalities really turn me on 😛
Posted by brianafay
AA, bitch, don't address me like that
— was i an ass back then or something?
Think i was going thorough my last stages of puberty back then
I KNOW LOL.
it's weird seeing our messages and stuff so long ago.
You sound like a robot Dom
Which Body Part...
TURNS YOU ON!:
TURNS YOU OFF!:
and Why?
His BRAIN.
Because a man won't go on for four pages about how to post a fucking picture to the internet.
d'aaaaw :3
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lol
Posted by AA
I KNOW LOL.it's weird seeing our messages and stuff so long ago.
You sound like a robot Dom
lol, what page was that on?
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1.
haha look at boring VB the Taurus. All her messages are all the same.
Posted by *
ON- anice hart shaped assOFF- a natomical snuff box
Honestly, that is disgusting. I like that curve between the legs better.
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*clears throat* YA. Moving on.
Posted by venusianbull
AA I think most of us are talking about natural definition. Key word being 'natural'. Even if you do lift weights it's not about the bulging Arnie look, it's the way the muscles play beneath the skins surface. Ectomorph, mesomorph, endomorph, matters little. 🙂
aaw isn't she lovely 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
I remember feeling insecure cuz all the ladies *cough* Tubbyscubby, preferred beef.
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
I wish my account was still around. I regret deleting that 😭I love reading back on my old posts they crack me up!
same.
Posted by tubbyscubby
and AA - rib cage is not extreme.test out my theory. go lay on a really skinny guy's chest and see if you have a good nite's sleep.
...
Posted by tubbyscubby
i have a theory...real men don't have problems laying on other men's chests. i say you test it out and report back with the results.
pretty sure she was joking
Posted by tubbyscubby
AA - why can't you skinny mofos eat and lift a weight or two?
...
she means well i think........
Posted by tubbyscubby
AA - don't hate us because our food is actually edible.how do you know that american men have small wee's? have you been yanking on a yank's wank?
and most of the guys at my gym are white. the black ones are generally gay and skinny.
LOL.
post overload. i'll stop. good times good times
Posted by venusianbull
LOL AA, you couldn't stick your willy in a hot tub jet, it'd break in half like a twig. I meant letting the water pummel your back, that feels GREAT.Why TOC, whatEVER do you mean by favorite part of a man? *purring* 😉
need i say more.
WTF WAS I ON LOL—
i know, her insults whilst offensive, made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Like i was loved no matter how flawed and fucked i was.
Posted by tubbyscubby
venus, he'd only "rim" the pipe as he's not got much to stick in there anyway.
... it's like she knew all along.
Mr Darcy wasn't even in the pipelines back then.
Posted by venusianbull
Oh get real AA, do you want to feel like you're throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Men care too, don't wanna be strapping a 2x4 to their arse for fear of falling in. Peace, and outta here.
LMAO
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ok yeah. where is my flogging instrument.
bono is a TAURUS! fuck you for trying to make him that shitty water sign. you bitch!
his water moon does go inline with my other observational thread but you dared elevate the moon above the sun and that's so totally satanic.
http://www.astrotheme.com/portraits/ZJK6W22VGsuw.htm --- bono's chart