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it's a tutorial. shows you how to do lots. glad you figured it out in less than 10 pages.

smart ass. do this...

I LIKE COLLECTING E-STALKERS. CHECK OUT MY SET!
HAVE YOU MADE THE LIST OF COLLECTIBLES?

5 = "Feral" - the most dangerous of e-stalker.
Watch out for these as their lunacy knows no bounds.
1 = "Declawed" - random little terrors who not what they do.
Most likely to accumulate restraining orders from strangers and the elderly.
VIEW MY FAVORITES!

ok, i found something worse than cats...



cat people!!!!!


i am so supposed to be preparing for my french alliance meeting tomorrow 😛

nah, two separate issues. alliance long before frenchy.





the whiskers make my stomach churn.

and why does she have facial hair? she probably takes testosterone so she can be extra fuzzy.

the cats or the men?

lol...it sounds like you know way too much about hairy faced women. i found a grey chin hair the other day. very disturbing.

oh and i prepare by watching french news/tv online, reading and writing. knowing what's going on overseas beforehand generally helps to make you sound smarter.

so i should get started as i have no clue what's going on over there right now.

dont forget to sit on the blue dress lady's lap.

ttyl

the first one is just offensive.

the second one....uhm, so...ok?

yo!

i guess i got the humor in the first one and maybe if it wasn't a kid it wouldn't bother me so much. poor taste and not really something to laugh about.

the second one is just disturbing. especially when you note the chick in the background carrying the water hose. so not only did they put the kids in the can but they did it on purpose and oh look, there are pictures!!!

Yep, 'can' is bin. I used to swim in a horses watering tank. 😄

so, i just got back from one of alliance meetings. i was talking to them about a program i discovered for those under the age of 35 that might give me more options in moving overseas. i'm REALLY excited about the prospects.

unfortunately, i think it's going to require my moving back home 😢

but...BUT i talked to one of my BFFs from HS and she is moving in with her SO in june. which means i might be able to take over her spot and not have to worry about giving up my stuff here. so i may be moving back up north. all of my friends are there and if all goes well, i can use that 16 months to hang out with them before my grand departure.

life is scary but changes are afoot and that's saying a helluva lot for a taurus.

somewhere between toronto and the maxon-dixon line. you're from aussie, i defy you find nebraska on map in under 10 seconds 😛

the point is, i might be moving and where that sucks! if it works out, it should put me closer to my goal of getting the hell out of this country.

the truth is, after my passionate fling with AA, i've been dying to return to europe so that we could meet again. yes, he's a little young but you never know where/when/how cupid will strike.

did you email the aqua back after he sent those uber-racist pics?

awwh AA - it's because of you that i'm coming to love tall, pale and scrawny. something about rib cages rubbing together that makes me oooooooo so HOT! just make sure you shave that furry gerbil that surrounds it. last time i was coughing up hair balls for weeks.


TOC, i think he lied about his age. i might have committed a crime by being with him. i'm afraid i could be on some international most wanted list.

lol...very interesting about FB. aquas are a peculiar species. it does sound like he's avoiding you...but why—

i think with my aqua buddy, it was usually due to what he presumed than what actually was...especially if they're embarrassed or are in avoidance mode. to give you an example...

back in school, i had a aqua friend who crushed on this guy. i'm not sure what happened when she went to see him but she came back and it was so awkward. i don't think he was interested or maybe he was too fwd. from that point forward...for the next TWO YEARS, she avoided him like the plague. she would even comment on how she would have to take different routes home because she didn't want to see him. when he would speak, she would just eyeball him.

so maybe until he gets over his embarrassment or whatever, he's gonna dodge ya. i'm just not quite sure what he's avoiding. i dont' think it's you per se. just something related to you.

and uhm...it took me like 10 years tbh. i sorta like forgot that i never wanted to be here 😛 it's a big change and it's kinda scary to pack up and move far far away. i love my family, i will miss my friends but i'm at a point where i'm starting to realize, babies are cute (our's especially AA with his curly red hair and green eyes) but seriously, if i had known at 25 that i wouldn't be yearning for one at 32, the stuff i would've done!

now i'm single, i think, and i don't have kids and i gotta make moves before something bright and shiny or some hot dude with a big wee rolls into my life. if i get out now, i can go euro where everything is wild and uncut!

TOC, you should put away $ 50/month now moving forward. just keep putting it away in a savings account that you don't have access. don't touch it, even in emergencies. speaking of which, yall see the movie "Up?"

AA you know what site to go to cause that's where i saw it about a month ago. i...was....bawlin!!!!! it was the sweetest thing EVAH! i thought i wasn't going to like it b/c it looked cheesy. i mean, who wants to watch an animation about two old farts? but it turned out to be *really* touching and i found myself all snotty and choked up at the end.

you'd like it too because the main score is used throughout but rendered in different ways. this one piece was sad, happy, dramatic... really good lesson on how to use music in film imho.

and why can't we have a curly red hair'd baby with green eyes— no telling how many slave owners i got in my genes. either that or they made a mistake at the hospital but he's here now and he's yours!

either way, i shall be sending our bundle of joy back to you next month and unlike you, i will be poking holes in the crate 😛

wtf is an "Aussie Meat Pie?" sounds very disturbing.

yeaaaaaa, i was hungry until you said that. was gonna eat my left overs but i have to get the speculation of what a "meat pie" is out of my head first.

austrailia seemed nice. i was looking into there too...and new zealand. new zealand is very affordable. i decided against australia because it's just too far away. would be amazing to visit. i was reading this expat blog by this chick who moved there from California. she LOVED it. said it was expensive though...and coming from Cali, that's saying A LOT!

london will be amazing. i definitely will be doing a euro tour if paris ends up being my destination. i'm still pulling towards the islands though. beaches, warm weather....there's nothing like being able to just go to the beach when you're bored. or now that i think of it...

have yall ever had sex on a beach? really hot!

what, are they banned for you? i love that site!!! i'd be watching now if i wasn't listening to France24.

eeeeeeeeewhew is that ketchup? that's a pot pie!

foreshore? will you speak english?!?!!?

i once had sex on a beach and it was amazing. full, blood red moon. it was uncomfortable for the guy but soooo hot and very romantical.

and i would befriend every feral person i saw and bring them to your doorstep.

and there's something about meat wrapped in dough that is just unappetizing to me. like jamaican beef patties. i hate them!



they always look appetizing then i bite into it and am reminded...no, no, you do not like jamaican beef patty.

AA - that image took FOREVER to load. my heart and my stomach stopped for a good 10 seconds until i could make out that you weren't trying to send something disgusting. it actually looks pretty good. better than that greasy looking shit with ketchup on it that TOC posted.

i am so NOT liking the term "meat pie." it sounds like a tranny's vagiwee.

TOC - i'm going to need you to stick to universal english. boogans? your neighbors sound great! not sure about this north-south rivalry though and walking around barefoot. don't tell me, you chew tobacco too?

the dumb trick ass fuq that lives next to me feeds REAL feral animals. one of my neighbors is a drunk and he always roams the neighborhood late at night. i tend to do a lot of random stuff at night so i can go out at 2am and there his drunk ass is. he comes over and tells me how sexy i am and all the things he'd do to me if he got a chance. older white guy. funny thing is, i saw him once during the day and i don't think he recognized me. i mean, how WASTED can ya be? we're on good terms now...he let's me borrow his tool on occasion 😛

the hair? you mean a mullet?

and i'm very impressed by your mastery of the img tag. posting images like it ain't nothin.

wow, yeah. you are truly a hick. granted, when i'm home i walk around barefoot outside too. not to the store or anything but to the garage, in the yard...

wouldn't do that here. afraid i might pick up something from the cats.

totally random, AA are you old enough to grow facial hair?

you know, there's a fatal disease you can get from walking around barefoot. usually involves coming in with the wrong animals "pie"...which makes me think of "meat pie" for some reason.

business trip? and that was addressed to which of us?

TOC PM'd me to ask if she went to the UK, do i think she'd be able to slide up and down your pole.

oh god...please don't tell me you have webbed toes?

AA - i should've said CAN YOU grow facial hair? like a full beard/mustache. my aries-ex can't. his stubble is cute though.

TOC - don't be shy. he's miles away. just tell him how you feel.

and AA is 19 at best.

great, tranny cakes. yum!

you never fail to gross me out. thank you.

someone is avoiding my PM...twat!

on a side note, i am getting sleepy. i wish i had plans for this weekend. at best i'll be hanging out with a bunch of grown men smoking greenery and playing chess.

do you really curse at your mom? if so, my foot belongs straight up the narrow crack that is your ass?

does your bald look resemble...



that's not my wallpaper but i do have one of aang. whenever people see it they ask, "who's that angry baby?"

you both need to be aborted! cursing moms...ugh!

DAMNIT! it's raining. i was going to go do some grocery shopping. there is literally a head of lettuce, some apples, old meatloaf and water in my fridge. it's times like these that i wish i had a car instead of a pick'em up truck.

i can't imagine picking up a guy in a bar. maybe that will change when i'm abroad but here, no. always wrong name, wrong number. bar men are icky!

yeah, divided by 1.75

lol...TOC are you eating the wrong types of pies?

and noooooooooooo AA. i like pickups. they're hot. i have an F-250. i really would kill for an f-350....lemme see if i can find a pic of my dreamboat...

it's so obnoxious and i love it!!! that's a 450 though

uhm...i don't care about the thread really. i mean, people talking about me is sooo scrumptious!

what i can't stand is ignorant people who attempt to play wise. or worse...

transparently manipulative people. they're the MOST annoying. but when you're not even clever enough to disguise it, it's all the more stupid. it'd be akin to hitler having gone to the german people and instead of talking about master race and power and money...he just simply said, "we're going to kill 6 million beople. whadda ya think?"

for some folk, they don't see it. easily manipulated. it's why some folks voted for bush in 04. terry schiavo, gays getting married...none of that had anything to do with the presidency but people are easily swayed...even by the dumbest among us.

lol! yes nugglenuts. i have a pootyscoot to get around in but my baby is a mah truck! i know some people do suv's and cute lil sporty shit, but me...i love stepping out of the drivers seat in a fitted dress and heels. in the immortal words of Tupac Shakur...

*ALL EYES ONE ME*

gonna definitely miss it. yall have those shitty compact death traps.

i assume aussie cars are matchbooks on wheels like the euro vehicles?

i love the final car chase scene in bourne 2 when they're in russia. i was watching it with my bf at the time who was like 6'3...he said, "guess i won't be going there." he figured he'd get stuck in the cars cause they're so teeeny tiiiny 🙂

no, eva was an aries. together we would be the two of them in reverse which would be really sick. i'm putting our baby up for adoption. no good can come of this AA.


what's a holden? it doesn't even sound like a real vehicle. you posted some concept car. that shit aint real. you almost had me.

you're both right. i do lack a penis.

holden looks like the cars my nephews play with. i think you just enlarged the photo of a child's toy.

i dont know nothin bout no damn cars. there is NO car that i want. for the longest time i had a two-seater pickup because i couldn't stand the idea of having empty seats behind me for no reason. creeps me out.

pickups baby!

oh and yes, ford is still ford. it's really raining 😢 i'm supposed to be at walmart now.

TOC - do yall have 24-hour stores?

i found my perfect man. he just happens to be too young, too british and he uses bad language around his mommy.

hmm...i think she went to suk it. anyhoo...

AA - blame the americans for everything. we didn't invent swear words. it's your language! and i didn't know whether to take you literally or not. i've seen some people say some really f'd up stuff to their parents and of course, i'm more sensitive to it now. also, not sure about your previous incarnations, i think you scream ARIES! so that by default makes you a jackass.

TOC - here, convenience is everything. i'm really hoping the rain lets up. i can go grocery shopping, get all of my toiletries, talk to my friends who stock shelves... i always go late because no one is in the store and i don't have to be bothered with picked over mess. i'm definitely going to miss being able to go and come when i please so that's going to take some getting used to.

i guess when you don't have it, you don't miss it but when you're up at all hours like i am, you gotta find random times to get necessities done. the rain has let up a bit so if it's all good in another 15min or so, i'm heading out and just pray there's not a down pour when i'm done shopping.

well some grocery shopping i do at the real story but walmart is da bomb! when it comes to late night convenience....plus it's cheap. i broke my vacuum like a couple weeks back and it was cool to just head out past midnight and buy a new one.

i wouldn't dare go there in the day time though. i'd much rather be accosted by toothless horny men than go there when it's busy.