Body Parts (Page 2)

i have a theory...real men don't have problems laying on other men's chests. i say you test it out and report back with the results.

AA - why can't you skinny mofos eat and lift a weight or two?

prince, that's because you date ribcage guys who don't have much of a barrier between their heart and their skeleton. muscle acts as a sound barrier.

a fat gay man? isn't that a terms of service violation?

or maybe he has those fake skinny man muscles and you think he's not skinny?

prince, try singing "stand by me" to the beats. that should cure ya.

AA - how tall are you?

i'm hoping our mum weened you a long time ago.

oooooh, you're tall. sexy.

damn, you're scrawny. yuck!

just send me a pic of your happy trail.

and you're 6'1 under 180lbs. you're skinny.

And still it wages. 😛

i know maths...and i can do conversions. and no, you're not 😛

no f'in way!!!!

lmao! it's was a two-front rationality assault. tiki's to blame too.

That's it, isn't it. The dancing dongeroo on your pic has hypnotic powers.

I thought both of you made sense.

lmao @ venus. at least it's not sending subliminal messages telling folks to kill bunny rabbits or somethin. merely, "delete your account...now!"

LMAO Muuusssst leave dxp...mussst leave dxp.

AA YOU LOOK FINE.

AA - don't hate us because our food is actually edible.

how do you know that american men have small wee's? have you been yanking on a yank's wank?

and most of the guys at my gym are white. the black ones are generally gay and skinny.

don't encourage him venus.

He looks fine to me. 🙂

You have seen pictures of most of us, right AA?

you only like me because you want to rub my bottom AA.

Prince, it is! i have a friend that works in the gym and there's just something about gay men and bathrooms...fitting rooms too.

i think men are just nasty and being gay just compounds it.

only a man would think it's a good idea to piss, poop and phuck in the same place.

lol! AA did you get in the sauna? imagine the amount of juices floating around in that water. yuuuuuck

I've heard of 'DNA Pool' but that'h jutht disguthting.

at my friend's gym, they had to pass a rule that people (men) could no longer get in the sauna/pool naked. the members (men) got pissed about and my friend said, most finish working out, take off their workout clothes, and get in the sauna in the same drawls they worked out in. YUM!

*sigh* The joke so loses its momentum when it posts at the wrong time.

actually prince, i am. being gay isn't disgusting. being a man is though 😉

some guys don't even learn how to wipe their ass right until they're well into their 20s. yall ain't right.

venus i got it and i *smiled out loud*....TOC is lurking in this post.

sauna AND pool...most gyms have both.

Whew. Hot tubs are wonderful. Especially when you sit near the jets.

oops, i did say sauna when i meant whirlpool. oh well, you get the idea.

LOL Dare I even ask?

the two biscuits?

LOL AA, you couldn't stick your willy in a hot tub jet, it'd break in half like a twig. I meant letting the water pummel your back, that feels GREAT.

Why TOC, whatEVER do you mean by favorite part of a man? *purring* 😉

i think he meant his back(side) too

Ahhhso.

LOL I know, I know. Does this thread dare go there?

LMAO AA! Wanna come clean out my pool? 😛

That's exactly what I was talking about AA, but the force of those jets when you're close is pretty wild.

venus, he'd only "rim" the pipe as he's not got much to stick in there anyway.

I know what you meant, had a mental image of a bottle brush.

ROFLMAO @ PP and tubby

Yoooohooo!! Cabana boy! Is that an extra charge?

And I'd watch it! LMAO

tauruswm - then all fat people have round faces. leo's face shape is a heart. all hearts have the divit/triangle thingy at the center of their hairline....the top of the heart.

AA's penis is the same size as a kids?