Body Parts (Page 3)

ok tauruswmn, he's a fat heart-shape when he's fat then. still a heart.

I don't have the exact specs AA, but they're at least 3'' across or larger in a large hot tub, that packs a lot of wallop.

AND STOP TALKIN BOUT MY FANTASY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

8''? Where is that damned ruler?

i saw a report on that in the late 80s-90s. still gives me nightmares. i mean just imagine your child getting the life sucked out of them....my god

ok, you folks obviously need lessons in face shapes but that's another thread.

*shiver* That's awful.

LOL TOC, been so long since I've seen one I wouldn't know what it was if it slapped me upside the head.

yeah TOC, the kid back then survived too. it was that cap thingy at the bottom of the pool. they used to be loose coverings. kids would sit/on play with them when the cap was on because they were sucky.

the cap got loose, the child was sucked toward it and the majority of his intestines got sucked out before his parents could pry him loose. he survived but has a poop bag.

i remember that report like it was yesterday.

Talking about the 'orrrrrrr'. LOL

Why yes AA, I'm a huge fan of the wallop sound. How did you know?

i like that prince's youtube posts are always pink 🙂

It's because he's fabulous. 🙂

Considering a womans 'normal' vaginal length is 5'' you tell me AA.

LMAO That was quite clever! WELL DONE TOC!

If 8'' is normal I am in deep trouble.

Well if it didn't enclose you like a coffin it would be a lot less creepy.

Actually 6'' is considered normal penis length. Anything above 7-8 is large, anything above 9 is just showing off.

@AA - my leo never been "fat" really. you guys might be mistaking "chubby" cheeks or something for round. but his face shape isn't round.

face shapes

this is round...

oh, we're talking about wee's?

i don't mind a shorty if it's a chubby. a stubby chubby...yummy

Girth is important. Who cares if it's 9'' dangling if it has the circumference of a pixie stick?

Oh just SAY IT.

amen @ venus. i don't need a guy all up in my intestines...but a fatty is just heavenly!

AA - i am an oval....the ideal shape 🙂

No, not out of the question, but if it looks like a licorice whip fully erect?

Peeeeeeeeenis.

No message hiding!

lol @ pixie stick

TOC - that's obvious but it's not my favorite part. if a guy whips out his wee at me, i'm turned off. but if he shows me his hard, bulging, massive biceps...DING DONG!

Oh here we go again.

AA - round boobies or long, droopy ones?

round ass or flat one?

i like swoll and so do you 😛

It's not an unhealthy obsession to know how you like to be pleased. 😛

Was that a baby's arm holding an apple?

Thank goodness. Last I checked we were all adults here.

the word d*ck makes me giggle. i have a hard time saying it.

cock - sounds like something a drunk sorority girl would say.

penis - so clinical.

wee - with the right amount of enthusiasm and inflection, it's just right....WEEEEEEEEEE!

I keep it up at this rate I'll become a nun. And who goes for just beef cake?

WEEEEE! Better than the "Tilt-A-Whirl"!

AA - i didn't say i only went for "beef cakes"...ha, where did you get THAT term from. so 60s.

i happen to like men who have medium-large frames. skinny frame men are for some women...and gay men. just not my cup of tea.

Wedding tackle, twig and berries, meat and veg, throbbing thrill hammer, skin flute, meat cleaver, it can go on for weeks.

AA - not one of those words is sexy.

"oooh baby, i so wanna suck on your nice, hard, thick bell end"

I noted no typos AA. *tongue in cheek*

Bwahahhahaaa

i also sometimes call it a "schtuckle"

I call mine a cookie. A mans I call my chew toy.

i prefer kitty when referring to my own.

other women have cooches.

LMAO @ AA

Kitty is a good word. I also call mine a lot of other very rude names, but she likes it.

i like "cookie"

better than "cum bucket"...one of my ex's called me that. HATED IT!

Oooooo, if I reply to that it, just ooooooo.

Cookie is quite nice. Fits in ones hand and is very nice to eat.

Does it AA? *brow raised*

Nope, it's mine alright, and I own it.

AA - only when she's angry