Body Parts (Page 25)

house is fine. i could tolerate fringe but the hills? i've heard of it but i seriously have no clue what channel it comes on and i aint mad about it. it's like the real wives shows. i tried watching them but watching a bunch of menopausal women went out of style with the golden girls.

montag is the chick with the manjaw who had all the surgery right?

i guess i shouldnt hate. i didnt even like shows like that when i was younger. 90210, friends, sex in the city....all garbage

MANJAWS!

and on that note, i gotta start my french lesson.

lata yall

lol, the original manjaw from the hills...tori spelling

nite

^ That is priceless. I'm laughing so hard tears are coming to my eyes.

I think it was the "not for the faint hearted" bit that really drove it home. Gold AA, gold.

Most of the Hills chicks are annoying including Lauren! I wasn't crazy about her in Laguna Beach, either. I like Whitney and Kristin 🙂

"Its just something about her voice that annoys me."

lol I know exactly what you mean! I am easily annoyed at the most peculiar things...voices and certain mouth movements, especially! I like her though. She's sweet and seems genuine.

Kristin is confident and the boys love her, so naturally, all of the girls hate on her. I like her best. Lauren is just...ugh. She just seems like a debbie downer. Too sensitive and serious.

To understand what I mean about mouth movements....I don't know if you watch Gossip Girl, but the way Serena moves her mouth when she talks is SO ANNOYING for some reason lol I mean, I really have to not focus on her mouth when she speaks cuz it just makes my blood boil. I'm sure most haven't a clue about what the hell I'm talking about, and yet, it just infuriates me! lol

She looks like a 45 yr old who got plastic surgery to look young again..

Its quite sad. Hollywood has done her in!

I hated him too, but he has become more tolerable than she is now!

I wouldn't blame him, though. She was just weak and fell victim to the pressures of Hollywood.

The pressure to be 'beautiful' in that weirdo place is no joke, eventhough the ideal they live up to is so trashy looking to me...I mean, I can see if one fell victim to the pressure of NYC beauty or something, but Hollywood! 😛 j/k.

Its crazy.

OMG her mom had me rollin! The situation itself isn't exactly funny, but her ummm choice of words were hilarious.

waxed...brazilian.

i am here. i was bored earlier and decided to play on the other forums. i occasionally like to spread myself around but not in the same way TOC does. *ahem*

see, i knew you were breeding your lice.

a couple? yeah right! mr and mrs louse took residence but didn't have any babies. who you foolin?

and what color? i think you should go for an old-lady blue hair shade. that would be AWESOME!

awwh, they have names.

and my personality is blond? you mean it's buxom and bubbly?

i have paint in my hair. gotta run to the store and get some paint-in-hair-remover.

red and black are the color of my pubes. my lady parts are bitchingly AWESOME!

ok, brb

i had a dream that i was conjugating verbs in french. what's your point?

mais je t'aime AA

and TOC, i figured as much.

you're an internet personality. who would i be if i presumed to know what is in your heart and pea-brained mind?

so i have like one more day of helping move this chick out of her spot into her new one. i'm kinda pissed because she roped me in for tomorrow and there's like nothing left to do. but i figure i might be needing help soon so pay it forward 😛

you want to fuq me in the ear? you naughty boy! 😉

She couldn't find some strong, able bodied men to help her move? lol I HATE moving. With a passion. Id much rather stand around and manage the move 🙂 Unpacking is fun tho!

yeah AA. was a BEAST! there was wallpaper. and wallpaper on the wallpaper. and wallpaper on that wallpaper. and wallpaper borders!!!

she had put wood paneling up so that had to come down...and the glue she used to secure it to the walls had to come down. and she put up back splashes and wood trim and blah blah blah.

i don't much mind the work. i like home improvement kinda stuff and i'm good with my hands. it's nice to get practice on someone else's crap so that if you ever have to do it on your own, you won't muck it up.

she has to be out by the end of the month but she's already moved into her new space. luckily, i do not have to assist there and she does have the guys helping her with that move MsP.

the funny thing is, they took a dresser upstairs and put 4 huge holes in the drywall. sad but hilarious because i had to move a fuq 200+ lb armoire upstairs on my own and i didn't damage shit. sometimes it's best to just do things by yourself. at least if it gets broked, you have no one to blame but yourself.

how do you reverse a truck into a roof?

and yea AA, baise means kiss/fuck depending on the pronounciation.

AA STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW!

and who said i want to move away with a chick? i'm moving in with my bff (virgo male) in the fall...i think but i don't think i ever mentioned sharing space with a chick. and ironically, the chick that i'm helping is a virgo. i think there was wallpaper up when she moved in so instead of removing the existing stuff, she wallpapered over it. in some rooms she PAINTED over the wallpaper.

it was exhausting but when i left earlier tonight i was like wow...everything is white and it looks clean. or like a hospital ward...whatever suits your fancy.

TOC did you demolish your carport? i'd be weeping for days.

HA!

AA he's about 2 of you and almost twice as big so yes, he pumpa the iron. and NO!, no ulterior motives on my part. i merely hope to be in your neck of the woods in the near future and it's one thing to deliberately hear your stomach growl. it's another to live like old mother hubbard.

i'm a taurus. we don't do poor. i'd like to know that for a year or more i don't have to worry about paying bills, getting a job, the cost of traveling... i want my retirement NOW! so save save save! that's what living with him is about.

awwh, look at my nugglenuts being concerned about my feelings.

i'm all over the place tonight. DXP is my playground 😛

i actually have writer's block and am a bit panicked. trying to come up with ideas and NOTHING, i mean NOTHING is coming to mind. best i can do is expound on some of my existing articles. it's not looking very good for may.

a friend of mine is talking about getting plastic surgery/reconstructive work done. we were supposed to have a mutual "plastic party" where we got work done at the same time but she popped out kids before me me and is hell bent on getting a tummy tuck.

a tummy tuck is the last of my worries but i haven't had kids yet so who knows. maybe i'll end up with loose skin too 😛

at present though, i think i want calf implants and maybe my right ankle broken and reset.

NOPE! i've probably seen about 5 episodes of friends and ironically, one of them i saw twice. once on a plan coming from somewhere and about a year later, the same rerun on tv. was kinda trippy. reminded me of that seen in crocodile dundee when he says he's only watch tv once, he turns it on and "i love lucy" comes on. he turns it off and says, "yep, that's what i saw."

my bff and i sleep in the same bed all the time. it's easier to pass the ganja that way. he also sleeps nude. we have had mishaps but that was long ago and now, we're asexual. like an old married couple whose parts aren't working.

and lol! it's funny, one of the surgeries my friend wants is a butt lift. she has an amazing behind but we both have always complained about how we envied each other's butts. so she wants it bigger!

the funny part is, i was watching project runway finale and michael was like, "no woman wants her butt to look bigger" and all i could think is, no white woman 😛 i'm such a racist.

^plane

i never got the fascination over her. over any of them really. while you guys were watching friends, i was watching living single. maybe that's the problem...in black and white.

although i do have black friends who loved friends but i couldn't stand friends as i felt like i was watching a bunch of actors pretend to be friends and that sorta defeated the point.

oh lord, do not get me on the ass subject.

in some RARE cases do white women have round bottoms but what i've noticed about those who typically have curvature is that it's where the bottom of the buttocks meets the hamstrings. i call this a "lower booty."

but what a black woman/latinas typically covet is the top and the bottom...the apple....

lol @ TOC! nooooo, i do not covet that. i'm not sure how one would go about cleaning it for starters.

we are the same? AA, are you trying to say you have woman parts?

serena's ass can look sloppy at times and that photo has clearly been retouched but that's what "most" black chicks want...if not bigger.

yep AA. BIGGER! it's definitely cultural but ideally a very small waist and ridiculously huge ass. some women/men even like saddlebags. that i can not do. i dont like pockets of fat on my thighs 😛

what is fair dinkum?

so TOC like...

you: "dude, i totally scored x points in this wackass game i downloaded on my iphone that i keep talking about!"

aqua: "no way dude!"

you: "fair dinkums dude!"

aqua: "AWESOME!"

like that?

ACK! how did you know i was going to ask you to use it in a sentence?

i think i'm talking to the two of you far too much.

AA is googling the same pics as me. you're inside my e-head. no good shall come of this.

in the near future i see the following threads....

"AA is a douche, Hate him or die!"

"TOC eats shyte and vegemite!"

"Tubbyscubby IS WICKEDLY AWESOME!!!"

yeah, i don't think i'd do well in australia. i don't understand the language or how more people aren't shot in your country.

uhm....

interesting.

some of the words are counter-intuitive but for the most part, you people speak another language and don't deserve the title of "English."

oook, on a side note i have come up with about 10 article ideas. i typically like to have at least 20 before the first so i'm only half-way done but at least a little better off than i was before.

i think i hurt AA's feelings. not quite sure with him. he's been a little pissy with me lately. has stopped sending me e-chocolates and everything.

chance, THAT'S what you needed clarification on?

i was bedazzled by "old fella" but decided to let it be.

AA has feelings. he's brimming with them. aries and spastic but not robots like aquas.

and chance you're a uhm, supervisor? how much you pulling in at the end of the year. i like big wees. so share...how big is your wallet?

UGH! aries ARE spastic

well i can't help it that you choose to be a loser and don't have an exacting nature such as myself. i mean, being perfection isn't easy.

at least i don't hide all of my posts. how cool would that be though? if i hid everyone one of them. unfortunately, i do not care enough to do that although it'd be AWESOME!

chance, are you cute? that's my other requirement. big wees (wallets) and HOTNESS!

TOC would take you on if you had a dollar, a lil wee and all your top teeth.

TOC, chance is "up" for you

as you said, he's young. i don't want 12 y/o ding dong but feel free to indulge

wow, your scores are weak. i don't think either of you would be welcome at my table during lunch.

satori, welcome to the Big Wee Advocates forum. i knew you'd come on board eventually.

TOC, he's right up your alley. nice young buck. show him how us venusian chicks do it. lure him in with your indecisiveness.