Body Parts (Page 26)

translation: she wants to see your head

mystery?

chance post a pic of yr left nipple for satori

^^ could be sexy. could be a train wreck. proceed with caution.

and he has a female roommate so that makes him off limits anyway. that's code for, "we're broked up but i see her vagina on occasion."

TOC what the flip flyin shit is wrong with you!!?! street car named desire and the ultimate...THE GODFATHER!

chance so is demi moore but that didn't stop ashton.

later TOC. my french lessons begin soon anyhoo. i'm up to 16 ideas so you have been a huge tool as usual. thanks for the help.

satori, i was shocked when i found out that not all women have feeling in their nips. the same goes for me. some people are REALLY sensitive and don't like them being touched. others feel nothing. and then some are sensitive on one side and not the other.

oh, i dated a gemini that liked having his attended to but at the same time hated it because he said they would be "erect" all day afterward and the rubbing against his shirt made him uncomfortable. so the answer is yes. satori, you should go on a hunt for big wee men with sensitive nips.

chance, satori can make a man out of you. drop trou so that i can give my consent on this union.

riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

are you sure that wasn't code for chance?

dude, she is totally into brando, send her a PM!!

what's closest chance? i don't see nothin. are you sending us a pic of your wee? a wee that resembles your wee?

hmm...that holds promise. too bad you're a cappy.

satori do you want me to negotiate a meeting of the minds here?

he's young, he's eager...he could possibly be well endowed and even if he isn't you don't care. it's win-win.

satori, why would you be thinking of that?

cap men don't really do it for me. they're nice enough but the one i dealt with wasn't smooth enough for my taste. he was young though...24.

satori, his aqua placements might be right up your alley. some fixed air will provide a decent amount of tension.

*get down on it* chicky!

and i was asking about the aries actor thing. what made you ponder that? don't worry, i stopped caring about the answer already.

my wisdom tooth is KILLING me right now 😢

ahh, that must've been the problem then chance cause the one i dated was completely void. not to mention he had the worst table manners.

he stopped by one night and asked if i had eaten. i said no. well the closest place to my spot is a popeyes. the fact that he asked was sweet so there goes what i like about cap men. he was really sweet and considerate.

but he bought like a 8 piece...or was it a 12 piece?

anyway, after listening to him slurp the meat off the bones and watching the plate pile up with bones that were licked clean, i was totally turned off. of course, this may have nothing to do with cap but a series of unfortunate events with this guy soured me to the sign.

and no satori. RARELY it acts up. i can't remember the last time. has been years. not sure what triggers it up the shit hurts. this is the problem of having all your teef.

nah the quality of the food wasnt the issue. i was home. he wanted to come by and breathe my air. i was cool with that.

listening to flesh being inhaled off of bones, that's not my cup of tea.

ok guys, i have a lesson in like 4 minutes. chance, PM satori. she's shy.

ciao yall

LOL Food baby.

i'm baaaaaaaaaaack

good idea. i am due for a change.

i cut my f'ing hand today and we're still not done. i told her no more though. the moment i start getting bruised, it's time to call it quits.

so food, then eat and eventually sleep. sex THEN sleep would be great but i'm my lady parts are on strike.

well, the virgo was right. make sure you close your eyes.

DAMNIT!

i missed lost on tuesday and was sooo looking forward to watching it tonight. go to hulu and surprise! this week was a rerun 😢 i hate that they're trying to stretch this shit out. i wanna know how it ends NOW!

and i dunno what would be a good avatar for you. you wouldn't like what i'd suggest anyway.

i was knee deep in wallpaper and paint. family and friends first! besides, they rerun it on hulu so i could watch it commercial free online...sorta. i was so looking forward to watching it tonight. i could've gone out to eat but nooooooooo, i wanted to get back and watch lost 😛

i was thinking a pic of...

a clubbed foot
furry toes
your favorite serial killer

or...

OH-EMM-GEE!!!



A toddler born with eight limbs and believed by some to be the reincarnation of the multi-limbed Hindu goddess Vishnu, is set to undergo a 40-hour operation to remove half of her limbs.

Lakshmi Tatma was born joined to a 'parasitic twin' and will go under the knife at the hands of 30 surgeons to remove two of her useless arms and legs.





source: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23419627-toddler-with-eight-limbs-branded-reincarnation-of-hindu-god-to-undergo-life-saving-operation.do

guys like girls who gag.

i wouldve chosen the knife chick if she were black

she's adorable. i hope they can reconstruct her vagina.

would be awful not to have one.

on a side note, THANK GOD THE HEAD IS MISSING!!! i just realize they're connected at the uterus.

In November 2007, a new video of a 34-year-old Indonesian man named Dede Koswara with a rare disease appeared on the internet. His story has appeared in the Discovery Channel and TLC series —My Shocking Story?? (—Extraordinary people?? on UK??s Five) in the episode —Half Man Half Tree??. And then on August 12, 2008, Dede Koswara??s story was the subject of an ABC??s Medical Mystery episode entitled —Tree Man??.

On August 26, 2008, Dede returned home following surgery to remove 13 lbs. of warts from his body. The surgery consisted of four steps:

* Removal of the thick carpet of warts and massive horns on his hand. A heavy duty power saw had to be used.
* Removal of the smaller warts on his head, torso, and feet.
* Covering of the hands with grafted skin.

In all, 95% of the warts were removed. The surgery was documented by the Discovery Channel and TLC in the episode —Treeman: Search for the Cure.?? However, his warts have returned and it appears he will need two surgeries a year for the rest of his life to keep them at bay.

she has a parasitic twin. they're joined a the vagina/uterus. so that's a whole nother body attached to her but her twin didn't develop correctly so it's missing a head.

look at the second pic. the head of her twin should be laying on the floor. with the chest/body.

well, now i gotta eat somethin.

HA!

well put 'em bitch! 😛

unfortunately, i don't think there are any worthy opponents on this site. there appeared to be but all you have to do is not talk non-sense and the end.

hey, did you know that i'm 50 years old? and i have kids!!!! i'm not quite sure how many. i'm waiting on that weirdo guy to tell me how many i got. i've always wanted kids. apparently i gave birth immaculately.

and tuna is gooooooood. i'm have a chicken ceaser salad. letting my chicken cool now . so yum!

put 'em up

^^in case that was lost in translation

PAUL NEWMAN IS AMERICAN!!!

ooooh, wanna see something AWKward!?!??




paul newman would've totally did him.

either way, they both hot although i think newman was definitely cuter.

HA! look at the title of that. perfect choice for today.

east of eden was where cain was exiled to after he killed abel. i was thinking earlier today that cain was probably a scorpio.

it's youtube! 😛

lord have mercy. didn't you people learn anything from 9-11? if all of what you said about him before is even remotely true, i'd call somebody and rat him out. if i was wrong, oh well, shit happens. if i'm right, i'm an american hero.

i've only known two scorp females that i know of. one from college and the other round where i live. the second one is straight hood but she's funny as hell. good people too. always looks out for me. has a really good heart. pretty raunchy when it comes to guys,

but i've seen what happens when someone crosses her. funny on the outside but uhm...not really. i don't she'd do any harm really but she'd definitely f-up someone's life if need be.

the one scorp male i dated was cool too. until he wasn't.

have you ever done anything hateful to a guy/girl? i think you folks in the latter half of the zodiac are nuts.

and you know what gets me about the current scorp chick? she's a smart cookie, entrepreneur, got a good head on her shoulders but she's scandalous. dated a married guy for a while. she was actually the first friend that i had that i know was dating a married man. normally wouldn't associate myself with chicks like that. she definitely snuck up on me.

once. but it wasn't even my revenge. was back in college. a friend of a friend wanted to take revenge on this guy and we egged his car. i was bored, it was stupid, not proud of it at all. but for myself, no. i would feel too guilty and end up confessing anyway.

now the WORST revenge seeker was an ex-cancer friend. a guy she was dating cheated on her. she got the keys to his car, poured 2 gallons of pink paint in the interior. she took some industrial strength super glue and glued all the windows and doors short. then she doused the exterior in bleach to fuq up the paint job.

i didn't know her when it happened but i remember sitting there looking at her thinking, "wow bitch, you really are crazy." she was a good friend to me but people like that can't be trusted. i let her go eventually.

not child's play for the paint job.

i was invited to a cookout/bbq this weekend. hopefully it doesn't rain and the weather doesn't turn. i really need to focus on getting this work done though. i've got some outlines done but not nearly where i need to be right now. i got behind from helping my friend move and she's supposed to be coming by early tom so that we can finish everything up and turn in her keys.

i'm such a good person and an amazing friend. more people should be like me.

your spring isn't "real." it's like saying there's a winter season in the rain forest.

why would "cookout" make you think of eddie murphy?

you know what's strange? this year is a leap year and leap day falls on my birthday so i'll be having a celebration but i won't be a year older until next year.

that's my story and i'm stickin to it!

is that from Raw? i remember that joke...sorta.

i didn't like Raw. Delirious was much funnier. two of my favorite bits are ice cream and fart in the tub. do yall have ice cream trucks in AU?

you mean to tell me that if you could meet one person, any person, it would be eddie murphy? wow, you're so wack.

well chicky, i have to prep for my vid conference with frenchy. i'm trying to work on my conversational skills and tonight/this morning is the only time that worked for both of us. we're supposed to work on slang.

right now i look a hot mess so i must get e-vid worthy.

lmao!

sorry chicky. i forgot to check back and was tired after my lesson.

hope you're having a good weekend and enjoyed looking at the eddie vids...repeatedly.

wow, yeah. you are drunk.

hot? god knows what you end up with when your beer goggles are on.

uhm...no. he seems pretty effeminate to me. mannerisms are very...not-masculine. add that to the fact that he was caught with that tranny, no, he's not attractive to me. not at all. but whatever floats your boat.

why did you choose that joke about fuqn v. lovin? you must be thinking about the aqua. CALL HIM!!!

oh, he's an aqua. no wonder he was into he-she's.

and that guy wasn't un-funny but gut busting funny...no.

is that wolverine's brother?

wtf is rove?

dude, WHO THE HELL IS ROVE??


and the barron guy has a cute sense of humor but again, not haha funny. at least not when sober and early in the morn.

his nose and buck teeth make him look like a bird.