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the actual abodes don't look that bad but the caravans might be a bit sketchy. not horrible but sketchy. either way, do want you gotta do and bring wet wipes....plenty of wet wipes.

yep, you're a spazz

75 😛

ok!

oh there you are.

isn't it in the virgo forum? eh, their body parts suck.

sooooo, my freakin host is getting on my nerves. i asked them to do something for me on the first, they just got around to it today. and now that that's done, i have another question and i'll probably have to wait forever to get that resolved.

really stressed out right now. i hate having to depend on other people. especially e-geeks. they assume you're a nitwit at the start. when you do know what you're talking about, they start speaking in geek to see if they confuse you. damn e-geeks.

so what are you doing tonight? any plans for the weekend?

is mother's day this weekend in the US? it's the second sunday in may so uhm...yeah, i guess it is this weekend—? shit, i gotta send my grandmother some flowers tomorrow....great, just one more thing to do tonight. i tend to ignore this time of year which SUCKS given it's my bday month.

who's getting married? i've only been to one wedding. i've been able to avoid going to all of my friends. it wasn't deliberate. i live pretty far from them and i think almost every time i was on vacay or had some work to do. i dunno, not big on froo-froo shit.

not sure what i'm doing tomorrow. i haven't made plans. i'll probably end up drunk.

woooo hoooooooo they replied!

wtf is an "a record?" i wish they'd just do it. maybe i should bribe them? what turns e-geeks on?

i told you, it's on may leap day

maybe not in AU but it exists in this hemisphere and conveniently occurs on the day that would've been my bday. i told ya, once every 11 years.

i am so anti-drugs! i wish i could smoke a pinner right now but i really have to finish this before tomorrow. it takes like 24 hours for the changes to take effect and i dont want to be fucking with this saturday 😢

i'm getting a headache 😢 and right now i sorta wanna have a bitch cry.

he explained everything to me but check it out...

You can follow the below directions to set up the nameservers ns1/ns2.---.com

Go to WHM >> Main >> DNS Functions >> Edit DNS Zone >> ---com

Add New Entries Below this Line >> Add A record as below
ns1 A -.-.-.-.
ns2 A -.-.-.-.

Then you can assign the nameservers for the domain you wish for example: yourdomain.com

WHM >> Main >> DNS Functions >> Edit DNS Zone >> yourdomain.com >> Change the NS record at the top as below

yourdomain.com NS ns1.---.com
yourdomain.com NS ns2.---.com

Please let us know if you need any further assistance.

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i'm tempted to reply with...

"F-U GEEK BITCH DO IT FOR ME!"

but that would be counter productive. i'm really frustrated right now and it's hot as hell in here.

sometimes i want to strip, yell and run naked...after midnight when there's no one out. it'd be so freeing to feel the cool air on my skin. i think i may be part werewolf.

i hate mothers day! it shall be over shortly. yay!

yeah whatever. you're evil.

but seriously, how great would it be to just say f-it one night and walk out, ass out? i'm not even saying walk in public really. just chill in your backyard without fear of something bad happening.

i couldn't do it though. i never understood how women (euros mainly) go topless. there's just something about having your jugs out and carrying on a conversation that doesn't seem quite normal.

i also don't like having conversations on the toilet. i'm not exactly sure how that's related but pooping and talking are a no-no.

dude, what happens when you run out of PMs? i feel like my PM status could be endangered. i'm afraid to give folks my messenger id. everyone is so (secretly) creepy.

i'm not in jeopardy just yet but they're diminishing. maybe i should stop sending msgs that say things like...

"yea"

😛

so aries left me a VM over the weekend. basically he wants me to call more. maybe i will, maybe i won't...nobody knows.

how was the wedding?

this weekend i ended up getting roped into cooking. it was cool though because it kept my mind off of stuff and any chance i can get to practice cooking is good. so i stuffed a flippin turkey, ham, stuffing, mac and cheese. the turkey was f'n baggin. i think i've got a formula for making it moist and flavorful. AWESOME! anyhoo, it was sorta like thanksgiving dinner. do you guys have/eat whole turkeys in AU? i know they're not common in europe.

in addition to roaming naked, i feel like rapping.

you penis! i know you don't have thanksgiving 😛 i asked if you had turkeys 😛

i do want to be friends with the aries but i think i'm done. it's shocking but what they say about taurus, at least for me, is true. once it's over, it's over. i don't know how to move backward. it took a while to get here and although i might be shooting myself in the foot because he's a really sweet guy, i dont want to be in a relationship with him.

you're not allowed to date/msg any more aquas. you need to research their species more.

"australia day?" wow, that sounds incredibly wack.

ok, i need to ease up on the beers. i did a double 😛

the sad part is, i've only had one beer but i shall have another for my homies

so austrailia day is like a wack independence/nationalist day? i guess independence day here is special but growing up, my mom cooked out/bbq'd at least twice a month during the summer so it really was just another day for me.

i am friendly with the aqua but i haven't seen him in about 8 years for a reason. aries wants to be more than friends in the long run and i'm not feeling that right now.

you must REALLY hate your job? maybe it's all the sorrow and woe you inflict upon humanity? well, hope you find something else. i know when i start to check out mentally/emotionally from a job, bad things start to happen.

my bff just called...

congrats chicky. i'm sure it'll all work out.

you are such a head case. i wonder how many other people were in awe of her sunshine?

i may check in later 😛

LMAO!

now that was just witty 😄

ok, later. i have to run to wal-mart for more tuna.

where have you been? i've been e-fighting with the aqua all day. you should've participated when you had the chance. it could've been cathartic to argue with an e-aqua but nooooo, you missed out.

ok, must work now. lata

yes but no ice picks for u

i hate man boobs.

har har har slut!

how was the concert?

wow, go away for a weekend and you turn lesbian

jinx!

lmao! i think someone wants you to collect a set of 12. 3 aquas down, 9 to go!

sounds like you had a good time and didn't have to break the bank. and you almost got lucky...with a girl.

so you went to see "hansen" under a different name and you're bragging about it?

i cant help it if you like shitty music.

and at least you didnt end up like a character in texas chainsaw. i was totally expecting you to come back without your lips or somethin.

you need to shave your legs

after you shave your knuckles

join me. what about your tail?

huh?

oooooooh, there was a video accompaniment! i didn't see it before.

what up brando! still doing big thangs?

you're talking to a pisces chance?

and not chasing the fishy. bulls can't swim. i just have his bowl on my mantle and enjoy watching him swim around. right now he's fortified in his castle though. the drawbridge is up and no more bubbles 😢

Turn on: A nice bubble butt. Like a professional Major League Baseball player butt. A sexy back (lol not that horrible Timberlake song) is nice too; one that is preferably free of bacne and hair. Long fingers on a pair of soft hands are cool too.

Turn off: Dirty fingernails and toenails.

Posted by VirgoM20
I guess we're talking non-sexual parts of the body here. The bits I love, in no particular order, are...

- The top of a woman's torso including collar bones, neck, shoulders, shoulder blades, etc.
- Those cute dimples in a woman's back above her buttocks.
- When a woman leans forward and you see about an inch of bare flesh where a gap has appeared between the waist of her jeans and her top. Sooooo sexy.
- Belly button.
- Hands... small, feminine ones with manicured and painted nails.
- And... sorry tubby, but... feet. I find them really sexy as long as they're small, feminine and curvy. Red painted toenails are sooooo hot too!

I have like 80 percent of those things you described. Yes, I know, I have a belly button and collar bone. So shocking!

the answer is "no."

oh and bubble butts on men are so gay!

i have an amazing ass but black men have awesome asses if they choose to develop them.

there are some transexual black guys that come in groups to the mall on weekends and their asses are amazing. like perfectly round, solid little basketballs side by side.

i dont find it attractive but i envy their behinds. like i wish i had an ass like that. sure, it'd be pure muscle but it'd make a statement.

yep tubby exactly! black people do have purky round asses. look at wil smith. it sticks out? i don't get it. it's a black thing.

you don't wanna see my skinny white spotty little ass

wait! out of all the black folks asses you could focus on, you chose will smith— what uk hamlet do you hail from?

i did miss the trio +1 but i'm too tipsy to do this tonight 😛

same ere 😢 i fucking resh prince. i miss that perky brown ass

even carlton had his rediculous curves and funky dance moves.

lol. i rememeber in some scenes will use to pop it out and walk out screen lol. like a tue hoe

uhm...wut!?

dude, just stand in the corner and look purty. dont talk.

time for my mid-night nap

LMFAO lol you just don't

do my points even count inyour mind caligula?

i feel like a pice of shit

i'm in U2 mode. i so totally want to make love to Bono's dick...which is oddly relevant to the thread.

bono is old and a scoprio

lmao not bono's beautufull and sacred sould but bone's singular dick. ? ok lady you go right ahead.