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lmao! well now that i have what i came for, f' everybody! i'm going to disney world!
and yeah, i had a life and now it's time to get back to it. i feel like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. this has been the most frustrating 5 months of my entire life!
wait 3 months and some change 😛
my bff was tripping because we haven't been connecting as much lately but now, thank God in Heaven i can hopefully get back to normal...whatever that means.
if i were leaving i wouldn't be on here at this hour 😛
so no, not leaving but have you ever been stumped? like you're doing some big project or something and you're at a crucial point and can't figure out what to do? well, that's been me for like months and i told myself, i'm gonna figure this out and i have so now i can get back to the big project which i'm looking forward to but it's kinda time consuming 😢
and last night made me realize i miss my friends and the gym and if i'm to move, i really need to have this stuff completed so i can have extra sources of income. it would suck to end up poor in a foreign country.
never heard of silverchair and that's a good thing because i just can imagine a bunch of guys sitting around stoned trying to think of a name for their band and one of the dudes is like, "f' it!" he picks up a folding chair and says, "band's name is silverchair! pass the f'ing bong!"
and a caravan? you mean rent a winnie to take to the concert? that doesn't sound horrible. camping would suck though. is it just for one night?
i know woodstock was supposed to be epic but seriously, sleeping outdoors around a bunch of drunk and high mofos is not cool. i mean, it would be when you went to sleep but waking up, hell the f'ing no!
i feel like shit right now. i need to induce vomiting.
ok...wow.
those are without a doubt the worst lyrics i have ever heard in my entire life. and i'm shocked as they are just what i would expect from a band called silverchair...
"It's twelve o'clock, and it's a wonderful day,
I know you hate me, but I'll ask anyway,
Won't you come with me, to a place in a little town,
The only way to get there's to go straight down,
There's no bathroom, and there is no sink,
The water out of the tap is very, hard to drink,
Very hard to drink,"
tell them to record the following and send me royalties 😛
oooooh, there's a bug,
it's cliiiiiiimbing,
the bug is climbing ooooooh.
it's got a hole,
a hole in my heart that it du-uh-ug
the bug,
the bug.
anorexia is "in"...especially when guys have it.
i'm too spastic to be anorexic. sure, i can go all day without eating at times but it's not intentional. usually when i'm working on something and don't want to stop.
i tried being bulimic once. i vomited like one time and that was enough for me to realize nope, totally disgusting. can't do it.
you mean the movie by stephen spielberg with a young christian bale?
wow, i so totally hate you right now.
what is that like some bisexual rock band?
and beyond bbc, i'm not sure we get many foreign stations...but i dont watch much tv so dunno.
wow, the lyrics *tsk*
you have shit taste in music.
hard act to follow lyrics...
You're a hard act to follow
Such a fine lookin' fellow
I hear you're bell's yellow
You're a hard act to swallow
It kind of makes me sick
The way you turn those tricks
Come on and light it up
I want to feel the rush
I'll be shooting for thrills when I
walk out that door
You say it's hard to care anymore
Kills, Thrills and Sunday pills
I'm on a mission to kill still cause
nothin' thrills
You're hooked on coke
and hoochie
I want my milk and cookies
You know you're wife looked pretty
I think you're wife looked pretty
I'll be shootin' for thrills when
I walk out that door
You say it's hard to care anymore
----
now they're without a doubt gay yes?
lol, NO! bunnies suck
your friends are weird.
WHY OH WHY OH WHY can't i figure out these settings!?!??! i need an IT department.
lol @ special guest appearances by honest bob! sounds like a used tire salesman.
and for some odd reason, she does seem like her favorite color would be purple. you should PM her and send it. subject: let's be bday buddies!
LMAO! it's so you.
lmao! mine looks like she's pregnant.
the aries just msgd me on yahoo. asked him what he was doing and he said he's on the toilet. nice!
iphone
and that's your lesson for the day kiddies, never ask to use someone else's cellphone unless you fancy poop ear.
alright chicky, i'm going to talk to the spazz. maybe he'll stop being a bitch and call or ask to see me or something. highly doubt it but whatever.
ttyl
just wanted to stop in and say yo!
i got the munchies 😢
well go and poop
of course we have shit versatility. my favorite from school....
"you aint bout shit, you don't know shit, you ain't gone be shit"
what did your ex-boss do?
you slut!
oblivious my ass. you were using him for free time at work. you owe him a quickie.
i dont like working out to music. i HATE noise. the ringers on my phones are OFF! i dont listen to music while i work. when i work out, i would rather there be complete silence than a bunch of noise or use my ipod.
the repetition of thought/meditation is far more appealing. i'm drunk.
your boss sounds like a douche. so are you applying for the jobs?
i am slightly tipsy. now you know why i have avoided my peeps for the past few months. i'm corruptable. nothing good shall come from me socializing. i'm trying to communicate with frenchy now so hopefully i'm not coming across as a complete idiot.
on a side note, i miss sex. men are so hot! i want one....or four.
uhm...no.
can you see this...?
😛
there's an old school HBO docu called "hookers on the point." i posted the vid.
i just upset frenchy. i told him that he was morally bankrupt. he didn't like that too much.
dont gag
yo!
so i decided to give up carbs. every few years i flirt with being a vegetarian and i sense another phase of that coming on but i shall not succumb this time. being a vegetarian is easy after you like watch an animal rights film but the reality is, i like meat. it tastes good. the only time i feel conflicted is when i'm touching raw meat and bones are involved. for a moment there i always think, "this used to breathe" or worse, i smell or see the blood.
what i hate most is the fact that meat in america is just wrong. most americans don't realize how wrong it is and it's sad really that we allow some of this stuff to enter our bodies but when you don't know any better, you don't know any better.
how's work?
morning tea?
and i'm a taurus. we are in-tune with the earth. as earth mothers we love all of the earth's creatures. all except spiders and virgo females.
oh and blade is about to come on. i shall not be watching it.
wtf is high tea? it sounds like a standard thing. like breakfast, brunch, lunch and dinner. unlike aussies, americans dumped their tea in a harbor and said f' it...keep your tea and your wigs.
yeah, in america we work during those hours. it's as if you all operate like you're in kindergarten with intermittent naps. speaking of foreigners and children, where is AA?
on a side note, i have always loved how much of the world is "slow" in comparison to us...france in particular. socialism, 35-hr work weeks, 2 hour lunches, the whole month of august practically "off."
ok, i gotta go eat food and what not.
bbl
small, juicy and fuzzy?
AA stop being a jackass
he's upset with me. i want let him rub my behind and he's all pissy about it.
not even in my worst nightmares. but i do look purty in yellow. it reminds me of sunshine.
when an aries/libra is upset, they make everyone upset. stop being a party pooper. i like you better when you're cute and cuddly.
libras are worse than aries when it comes to depressing other people when they're upset. icky!
lmao!
how tall was the freakin truck? or how low is that roof?
you're such a spazz. you were being an aries that day.
i wish i had more neighbors i was cool with. it'd be nice to be able to borrow a cup of sugar without fearing there's ground glass in it. but maybe i'm just paranoid?
uhm...if i am in the middle of making a souffle or something and run out of sugar, it would be nice to ask for a cup of sugar...
and some eggs, flour and milk.
frenchy said he dated a girl that had a "strong odor," that it took a while to get used to but he came to love the way she smelled. he's starting to gross me out. *YUCK*
fumunda?
and i dunno. that's what's bothering me. the way he talks about it, the only thing i can picture/imagine is "STANK!"
exactly. i mean i have never used the term "strong odor" to describe someone that had a pleasurable smell. pleasurable to me is when you don't have a "strong odor." no BO at all is ideal. if you want to put strong smell goods on top of that, that's one thing but i wouldnt say "strong odor." i'd say "strong cologne" or something.
yeah, every time i think of it, i scrunch up my nose.
maybe he's funky smelling when he's back home?
uhm...that sounds dangerous but hey, maybe in AU you can behave like you're straight off the farm
^^an actual farm not a prison
uhm....yeah, it looks that way. not sure why you're all casual about it though. i'd be freakin out.
nah, i wouldn't freak out. i'd find a place to stay...f what she does.
i was looking at penises before my mid-night nap. picturing wees helps me sleep soundly.
eeeeeeeeewhew! wee warts
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yeah, that's the conclusion i came to the other night after picking msp and satori's brains. they are both AMAZING btw. we "cracked the code!" WOO!
the site "works" because unlike other forums where you discuss one specific thing (gaming, gadgets, dating, etc...), here you can end up discussing yourself and everyone you know and the key part is, it's expected and accepted. it's a one big personal bitch-fest in public.
sure, you may discuss personal stuff on virtually any site but i don't think most folk get this personal even on FB?
you might come to the site in an effort to learn about the astrology of some numbnut you're dating who's giving you turmoil. then you end up discussing your sun sign. then your bff does something and you're discussing their sun and your coworker and so on... next thing you know you've spilled your guts about everyone in your life including your dog but all under the guise of "astrology."
and because of the interest in astrology, what happens is, other people will read your bitch fest to help you understand the sign of the person you're bitching about. in the course of helping you, they might reveal something personal about them or people they know with that sign. so it like an orgy of personal exposures.
unfortunately, by being so raw and revealing, there are those who will hold your truths against you and in that sense, this site really is like a dysfunctional family.
on a side note, i totally have a hangover. i collapsed at like 3, woke up a couple hours later STARVING! made some salmon cakes and now, i'm wide awake.