on a side, side note, i don't know what the hell is on adult swim but this is just HORRIBLE and weird. i sooo wish my bff were here right now. we've been texting back and forth about how crazy this movie is.
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and damn! i was hoping it was just a fluke. what a rip! i mean, he could be the perfect size and can't help but O quickly. uncircumcised ones might go on my "nowee" list. plus, reading about how it's the unclean meat doesn't exactly make one feel hot and bothered.
and damn! i was hoping it was just a fluke. what a rip! i mean, he could be the perfect size and can't help but O quickly. uncircumcised ones might go on my "nowee" list. plus, reading about how it's the unclean meat doesn't exactly make one feel hot and bothered.
HA! uhm yeah, had to learn the hard way. clean it before and after. had to darn near make it make it a sensual game....
"i'm going to ease on in the bathroom and put on something sexy and i'm coming back with a bath cloth dipped in HOT soapy water to gingerly clean your throbbing knob." 😛
my ex was self-conscious about his but really, he didn't have that much foreskin. some of these guys...whoa!
and it's easter this weekend? i'm such a heathen. what are your plans?
"i'm going to ease on in the bathroom and put on something sexy and i'm coming back with a bath cloth dipped in HOT soapy water to gingerly clean your throbbing knob." 😛
my ex was self-conscious about his but really, he didn't have that much foreskin. some of these guys...whoa!
and it's easter this weekend? i'm such a heathen. what are your plans?
of course it's celebrated here. i'm simply not good with dates or times which is sorta why i'm always up at random hours doing random things. i'm about to go out and get some orange juice...i have a hankerin.
i also am gonna need to "bone" up on oral with an intact wee as i was reading earlier that it requires different technique. not that i plan on doing anything. it's just that i like knowing as much random stuff as possible.
also reading that although there are some cleanliness issues with the intact ones, snipping stuff makes it less pleasurable for the man overall. and they actually have foreskin restoration procedures. sorta like the same thing that folks get when they stretch out their earlobes.
anyhoo, i gotta run to the store. have a good wkd TOC
i also am gonna need to "bone" up on oral with an intact wee as i was reading earlier that it requires different technique. not that i plan on doing anything. it's just that i like knowing as much random stuff as possible.
also reading that although there are some cleanliness issues with the intact ones, snipping stuff makes it less pleasurable for the man overall. and they actually have foreskin restoration procedures. sorta like the same thing that folks get when they stretch out their earlobes.
anyhoo, i gotta run to the store. have a good wkd TOC
sorry and more pleasurable for the woman as well. something about the foreskin causing less friction.
obviously i find this subject fascinating and figure it'll take up generous amount of my spare time.
ok...ta
obviously i find this subject fascinating and figure it'll take up generous amount of my spare time.
ok...ta
i'm chatting with Frenchy. he said that he can no longer stay up to 5am (his time) chatting with me so we must talk during the day.
on a side note, when i was researching wees last night. i came across a term "smegma" and googled it for images. on the first page of thumbnails, there was a guy eating the smegma...like it was actually cottage cheese. i have been on the verge of vomiting ever since. i'm hoping that by sharing this i will be able to remove the image from memory...that or scar someone else.
it's not the smegma per se. it's the pic of the guy lovingly eating eat....ok, my stomach just churned.
*hurling into bin*
^^eating "it"
and yeah venus. i mean, i have not been able to get the imagery out of my head and i didn't even click on it...was just on the first page like WHAM!
***must use safe search....must you safe search***
and yeah venus. i mean, i have not been able to get the imagery out of my head and i didn't even click on it...was just on the first page like WHAM!
***must use safe search....must you safe search***
god what is it with me and typos 😛
and you wanted me to see "blue waffle" footage...call it even 😛
lmao prince...i SAWED it. i'm the one who's gagging FOR REAL! that shit traumatized me last night. men are so fucking disgusting. wtf wants to see that shit...let alone eat it?
i think i need a support group
prince that's what *I* said. i mean i didn't know what the hell it was. i read what it was but i figured i'd see some medical images or something. yeah gross but not anyone actually licking it up as if it was yummy. *shudders*
Merciful Gawd, get a fork and gouge my eyes out with it. IT BURNS.
i'm not even concentrating on the smell TOC...i'm trying to ignore all the details.
prince, do NOT look at the images then cause you'll be f'd up. i have a hard time getting it out of my head and i only glanced. i guess there's a market for everything.
prince, do NOT look at the images then cause you'll be f'd up. i have a hard time getting it out of my head and i only glanced. i guess there's a market for everything.
venus, you dared look?
I dared. The horror, THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR.
LOL Awwww, but you look fresh as a daisy PP.
*sighs*
the internet is a dangerous place
the internet is a dangerous place
LOL And a wonderful one.
i am just merely warning you guys in case you decided one day to google "smegma"
Well, viewing of such 'delights' aside, thank you for the warning. But now my natural curiosity is aroused. 😉
LOL I am taking pity on you PP since you're slightly green around the gills. But oh does my ornery side want to list off a bunch of dishes right now. 😄
that's how i ended up seeing the 2 girls video. was watching all the reaction videos and HAD TO see it. didn't get through any of it...as soon as the bad part started i covered the screen and exited out as fast as i could....
that scarred me too.
men are gross.
that scarred me too.
men are gross.
LOL Not arousing in that sense TOC. Lord, what kind of whack job d'ya take me for?
Well then PP, I think you should buy both of them and watch them as often as possible. 😄
Well then PP, I think you should buy both of them and watch them as often as possible. 😄
grease 2 SUCKS! i think that scarred me too.
I think the one that definitely made me throw up in the back of my mouth was 2 girls and a cup, and some man with a jar of some sort. I tilted my head one way, then the other with a look of mingled horror and "WTF?!" on my face.
on a side note, Frenchy said that i'm addictive and that he must work. *sigh*
i believe someone will be taking in "The City of Lights" in the near future.
i believe someone will be taking in "The City of Lights" in the near future.
Naturally PP! LOL 🙂
Well there you have it tubby. Be sure to have cheeses, excellent wines and do your shopping daily.
Well there you have it tubby. Be sure to have cheeses, excellent wines and do your shopping daily.
LMAO Oh go for it TOC, I'm a big girl, I can take it. 😉
PP...my favorite ones are the college students but grandma was hilarious. she gave it away though.
I think Grandma's reaction and mine are pretty similar! LOL
Oh FFS! ROFLMAO
have you all seen 2...
...guys*
1&&&
horse?
the video wasn't disturbing but the fact that the guy died...that made it sad 😢
...guys*
1&&&
horse?
the video wasn't disturbing but the fact that the guy died...that made it sad 😢
I think it's selective memory. It does a Scooby Doo flashback montage to erase all the bad. 😉
I remember reading about that tubby, that poor bastard. 😢
yeah, getting your bowels perforated sucks on so many levels
^^it's really some shit 😉
He should have studied at the Catherine the Great Academy, he might have avoided his fate.
LOL On a lot of levels!
ROFLOL!
ok, i'm cleaning up milk that shot through my nose thanks to prince
Omigawd, LMAO What a Depends moment.
prince...use your imagination. it involves two dudes. and uhm...a horse. a hung horse. bad things happen.
oh and venus, i'm upset with you. we were talking about a dude eating smegma, i bring up paris, and you tell me to eat cheese...wtf—
Come BACK AA, we need you.
Notice that didja tubby? *looking innocently from ceiling to floor*
lol...he's such a prima donna
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