His tears cure cancer. Problem is, he never cries.
Chuck Norris
Lol I love these
Chuck Norris never calls the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there is no life there.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed since nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris never calls the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there is no life there.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed since nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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