DEATH TO GOOGLE

I AM FUCKING SICK OF THIS JUMPING UP ON MY MACHINE AND ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MAKE IT MY HOME PAGE. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE PEOPLE BEHIND THIS TRIED FOR CRIMES AGANST HUMANITY. I WANT TO RIP THERE HEADS OFF AND VOMIT DOWN THERE NECKS. I FUCKING HATE GOOGLE.

FUCKEN NURDS HOPE THEY CAN'T REPRODUCE.

I hope your day gets better, James!

hi Mr. Tate! :] i think there is a solution, but i can't remember what it is.... i, too, hope you have a better day. :]

Google said they are sorry for causing fatal inconvenience to some, and would like to extend a small token sum of apologies.
However, before you click on it, they wish if you could answer a small question

Will you make us your homepage? Every click would help us cover the costs of small handouts to disgruntled users. Much appreciated.

ADDING TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE WITH THE GOOG
ADDING TO THE LIST OF JUDGES ELLE AT THE TOP OF THE LIST OF JUDGES

That's supposed to be a duck?

Oh yes! I see it now...he's a sophisticated music-loving duck.

DUCK LA OREANGE

I prefer dogpile m'self.

Startpage and bing are also very competent search engines. And neither will pester you.