Do women really mean the OPPOSITE thing—

So I talked to my officemates re this beautiful hot smoking lady I was dating.

We broke up because she said something that irked me.

I was thinking, this chick must be damn stupid.

My officemates - who were all girls - told me that I have to understand that women actually mean the opposite when they say things to their dates.

I was like, WHAT THE EFFF—

no means yes

The Hell—

And all I thought she's stupid.

I can't impregnate a stupid chick. My genes will go to waste!

Posted by tiziani

Daddy issues.

why do you say so, tiz?

Posted by hydorah

no means yes

What yes means?

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

no means yes

What yes means?

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yes

Posted by hydorah

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by hydorah

no means yes

What yes means?

yes

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You said no means yes?

And yes means yes?

What is no then?

Posted by tiziani

Posted by firebunny

Posted by tiziani

Daddy issues.

why do you say so, tiz?

Just a guess.

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can you elaborate?

please don't use the libra card.

Posted by tiziani

Posted by firebunny

Posted by tiziani

Posted by firebunny

Posted by tiziani

Daddy issues.

why do you say so, tiz?

Just a guess.

can you elaborate?

please don't use the libra card.

(shrugs) enjoy your weekend man.

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come on bro!

don't leave me hanging here!

are you going to be my 2nd ands—