@heliumfiasco
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Do you think aliens built the Pyramids all over the world?
hahaha. Im at work watching Pyramid conspiracy videos.
Posted by heliumfiasco
Or nah?......You down with advanced ancient civilizations my dudes? Discuss.
haha
U high or nah? click to expand
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I was like an hour ago. Yes.
I do think its interesting that some scientist believe that the pyramids all over the world were actually wireless power sources. That basically Teslas idea was already utilized in ancient civilizations.
I don't believe it was "Aliens". But these documentaries are interesting! haha
Posted by heliumfiasco
Or nah?......You down with advanced ancient civilizations my dudes? Discuss.
haha
I'd say that's discounting the engineering zeal and manpower available of the ancient ppls.
If you take into account the popular theory that a maritime trade route existed between ancient Egypt and the Americas (the mummy with traces of tobacco and coca) it would seem they weren't as technically unsavvy as we believe nowadays.
Such a trade route would also open both civilizations to each other's advances in architecture, like pyramids, which were also built in the Americas.
I am such a nerd. My whole life is watching/ reading shit like this.
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010
You look like a girl that would have a crush on Mr. Tsoukalous. 😆
I havent watched Ancient Aliens? Should I ? hahaha
I'm moving onto videos about us living in the Matrix and Atlantis next.
I mean I might as well go hard AF into the Youtube rabbit hole......
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
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I love that! hahaha
Have you guys ever watched "Idiots Abroad" with my man love Karl Pilkington? The episode where he goes to the Pyramids with that group of Americans looking to be abducted by Aliens gives me LIFE!!!!! hahahaha
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expand
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Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe?
Posted by solidsnake
Do you think aliens built the twin towers & then blew them up? I do
"Jet fuel doesnt melt steel beams muh duudddeeee" hahaha
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expand
Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand
No.
It was pyramid shaped. click to expand
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"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle
😆
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expand
Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand
No.
It was pyramid shaped. click to expand
"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle
click to expand
click to expand
hahaha!
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expand
Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand
No.
It was pyramid shaped. click to expand
"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle
click to expand
"olive oil could be spread on the pyramid" that's decent of them isn't it. click to expand
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Doing god's work is hard. Even harder with no lube apparently.
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expand
Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand
No.
It was pyramid shaped. click to expand
"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle
click to expand
"olive oil could be spread on the pyramid" that's decent of them isn't it. click to expand
Doing god's work is hard. Even harder with no lube apparently. click to expand
Perhaps the pyramids were really used for torturing giants. click to expand
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There's that Greek legend about some giant dude named Atlas holding something big on his shoulders. Greece is close to Egypt, just sayin'
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Or nah?......
You down with advanced ancient civilizations my dudes? Discuss.
haha