@LadyNeptune

I found your soulmate. He:

- is a 30yo Italian stud with plenty of muscle to go with him

- has a nice ass

- is vegan with an affinity for healthy eating

- is a dog lover, having rescued at least 3 dogs & prefers dogs to humans

- Virgo sun/dominant + Scorp moon (goes well with your Fish sun & Cap dominant-chart)

and you two can grow old & ratchet together with your man-hating ways!!!

oh btw, he's also my ex. Name's Chris and he's very available just for you.

This is a weird post to let others know you broke up with that straight virgo or not so straight virgo you were all about for years

I have more dick than I know what to do with at the moment. But thanks for looking out.

Pass to @unusualvaginaldischarge

I hear she’s in the market for an Italian

Like what did LadyNeptune do to get singled out lol

Posted by LadyNeptune
I have more dick than I know what to do with at the moment. But thanks for looking out.

YASSSSS boo

get it lol

Also first firebunny? and now Jed?

what's with all of these imaginary gays flocking/being passed of on you

Posted by Adreamuponwaking
This is a weird post to let others know you broke up with that straight virgo or not so straight virgo you were all about for years

Wrong Virgo, hun.

Jed is 20. Chris is 30. Big difference. And we aren't broken up.

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow

Posted by Adreamuponwaking
This is a weird post to let others know you broke up with that straight virgo or not so straight virgo you were all about for years

Wrong Virgo, hun.

Jed is 20. Chris is 30. Big difference. And we aren't broken up. click to expand

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OOooo looks like i lost that bet

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Posted by Adreamuponwaking
Like what did LadyNeptune do to get singled out lol

Nothing. He is just a little bitch

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Oh look, another retard on an alt. You hobbits come off an assembly line or something? Looks that way.

Posted by LadyNeptune
I have more dick than I know what to do with at the moment. But thanks for looking out.

Well the more the merrier. Only way to shake off that "dogs are better than humans" mindset of yours. You are waaaaaaaay too young to turn into an old grouch.

Humans can't teach dogs to be dogs, DOGS teach dogs to be dogs. Look at all those rescue vids on youtube, of dogs being raised in captivity and never learning to live the way they're supposed to.

Likewise, dogs can't play the role of a human. You can learn loyalty & unconditional love from dogs and they can even keep you literally warm at night, but they're not our own species.

looks like ladyneptune has more dick than gemitati and heavy

what about for her fire moon??

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow

Posted by LadyNeptune
I have more dick than I know what to do with at the moment. But thanks for looking out.

Well the more the merrier. Only way to shake off that "dogs are better than humans" mindset of yours. You are waaaaaaaay too young to turn into an old grouch.

Humans can't teach dogs to be dogs, DOGS teach dogs to be dogs. Look at all those rescue vids on youtube, of dogs being raised in captivity and never learning to live the way they're supposed to.

Likewise, dogs can't play the role of a human. You can learn loyalty & unconditional love from dogs and they can even keep you literally warm at night, but they're not our own species. click to expand

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What do know about my mindset? Like wth is this coming from. Weird.