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DXP Awards 2018 - Results Night (Page 4)
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Who won the prizes this year?
"Bunny, I'm kinda bored now..."
"That's alright, Nikki, because you are now about to know who exactly to talk to to spice things up a bit. The next award is DXP USER MOST LIKELY COMMISSIONED BY DUNCAN TO KEEP DXP INTERESTING"
"Bring it on, Bunny!"
"The nominees are...
-BlackMamba
-DonJohnson
emhendo
LadyNeptune
-Terraminelightvoid
-Gemitati
The p-angel goes to...
WTF, dude.
DJ hasn't posted here in years.
Some of these other "nominees" aren't here anymore either.
Results...
BlackMamba – 7
emhendo – 1
LadyNeptune – 1
Terraminelightvoid – 1
Gemitati – 1
DJ – 0
WTF, dude.
DJ hasn't posted here in years.
Some of these other "nominees" aren't here anymore either.
Lol. DJ posted a couple of weeks ago.
Anyway, I think Duncan has to do something about it. Some new users can post but their threads are invisible...
"Bunny, you know me very well. I easily get irritated and all... can you tell me which dxp user should I avoid so I can have peace of mind?"
"That's funny coz the next award goes to the USER WITH THE MOST SHUT-UP LIKES
"The nominees are...
-BlackMamba
cloudy
-HeavyEntertainmentShow
-terraminelightvoid
The p-angel goes to...
Results
BlackMamba – 33%
Cloudy – 33%
HES – 33%
Terraminelightvoid – 0
"THE HELL— CC also won the user with the most shut-up likes? How in the world did that happen?"
"Idk Nikki. Well, maybe because CC has always been a polarizing user. Half of the dxp community read and post on her threads. Well, the other half just wanted to shut her up or post on her threads basically to tell her some rude things...
"That's why she was also nominated for BEST CLICK-BAIT POSTER along with...
lethalfanthasia
Gemitati
-DonJohnson
but the winner is...
Results
DJ – 5
BlackMamba – 4
Gemitati – 4
Lethalfanthasia – 1
"Wow, DJ narrowly beat her by a vote!"
"That's right, Nikki. Methinks CC is the favorite of most users as she is again nominated for SPUNKIEST USER along with...
-LadyNeptune
-Nikkistar
-Alicia
-madhatter
heartoftopazzz
UVD
lethalfanthasia
-Gemitati
But the award goes to...
Results
Mad Hatter – 5
Nikkistar – 4
LadyNeptune – 3
Heartoftopazz – 1
UVD – 1
lethalfanthasia – 1
Rest – 0
"You know what bunny I don't give a damn 'bout these silly people cuz I don't wanna listen to whatever that comes outta their mouths...
"I wanna LEARN for a change but I cannot for the life of me read books...
"...so could you please tell me who talk to or LISTEN to?"
"That's a great idea, Nikki, because the next award goes to the MOST INFORMATIVE USER, the CARL SAGAN AWARD...
"...The nominees are...
Lisabethur
-seraph
-BlackMamba
The Carl Sagan goes to...
Results
seraph – 50%
Lisabethur – 33%
BlackMamba – 17%
"Do you wanna be further entertained, Nikki?"
"Of course I do!"
"Well, the next award may be to your liking... DXP AWARDS' MOST ENTERTAINING COMPLAINER"
"Oh shit... not again..."
"The nominees are...
-BlackMamba
emhendo
UVD
-heavy entertainment show
-ixion
The p-angel goes to...
Results
BlackMamba – 7
emhendo – 1
UVD – 1
Rest – 0
"Bunny, I want some real men... Could you point to me where to find them here?"
"Of course, Nikki... The next award goes to the MOST ALPHA
"The nominees are...
-thesag
hydorah
-GemLover
-DonJohnson
-enfant_terrible
-terraminelightvoid
-nikkistar
The p-angel goes to...
Results
hydorah – 5
thesag – 3
DonJohnson – 1
nikkistar – 1
Rest – 0
"Bunny, I heard people delete every now and then... Some of them come back... Some permanently left..."
"True, Nikki. That's why there's an award for the user MOST MISSED...
"...the nominees are...
-EverEvolvingEpithet
- the old ands
-james_tate
DXP After Dark
-fantum
-GeminiMind
DonJohnson
-Terraminelightvoid
-MyStarsShine
Squishy
-P-Angel
-risesafterall
the p-angel goes to...
Results
DXP After Dark – 5
The old ands – 4
Don Johnson – 4
EverEvolvingEpithet – 2
james_tate – 2
MyStarsShine – 1
Squishy – 1
P-angel – 1
Rest – 0
"Never mind the next award, Bunny..."
"Why?"
"Oh... MOST RACIST
"The nominees are...
BlackMamba
HeavyEntertainmentShow
The p-angel goes to...
"Bunny, why do you give out ridiculous awards?!"
"Hmmm what do you mean, Nikki?"
"The next award!!"
"Oh... lemme see... DRAMA QUEEN
"The nominees are...
-HeavyEntertainmentShow
Patchyhexagon
BlackMamba
-ands
-posthuman
The p-angel goes to...
Results
HES – 25%
Black Mamba -25%
PatchyHexagon – 25%
PostHuman – 25%
Ands – 0
"Oh... I like this next award...
"DXP JESTER!
"The nominees are...
- Proper Noun
- MephistoZap
- Lostinmymind11
-brzzz
--ellllllllle
-Gemitati
Terramine
-ands
-spacebird
-DJ
-hydorah
the p-angel goes to...
Cutest dxpnet pet was rigged
My actor dog did even make the list lol
it's not important because "Hydorah's cutest pet" is the DXP award that actually matters
"Bunny, I've had fun announcing the winners with you but I think I have to go now..."
"We've had great time with you too, Nikki... but the audience may want you to do something for one last time..."
"Sure! Whatever that is, I'm gonna do it! Just tell me!"
Booty!
"Alright, alright! Here it is, bitches!"
Goodbye guys! Enjoy the rest of the night!
Bye Nikki!
We are down to the LAST 4 AWARDS of the entire year...
...before we continue announcing the winners, let's now call in our second special guest, Ryan Gosling!
Thank you, Bunny... Cheers to you...
The next award is for DXP SWEETHEART...
As you will see, both ladies and gay men were nominated for this award...
But only one emerged as the winner...
The nominees are...
-LethalFanthasia
-PrincePisces
-Nikkistar
-Uglygirlnextdoor
the p-angel goes to...
Congratulations, Uglygirlnextdoor!
Results
Uglygirlnextdoor – 7
PrincePisces – 3
LethalFanthasia – 3
Nikkistar – 1
Now we go to the DXP QUEEN...
The nominees are...
CC
-fknmeow
-Gemitati
The p-angel goes to...
Results
Gemitati – 9
fknmeow – 5
CC – 1
And to the one who should lord all of us, the DXP KING award is to be given among these guys...
-Mr_Pinchy
-hydorah
-ursamediocre
the p-angel goes to...
Results
hydorah – 6
Mr_Pinchy – 2
UrsaMediocre – 0
Finally, we come now to the FINAL and MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARD...
...the PRETTIEST FACE.
The nominees are...
-Nanobot
-Teena
-halalbae
GC07
-BlueFroggie
-Smidge
-Romz
-SpaceBird
-LadyNeptune
-ACSquarePluto
-fawne
-donumdei
-cloudy
fknmeow
Aerialview
Echo
RejuvenatedHeart
Mariposa
heartoftopazzz
Sierra
Andalusia
-aneema
But before we announce the winner, let us reveal the results...
Nanobot – 5
Smidge – 5
ACsquarepluto – 5
fawne – 5
cloudy – 5
Sierra – 5
Andalusia – 5
aerialview – 4
Teena – 3
BlueFroggie – 3
Romz – 3
fknmeow – 2
halalbae – 1
GC07 – 1
spacebird – 1
LadyNeptune – 1
Echo – 1
rejuvenatedheart – 1
Mariposa – 1
Heartoftopazz – 1
aneema – 1
donumdei – 0
That is a 7-way tie, guys...
However, the DXP Awards Committee has resolved that ONLY ONE LADY should emerge as the WINNER...
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Results
UrsaMediocre – 75%
thesag – 25%