
SirHorns
@SirHorns
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Posted by aquapiscescusp
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" Aquarius, Pisces, Virgo, Cancer women are Heaven's Angels on Earth.
Always stay True to you and realize that true happiness can only be found from Within.
From, your Secret Admirer who is deeply obsessed with You. "




Posted by aquapiscescusp
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for partiallyImpartial :
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I like your style
WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFREND ?

Posted by GetMisted
Post my Valentine!!!!



Posted by aquapiscescusp
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" Aquarius, Pisces, Virgo, Cancer women are Heaven's Angels on Earth.
Always stay True to you and realize that true happiness can only be found from Within.
From, your Secret Admirer who is deeply obsessed with You. "










Posted by aquasnoz
To _insert those who feel left out_
I love you, you are like the chocolate on my cappuccino, the um, ice cream to my souffle, the poached eggs on my sourdough toast, the crispy bacon to my maple syrup, the soy sauce to my fried rice and the naan to my beef vindaloo.
Which probably translates to, I will eat you and possible shit you out later. Sometimes quite violently.
Sorry I'm hungry
Regards,
Your Secret Valentine

Posted by deathnirvanaPosted by DamnataPosted by aquapiscescusp
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" Aquarius, Pisces, Virgo, Cancer women are Heaven's Angels on Earth.
Always stay True to you and realize that true happiness can only be found from Within.
From, your Secret Admirer who is deeply obsessed with You. "
You're obsessed with a third of the female population? That's..cool I guess.
That guy must be a leo moon. Complete retard.click to expand

Posted by aquasnoz
To _insert those who feel left out_
I love you, you are like the chocolate on my cappuccino, the um, ice cream to my souffle, the poached eggs on my sourdough toast, the crispy bacon to my maple syrup, the soy sauce to my fried rice and the naan to my beef vindaloo.
Which probably translates to, I will eat you and possible shit you out later. Sometimes quite violently.
Sorry I'm hungry
Regards,
Your Secret Valentine






Posted by Damnata
Ands, unlike DonJohnson, I specialize in middle fingers and how it correlates to personality and penis length.
Ain't looking good for you, brah.




Posted by Damnata
Ands, unlike DonJohnson, I specialize in middle fingers and how it correlates to personality and penis length.
Ain't looking good for you, brah.

Posted by aquapiscescuspPosted by Damnata
Ands, unlike DonJohnson, I specialize in middle fingers and how it correlates to personality and penis length.
Ain't looking good for you, brah.
You should start a thread on this... The guys can post their hand pictures and you can do your thing 😄click to expand

Posted by DamnataPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by Damnata
Ands, unlike DonJohnson, I specialize in middle fingers and how it correlates to personality and penis length.
Ain't looking good for you, brah.
You should start a thread on this... The guys can post their hand pictures and you can do your thing 😄
THEY DID! ON THE SCORPIO BOARD!
I had porn for weeks.click to expand




Posted by GENERALIZOD
yes. my hands are normal i think. regular hands. it's my feet that look weird. @_@

Posted by RomzPosted by GetMisted
What if it's long, skinny, and double jointed? =\
The first thing that comes to mind...
"There was a crooked man,"
By Mother Goose
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
CROOKED PEEENclick to expand

Posted by GENERALIZODPosted by DamnataPosted by GENERALIZOD
yes. my hands are normal i think. regular hands. it's my feet that look weird. @_@
is your second finger longer than the first? if not, don't complain.
toe you mean?click to expand




Posted by aquapiscescusp
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This is awful like you.