Dxp text decoder

Do you want to share some ridiculous texts you've gotten from the opposite sex during the mating dance period? Dating app and friday night bar pickup lines welcome. Screenshots are also welcome.

Hello from the other side...

LOL @ Chipotle

Posted by Twodrinks
Disclaimer: these are people who have fucked me over one too many times so please don't think im being unnecessarily harsh. They earned the treatment by playing games

I don't think you're being harsh. Lol. Hell I wouldn't have responded at all.

I got this today while at work lol

On a serious note tho, I've got hood friends who are black. Harsh much?

Good*
Of both sexes

Posted by GetMisted
lol @ hood friends

😄

I wish I could post the many texts that my e-stalker has sent me. They're ridiculous in a not-mentally-sound kind of way. Too bad there's over 200 of them.

This is just one small section of what I received after I told him to stop contacting me. If it doesn't make sense to you, then that's normal. Half of what was sent doesn't make sense to me, either.

Here's another one. These aren't even the craziest/funniest ones, but I'm too lazy to look through them all to find the good ones. My favorite is, in one text, he called me his "Christmas Angel". Hahaha.

@Scenic, why not just block his number?

Posted by LillyPetal
@Scenic, why not just block his number?

I did a long time ago. All of his crazy 250+ texts were sent over night. As soon as I figured out how to block, I did. (Of course then he texted from apps that let you use other phone numbers).

Posted by Scenic

Posted by LillyPetal
@Scenic, why not just block his number?

I did a long time ago. All of his crazy 250+ texts were sent over night. As soon as I figured out how to block, I did. (Of course then he texted from apps that let you use other phone numbers).

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Ugh! >.< 250+ texts?!

Posted by Twodrinks

HAHAHAH

Posted by MlleFisk

Posted by Scenic

Here's another one. These aren't even the craziest/funniest ones, but I'm too lazy to look through them all to find the good ones. My favorite is, in one text, he called me his "Christmas Angel". Hahaha.

Is this the Aqua—

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Whew, no. Thankfully the aqua had a good head on his shoulders. This is the cancer with a mix of cancer/taurus placements.

Posted by Twodrinks
My Cancer ex 😆 ...it's finally gotten to the point that I can look back and laugh. It definitely wasn't funny at the time

lmao

Cancer/Taurus mix motto "YOU ARE MINE 😉"