The first post thanksgiving poop....

I'm waiting for it.... God I'm waiting for it.

I'm honored.... 🙂

I was just in the bathroom for 40 minutes. About 6+ flushes.

You got all your roughage in, right?

Posted by bawlikestogomoo
I was just in the bathroom for 40 minutes. About 6+ flushes.

6 flushes and it didnt overflow? You've earned a medal.

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Posted by Hemispheres
I'm waiting for it.... God I'm waiting for it.

What is it with Taurus men's obsession with feces?

I find it very disturbing.

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Things that come out of butts are funny. Its not a taurus thing either, ask any guy that's given birth out if his ass if he named it afterwards. Most will say yes.

How does one poop from ones penis?

Posted by Rambunctious76
I had food poisoning a couple of days ago.

I thought about you, OP, every time I ran to take a painful dump.

Once again, I'm honored. You need a pic of me in the buff to place on the wall opposite the toilet.

The way you probably eat, it'll manage to happen one day -_-

Posted by mmmcrunchy
The way you probably eat, it'll manage to happen one day -_-

I eat pussy without consent

Posted by starwars
have a nice burning holes fierypoop experience

make sure to update us, we all give a fuck about your shit.

As well as you should. My shit is more important than you are, by a long shot.

Posted by BlackNova
dude, it was a joke playing on the opening comment from that other thread.
Jokes/humor aren't necessarily a literal or factual representation of real life....

....oh forget it

It was sarcasm. Are you a woman of DXP? Women of DXP take shit too seriously.

You kidding me? I ate a half a large pizza for thanksgiving. My family doesn't know how to make moist turkey and fluffy stuffing.

Nope. If I don't finely mince it with my teeth Ill choke on it.

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Posted by mmmcrunchy
The way you probably eat, it'll manage to happen one day -_-

I eat pussy without consent

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and that's how you get toxoplasmosis

How so?

-Awaits dildo pegging joke-

Posted by starwars
have a nice burning holes fierypoop experience

make sure to update us, we all give a fuck about your shit.

take shit too seriously dude.

Posted by exo
don't get too excited. i have activia and digestive biscuits.

I prefer metamucil and sodium phosphate

Done and done

HAHAHAHAHAHA