Fixed Sign Humor (Page 2)

yeah, and you convinced your friend to leave after showing him "the truth?"

he's been on this site for two years and he magically disappears after being friends with me? something that you have hated from day one. something that you have used to make fun of him? you threatened repeatedly to stop being his friend if he kept talking to me.

and he left because of me!?!??!

who else are you going to show "the truth?"

jason, sorry about your rice incident. asians do eat rice though. it's not false on its face.

saying that black people don't watch this/that when there are black people on this man's show demonstrates what this chick truly is.

black people like chicken. historically the context of that statement is racist but the truth is, black people, like most people who are meat eaters, like chicken.

she had NO basis to make that statement but she obviously used it to prove to AA that i couldn't possibly be black. keep in mind, he's in the UK so he doesn't know what a f'ing limbaugh and maher are.

she's sick.

i agree meg.

i mean, the topic is "fixed sign humor" and yet, here she is. i don't mind. i'm off today 😛

"off" work, not my rocker.

agreed!

i could ignore her but i don't wanna.

i can't boot her off my threads and as you can see, she's relentless. i'm not sure what she's trying to prove but maybe this will help....

i'm 50, i'm white and i have some kids. not sure how many but i got kids.

will she leave now?

ok, so i'm supposedly some other member who has been on dxp prior to january and my goal was to bring down the cool kids by creating an alternate ego that is a young black chick who doesn't have kids.

eden was the coolest of the cools so in order to bring her down, i befriended AA to force a wedge between them. i succeeded in corrupting AA but then she found this smoking gun that "black people don't watch..." so i MUST BE a 50 y/o white woman with kids. he believed this and left.

meg, are you under the impression that she phases me? i don't mind playing with the titmouse.

she's not ruining it for me. she's ruining it for you. she ruined it for AA. that's why he left.

lord but when you ARE wrong, you go down big.

i always say when taurus' go, we go big. why should our opposite sign be any different.

you're really sad chicky. i feel sorry for you.

oh and since we're miserably off-topic, has anyone been to awake's profile?

he's kinda hot right?

hmm...NO!

i don't want to be the bigger person. i CAN be. she can't. and that's what makes this so delicious. not for the rest of you but hey, ask yourself, am i making you miserable by responding or is she making you miserable by getting on a thread about FIXED SIGN HUMOR with complete BS?

go back to the other forum on a totally different website that you stalked me on and you'll know why i havent moved to the islands yet.

Posted by eden 3
nah tubbs we all feel sorry for u.....

btw i think what really got aa is that if u were so fine, why do live here on dxp...why no man in rl? & why cant u get to the islands (shit i could go in an hour) if it were such a big dream?

lk i said hes smart 🙂 i adore him

everyone here that has been reading anything about me knows that i've been talking about france. but you, you slip up and say the islands. why is that?

oh, your girl already admitted that she knew i was a "black girl moving to the islands" and that someone else told her.

you. you're sick and this obsession needs to stop.

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/this-is-ocd-1937117/?p=6#1938058

^^she learned to let it go. maybe you should too?

Posted by eden 3
that doesnt mean shit! u created ur persona here as u did there... i think this is ur thing ur jealous bitter angry & desperate & u go to sites trying to prove something by becoming epopular (eeekkk really) cuz u have always been incapablele of achieving that in real life....

ppsshh ur a liar everyone knows it

where is "there?"

and by your theory, i created a fake account on a separate website. i wanted to be a fake persona there and there i pretended to be a black chick who wants to move outside of the US. i also spoke of a white boyfriend on that site. i created this account before launching my grand plan which was really to topple the "popular" girls on dxp.

so AFTER creating this fake account on another website, i create an account on dxp. i proclaim to be the same black girl with the same white boyfriend. i post the most elaborate personal shit ever.

i then, for whatever reason, prompt you and your crew to follow me around this site like bitches in heat. why? because i'm trying to topple the "popular" and ascend to the thrown of "miss dxpnet."

i did all this for what reason? because i'm jealous and envious of you and your crew.

this is lucid to you?

case closed.

ps don't forget to tell her to hide her posts on the OCD thread. we wouldn't want the truth to get out.

throne 😛

yea dude, your personal truth right now is speaking loud and clear.

and jade, i like men who look like men. nice, big and corn-fed lookin mofos that can pick you up and have their way with ya.

awwh, what it say!?!? i was getting the clothes out the dryer

not fair!

yep, totally asinine!

now stop trying to convince me as i know it is. this thread was created by whom? PM ya girl and tell her to stop.

and jade, i haven't checked his profile but i shall check now...

ooooh, yeah i remember his pic. yeah, he's cute in the face. not sure body wise though.

lol...you are on MY thread...about fixed sign humor...and to me, you are truly humorous. but only to me.

you could go to your corner because i am in mine.

you don't have to post here. that's what i told ya girl when she tried to come at me. she learned. not get off the short bus and follow your friends lead.

Watching Family Guy and just cracked up over a line and it made me think, what is the astrology of the guys that create my most favoritist shows? I love Adult Swim and where it may not be for everyone, the shows are getting better as time goes on and the humor is without a doubt, cutting edge.

Seth Green - co-creator of Robot Chicken - Aquarius

Matt Groening - creator of The Simpsons - Aquarius

Brendon Small - (co)-creator of Metalocalypse and Home Movies - Aquarius

Tim Heidecker - co-creater of Tim and Eric's Awesome Show - Aquarius

Dave Willis - co-creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Brak, Squidbillies - Taurus

Julian Barratt - co-creator of the Mighty Boosh - Taurus

Noel Fielding - co-creator of the Mighty Boosh - Taurus

Seth MacFarlane - creator of Family Guy, American Dad and Cleveland - Scorpio

Matthew Maiellaro - co-creater of Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Leo

...

I could continue to dig further (because I'm a dork) but ultimately, virtually every show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block was (co-)created or charactered by fixed signs with Aquarius being the predominant sign.

Yeah I know, I'm weird 😛

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ok it's gone into scorp repetition mode. i hate when you guys do that. it's so rain man.

second repost of the original thread that has been hijacked by an obsessive loon.

and for those of you that don't have a clue, you're participating in this bullshit which is why she can't let it go. she THINKS she's making an impression. just like she thinks AA left without giving me his contact info 😉

got a function to go to. lata!

Posted by Hairitic
I think Aquarius has more lee way with their humor

hmm...what that mean?

nah, jade posted the id of a guy on here that she thought was cute. she didn't say anything negative about you.

*little dancing man* - Tim and Eric's Awesome Show just went off.

sometimes when i watch adult swim, i think i'm actually supposed to be high. like you're purposefully supposed to be high to fully enjoy it otherwise, you're missing out.

hmm...where's my 8-ball...?

oops it's still on. maybe i already smoked it?

^ LMAO!! I have a story, but everyone would throw up onto the floor. I'll keep that little gem to myself.