Funny DXP Promoted Ads err Fortune Cookies

You've probably seen them, in the "Promoted" row. on the various groups.

I almost see them as a "fortune cookie".

Yes... a dxp fortune cookie.

Tonight, I was reviewing this politifact link on the subject of "women's rights to their bodies".

http://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/article/2016/mar/30/context-transcript-donald-trump-punishing-women-ab/

I came back here to the misc. and find the fortune cookie says

Britax 2017 B-Ready Stroller

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01CQVNPMK/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=dxpnetads-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B01CQVNPMK&linkId=6302679d76a19d8ec75838fc1318941e&th=1

For decades, I've heard "It's my body!"

Nobody is taking your body away from you.

Fact of the matter is, sooner or later, you're going to lose your body, anyway, when you fly the coop

into the spirit realm!

There, you don't have that free choice that you adamantly cling to (while ignoring it's use as a political

exploitation tool).

Why? Because you won't have a body, silly.

No body, no sex,

no sex no babies,

no babies, no choice.

how's that grab y'all.

I love this one lol it's just a fuxking date! Lmao

I grabbed this screen a few weeks ago, for Soylent ready to drink food 😄

I thought Duncan was having a funny, but the link actually took me to Amazon

where people buy the yummy good stuff

ummm mmm!

Posted by Wynter

I grabbed this screen a few weeks ago, for Soylent ready to drink food 😄

I thought Duncan was having a funny, but the link actually took me to Amazon

where people buy the yummy good stuff

ummm mmm!

Eeew ?

Posted by justagirl
I love this one lol it's just a fuxking date! Lmao

With regard to weight lifting...

There are fat men for those big burly Russian bear of a woman to pick up.

Good exercise for them, I suppose.

Moronic?

IF I said Donald Trump was going to be the next President of the US, you'd probably say

"Moronic."

I was pretty convinced that Hillary was a shoe-in, way back when.

My bad. oh well, not an eternal surprise.

By the way, have you ever considered trying Donald Trump's tanning spray??

Just curious.

I ask because Ellesque said I see dead people.

You know, like the kid in Sixth Sense.

The dead people don't know they're dead.