@brianafay
19 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I feel like offending someone.
About to go to Walmart LOL
Speaking of which....last time I went to Walmart, found this:
fuck yeah his shirt has Mystikal lyrics, and fuck yeah he's got a dirty butt.
thinking about submitting it to Peopleofwalmart, lol....
& this in the parking lot...lol...queef queef? Really??
Weeeee I like posting pics from my phone.
Got some weird shit on here...
crack creme...lol....
a bawse ass toad floating on a raft in my pool:
I name him Tbone. He had this gangsta ass look on his face.
Yeah I think I'll sit here and talk to myself like an Aqua cause it's fun 🙂 🙂 🙂
Posted by Nights22
Lay off the colt 45 geez!
I wish. Just drinking sweet tea as of now...
Jells?
THIS AINT FACEBOOK LADY
You know what's so hilarious....no one else here posts about anything relevant....yet you are always sniffing around my ass trying to call me out.
I mean is this really your way of flirting— or??
Can I ask you for some Gem advice btw?
Like how not to have murderous thoughts about one?
Posted by brianafay
Jells?of what? Sweat tea? psh! ...yes.
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I even gots a lemon in that bitch 😄 😄 😄 😄
things that make me really happy
weeeeeee
Can I ask you for some Gem advice btw?
Like how not to have murderous thoughts about one?
LOL sure hmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe you should be smarter then they wont annoy you 😉
Posted by westside
THIS AINT FACEBOOK LADY*sigh*
Hey Orc dude
Your presence here was expected.
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WATCHU MEAN "ORC"?
Posted by brianafay
You know what's so hilarious....no one else here posts about anything relevant....yet you are always sniffing around my ass trying to call me out.I mean is this really your way of flirting— or??
who me? Its not my fault your ass smells like bacon..
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Lol no I was talking to the Gimbo
Posted by westside
THIS AINT FACEBOOK LADY*sigh*
Hey Orc dude
Your presence here was expected.
WATCHU MEAN "ORC"?
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omg shit shit fuck, I forgot
***DISCLAIMER****
the above statement has no racial implications.
(your avi is an orc...isn't it?)
derpa
Posted by brianafay
You know what's so hilarious....no one else here posts about anything relevant....yet you are always sniffing around my ass trying to call me out.I mean is this really your way of flirting— or??
who me? Its not my fault your ass smells like bacon..
Lol no I was talking to the Gimbo
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LOL I don't even know what a Gimbo is...I was trying to combine Gem + bimbo....
FAIL
*shakes head*
Posted by westside
THIS AINT FACEBOOK LADY*sigh*
Hey Orc dude
Your presence here was expected.
WATCHU MEAN "ORC"?
omg shit shit fuck, I forgot
***DISCLAIMER****
the above statement has no racial implications.
(your avi is an orc...isn't it?)
derpaclick to expand
no hes a ronso GET IT RIGHT GOSH
Posted by Nights22
Actually way to go Westside! Via urbandictionaryGimbo
A man who takes care of his women in and out of the bedroom, by being well endowed and well financed. Like dating a football player with Einstein's brain, Dennis Miller's wit, endurance of a bull and sexual skills that rival a porn star.
Posted by brianafay
Jells?of what? Sweat tea? psh! ...yes.
I even gots a lemon in that bitch 😄 😄 😄 😄
things that make me really happy
weeeeeee
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So, hows about you share a bit of that apparently truly awesome tea—?
Posted by Nights22
Actually way to go Westside! Via urbandictionaryGimbo
A man who takes care of his women in and out of the bedroom, by being well endowed and well financed. Like dating a football player with Einstein's brain, Dennis Miller's wit, endurance of a bull and sexual skills that rival a porn star.
LOL
Posted by westside
THIS AINT FACEBOOK LADY*sigh*
Hey Orc dude
Your presence here was expected.
WATCHU MEAN "ORC"?
omg shit shit fuck, I forgot
***DISCLAIMER****
the above statement has no racial implications.
(your avi is an orc...isn't it?)
derpano hes a ronso GET IT RIGHT GOSH
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Hahahaha nerd alert
He kind of looks leonine?
lol these are funny
LOL
So I just went shopping....and on the way almost rear ended someone cause I am so hyperrr
It was the mochas! Lena's fault
yes, thank you...that's the spirit!
Haha 🙂
Posted by brianafay
So I just went shopping....and on the way almost rear ended someone cause I am so hyperrrIt was the mochas! Lena's fault
omg😢 lol aww sorry😭
Posted by brianafay
So I just went shopping....and on the way almost rear ended someone cause I am so hyperrrIt was the mochas! Lena's fault
omg😢 lol aww sorry😭
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haha never fear.
we should start a mocha addict support group though.
It's kind of inappropriate and insane that we drink these things this much and so late in the afternoon...
I'm so wired right now LOL
tweakin
Posted by brianafay
haha never fear.we should start a mocha addict support group though.
It's kind of inappropriate and insane that we drink these things this much and so late in the afternoon...I'm so wired right now LOL
tweakin
Definitely! Most of my rash decisions are due to coffee binges😛 I'm slowly crashing though right now.
Posted by brianafay
Fuck you. 🙂Awww treetrunk you too —!!
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someone gets it! Haha
fuck you is the new ♥ you, duhhhh
Posted by periperilicious
Y'all faggets 🙂btw its faggOts...
just saying
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Hahaha no, it totally seems less offensive when you use the e instead of the o
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Peri... my dad cant fuck me like yours can...He aiiiiiiiiiiight
Haha ew :/
that didn't go over as expected
You and Orc boy belong together after that one hahaha
OH that's what I forgot to do...I'm gonna write Cappies rule on our little white board on the fridge for my roomie to see.
hahahaha she's gonna be so confused
Posted by brianafay
You and Orc boy belong together after that one hahaha
RONSO BITCH
Posted by brianafay
You and Orc boy belong together after that one hahahaRONSO BITCH
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lol!!!
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Peri... my dad cant fuck me like yours can...He aiiiiiiiiiiight
Tokkerz, you can't troll me.
Come on, I have copies of your battle plans.
We should just be friends again.
We are friends? I dont hold grudges...
and pfft... no-one has a copy of my blue prints mate...
what am I gonna say next then?? HUH?
Sweet! This is why you're my fav Libra.
I do have copies of your blue-prints, fool.
You're gonna say you wuv me 🙂
Oh and...CAPPIEESSSSSSSSSSSSS RULE! 😛
Ease up turbo... baby steps
😛
I wanna e-tussle with someone... I feel like Im losing enemies 😢
Awwwwwww...Haha, I knew you were trying to start shit you little rascal 😛
Don't worry, we can piss off someone if you like.
Maybe some Virgos 😄
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Oh I am so down for some Virgos...they are some relentless little shits.
I like how they all just quote each other and go "LOL!" "+1"
or come back @ you like "you stupid"
Hahaha *shakes head* baby mama dramasss
Posted by ellessque
lol @ she'd slice off my face."TOC, I am going to murder you"
She knows your screen name??
I crack myself up.
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haha, yep they're brutal
We need to make a thread about the zodiac signs as bosses....cause they are all so different
My Scorp boss would explain things to me reeaalllyyy slowwwlllyyy and then stare at me and ask me if I understood...I'd be like yeah yeah...let's move on...then she'd keep staring at me. This stare was like almost offensive... Scared the shit out of me actually. It's like she didn't believe me that I got it and we could move on to the next step.
Then my Gem boss was a condescending fuck. :/
He talked alot. He would explain things really fast (which was fine, I catch on fast, I preferred it over turtle Scorp) but then afterwards he'd be like "got it?" "okay awsum" "you can do it, I believe in you" all fucking annoying like.
Then he'd grab your shoulders or pat your back. Used to CHAFE me ass dude
Posted by Pb
Hey you caca faces...Leave Virgo aloooone!
you are exempt, of course.
*bats eye lashes*
Lol no, quite the opposite.
& we went to his house afterwards cause me and the Leo got him a little cake...and I was coming down with something, feeling really sick and he was really kind to me, trying to take care of me and whatnot.
He's not so bad I guess. Ha 😛
I think it was the alcohol talking after all and he was too embarrassed to apologize or confront me as Jason suggested.
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Dude... I'm watching barbie right now.It's a movie...
lmao
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