The sleep of a worn out sex kitten to you aPP. 🙂
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The sleep of a man with Buffalo Sauce on his lips?
Oh wait... that was you on NYE. 30 times. 30.
30. You counted.
YOU FUCKING FORGOT——??
It's over.
It's over.
Posted by GemsrGalsBestPalsPosted by DazedScorp
How about some AWESOME SAUCE on my lips?
How about I diarrhea on your asshole and then you lick it off?click to expand
Now isn't THIS cute..... does this mean I lose my bet?
ht 6'3
shoe 13
I'll let you tell it
shoe 13
I'll let you tell it
Posted by GemsrGalsBestPalsPosted by DazedScorp
How about some AWESOME SAUCE on my lips?
How about I diarrhea on your asshole and then you lick it off?click to expand
Anyone see anything odd http://www.dxpnet.com/users/user/opinion/message/?id=37; D76w% BA% AF% FB% 7BU% AA% 26r% BE% BC "> here—?
Does this mean I finally have my own stalker?
Posted by TheSultanaPosted by GemsRaGalsBestPalPosted by GemsrGalsBestPalsPosted by DazedScorp
How about some AWESOME SAUCE on my lips?
How about I diarrhea on your asshole and then you lick it off?
Anyone see anything odd http://www.dxpnet.com/users/user/opinion/message/?id=37; D76w% BA% AF% FB% 7BU% AA% 26r% BE% BC "> here—?
Does this mean I finally have my own stalker?
*eyes pop out*
Yea... that b**** is back to stalk u n dazed lulz!!click to expand
Anyone want to tell her that her crazy is showing?
BTW, who wins the bet for the timeline of profile creation? I lose..... I bet 2 days with a 0.5 spread. Fucking hell, shoulda known she was crazier than that....
5'3"
I don't know how to report her. Never had a stalker.... Help?
I think it's cute she spent time making a fake me. She likes me....
I guess while i was out on my date she was busy at home making fake profiles of me.
Poor dear.
Poor dear.
It's GemFire, LadyScorpP..... dumb bitch made a profile that supposed to look like me.
Posted by LadyScorpPPosted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
It's GemFire, LadyScorpP..... dumb bitch made a profile that supposed to look like me.
I hope this shall be sorted out soon enough then, must be terrible for you and just as bad for those whom want to post at this forum 😢click to expand
Ehh.... stupid stuff like this happens all the time. We can go on chitty chatting. I'll just put the bitch on ignore, until she gets deleted.
Thanks! It was a fun day at the beach with girlfriends!
I sometimes don't know how people live hundreds of miles from the ocean. Would kill me!
I sometimes don't know how people live hundreds of miles from the ocean. Would kill me!
I guess that's true... there's just something about the crashing waves I can't get from lakes and rivers.
I do love Houston though because the ocean is an hour south, awesome river floating is an hour and a half west and there's a great lake an hour north. We've got it all! 🙂
Funny.... you'd think I'd have at least ONE water placement in my chart, lol.
I do love Houston though because the ocean is an hour south, awesome river floating is an hour and a half west and there's a great lake an hour north. We've got it all! 🙂
Funny.... you'd think I'd have at least ONE water placement in my chart, lol.
Houston is called the Bayou City! We have TONS of water all around. I dig it.
Truth be told though.... as much as I love to be around water..... I'm effing terrified of natural bodies of water. Like to go far out and be swimming in them. It's a control thing... no way am I getting chomped on by gators or sharks. Nope. Not this girl.
When I'm floating the river I'm typically pretty lit, at least enough not to fear the animals or all the frat boy pee, lol.
Do either of you live somewhere where you float rivers?
Here's some river fun this year.....
Truth be told though.... as much as I love to be around water..... I'm effing terrified of natural bodies of water. Like to go far out and be swimming in them. It's a control thing... no way am I getting chomped on by gators or sharks. Nope. Not this girl.
When I'm floating the river I'm typically pretty lit, at least enough not to fear the animals or all the frat boy pee, lol.
Do either of you live somewhere where you float rivers?
Here's some river fun this year.....
Huh, interesting Ian.
.... houston eh......
Only 5'4 :/
6'2
You would have to deal with a very jealous scorpio woman 😉 I dont think you would want that.
Damn redheads..
Ohh Domzz..she will be asking for your hot mess in a minute too 😛
5' 2"
yes im short
yes im short
I find myself bored of it already. Seriously.
Posted by GemsrGalsBestPalsPosted by BoomShakalakaBoom
You would have to deal with a very jealous scorpio woman 😉 I dont think you would want that.
Hell,I don't care!Lmaoooo all I want is some sex.With a hot Euro guy.Never had me a Euro,uncut,mmmm😉click to expand
Youre about a month late 😄
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Houston is called the Bayou City! We have TONS of water all around. I dig it.
Truth be told though.... as much as I love to be around water..... I'm effing terrified of natural bodies of water. Like to go far out and be swimming in them. It's a control thing... no way am I getting chomped on by gators or sharks. Nope. Not this girl.
When I'm floating the river I'm typically pretty lit, at least enough not to fear the animals or all the frat boy pee, lol.
Do either of you live somewhere where you float rivers?
Here's some river fun this year.....
please tell me you don't drink that water
Posted by everevolvingepithet
It's derp o'clock !!!
Where's Rob Schneider when ya need him ?
🙂
HAHAHHAHA "derp o'clock", I should have set my watch.
Posted by intellectualbratPosted by venusianbull
I find myself bored of it already. Seriously.
You and me both...click to expand
*hoof bump*
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
Will the real GemsRa please stand up! Please stand up!
😛
the girl with the lips. Gems are a gals best pal.
and pal is singular
Yeah, the only place we want our women to be filthy whores is when in bed, with their guy 🙂
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
Yeah I know... I was just playing
Pretty clear who the pyscho is 🙂
pys-cho? are we the cadbury kid again tonight🙂
Posted by STARPISCESWARPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomFucking Retard Jealous Virgo 😉Posted by STARPISCESWAR
5 ft 10 Inch 😏
Midget 🙂click to expand
Jealous of what? Im 6'2 mate, deal with it.
Laters TOC 🙂
Im 6'1.
And my internet-schlong is 10 inches. Take that.
And my internet-schlong is 10 inches. Take that.
Posted by LadyScorpPPosted by enfant_terrible
Im 6'1.
And my internet-schlong is 10 inches. Take that.
:Oclick to expand
Lol, why not... since nodoby has to back up their claims! Hence the term "internet-schlong"... 😉
6ft 4 in 16 stone
5' 2.75"
Most of you girls would be really easy to play with in bed (me being 6'2 😛)
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by venusianbullPosted by everevolvingepithet
It's derp o'clock !!!
Where's Rob Schneider when ya need him ?
🙂
HAHAHHAHA "derp o'clock", I should have set my watch.
I think the derp is sleeping now, all is quiet in DXPtown 🙂click to expand
It's good to let sleeping derps lie. 🙂
Posted by TasteOfChaosssPosted by james tate
6ft 4 in 16 stone
So? You are 6ft. Have a 4 inch cock and you're 16 stone?
click to expand
That's the way I read it!
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Most of you girls would be really easy to play with in bed (me being 6'2 😛)
'Tis the idea.
LOL Kind of a genetic thing, eh? You taller Tarzan, me Jane shorter.
Posted by thecontender
ht 6'3
Posted by 69virgo
6'4..
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
6'2
Posted by enfant_terrible
Im 6'1.click to expand
Thank you!!🙂
Would any of you like a drink?
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