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Stop embarrassing me!!!!!
*starts mixing drinks*
Hey Lena π would you join my table here?
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Hey Lena π would you join my table here?
YES!!π
here you go dazed it's 100% vodka
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Hey Lena π would you join my table here?YES!!π
here you go dazed it's 100% vodka
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And remember..just because I have to look downwards when speaking to you doesnt mean Im staring at your bewbs π
I wish we had gotten to know each other at the supermarket, you being the tiny damsel in distress wanting her food from the too high shelf, and moi the galant tall dude willing to reach it for you π
If it ain't brown, I don't drink it.
I thought you were open-minded enough for trying golden shower once in your life π
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
And remember..just because I have to look downwards when speaking to you doesnt mean Im staring at your bewbs π
lol no worriesπ men's eyes were made to look let them gaze
Jesus my Venus Aries is all over you - I'm gonna have to calm her down
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
I wish we had gotten to know each other at the supermarket, you being the tiny damsel in distress wanting her food from the too high shelf, and moi the galant tall dude willing to reach it for you π
I hit the supermarket in massive heels, so usually I manageπ
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
And remember..just because I have to look downwards when speaking to you doesnt mean Im staring at your bewbs πlol no worriesπ men's eyes were made to look let them gaze
Jesus my Venus Aries is all over you - I'm gonna have to calm her down
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Rawwrrr, a Tequila shot would be perfect for that Venus in Aries..to increase the FIYAHH π
If it ain't brown, I don't drink it.
I thought you were open-minded enough for trying golden shower once in your life π
They're brown if you let it drain front to back...
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I think I'll skip preparing the couscous I was about to..*pukes*
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I hit the supermarket in massive heels, so usually I manageπ
Wouldnt that look like this? π
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Rawwrrr, a Tequila shot would be perfect for that Venus in Aries..to increase the FIYAHH π
hahaπ
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Wouldnt that look like this? π
Just keep staring at the crystal ball and you'll know why π
Shaks!! My lovely tall Virgoπ I have to go to bedπ’ But I'll be backπ
Just keep staring at the crystal ball and you'll know why π
LEO Venusπππ
I like show I went from normal to shameless just cause I found out about your heightπ Night!
I'll make sure that you wake up tomorrow by the smell of a yummy cup of coffee Im going to make you π
Sweet dreams!
TOC π
I havent had caffeine in about a year now, life is so much better without it π
the pure and unadultered truth π
My energy levels went back to when I was about 10 π
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
Mmmmm coffee*drools*
Can wait to get that coffee cup in and around my mouth
coffee cup = dazeds cock
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I thought you were only in it for the cream..
My "morning glory" moment implies other things TOC π
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
Mmmmm coffee*drools*
Can wait to get that coffee cup in and around my mouth
coffee cup = dazeds cock
I have no comeback for this.... which slightly pisses me off
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Dazed would probably use this comeback π
"I know, its hard to think when you got a massive dick in your mouth" π
69 inches to be exact
5'7"
5'7 i do believe
5'5"
TOc wth is that your baby pic or something in your avi?
6'2 and 240lbs. I'm quite the strapping young lad! π
π
He ate his Wheaties.
Posted by Lobo
TOc wth is that your baby pic or something in your avi?NO! Its my MUM you asshole!
π
(I forgot to quote it last time hahaha)
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* looks away... oh :Awkward:
: π’ :
Posted by Lobo
TOc wth is that your baby pic or something in your avi?NO! Its my MUM you asshole!
π
(I forgot to quote it last time hahaha)
* looks away... oh :Awkward:
: π’ :Dude... Wtf?
You can't be hanging shit on my mum when you've got your dad as your Avi...
Gahdahm
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Point taken.....
im 5'7" :/ always wanted to be taller.. and donno about girth but its kind of weird, its thinner at the base but really thick at the...apex like over exaggerated letter V, length 7, and if you look at it from the side its like curved up lol like this -> ) and for some reason the head is pink im always told that its pretty -_- and from my observations its pretty good at finding gspot
5'11''
6'6"
i hate this........ im 19 now and im still 5'2, i hope i reach at least 5'5 i have 1.6 years to get 21.
i want to get tall because i want to became a soldier.. i really love the uniform LOL. and its better if im tall.
5' 3"
5'7"
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Don't smoke and eat a variety of good foods and you should still grow some.Smoking can affect your height?
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It stunts your growth apparently. lol. I stopped growing about 5 years before I started smoking, lol. I have no excuse, except that I am taller than any of the women in my family.
my great grandma- 4' 9"
my grandma- 4' 11"
my mom- 5'0"
my sister- 5' 1"
me- 5' 3"
Yeah, my dad is 5'6" too.
Technically 5' 7 3/4", but since we're rounding up 5'8" and fairly proportioned. I love heels, so I often look more like 5'11"
im 6 foot 3 inches tall and my shoe size is 14....im a huge bitch
5'11"
*goes over next to EleventhSign and stands on tippy-toes*
You think you're really something don't you, tall man? Lol π
Hehe you shrimps π
I'm 5'7....but am only 98 pounds, so I intimidate no one. π’
And I have no boobs. So from the neck down, I look like a weenie boy.
If it ain't brown, I don't drink it.
Anal shit piss after eating an entire box of fiber bars.
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Which one?π
I'm still timid, but omg tall men bring out the worst in me +____+ i can't help it