@Astrobyn
12 Years1,000+ Posts
Imitation Tweets!
guess who i am? Robyn.
Dude, don't half ass my imitation.
"My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now! Oh wait??_ that's not my waiter." ~ Roman
"Bought a bottle of wine for the week"
-GetDazed Saturday morning
"Damn. Arkansas lost. Bottle only lasted a day. #Razorbacksurvivalkit"
-GatDazed saturday night
—It is very hard to flirt with a girl at the drug store who is buying a pregnancy test. I see that now.?? ~ TV
tits or gtho - Exo
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