Is His Wee Small or Big?

I was searching for articles this morning and ran across this one and literally *LOL'D*

I won't post the pic because some of you might be at work so will set it up the way he did...

"is my penis small or big? comment and let me know... please be honest"

http://twitpic.com/1k6zzs

well according to people like satori, size doesn't matter and that lil wee needs lovin too. it's a lil bit taller than my middle finger.

Looks like a geoduck. In its infancy. Poor dude. *smh*

whatEVA!

it looks like a lil volcano at the top

LOL Oh my goodness. I don't think the hedge cleaning helped in this instance.

well at least he's trying to be hygienic. it's a courteous lil wee.

and TOC, i think that wee is biracial. it looks a lil mixed...not sure with what though.

That it is. Very clean. Unfortunately, it doesn't stand up and salute.

Same time, same time *dancing round the board*. So nice, ya said it TWICE! 😄

it's stature challenged VB.

hopefully he's gay. i think a gay guy might not care as much. a woman....wow! i'd be pissed if i was a virgin on my wedding night and married that.

olol. i've been jinxing a lot lately

Dude can't help that he's hung like a gerbil. What I'd like to know is why in the HELL did he need to advertise?

it's a PSA for any potential partners.

i think more men should do it. you get a guy's number and his id on "weecheck.com." to on the site and there in living color and ACTUAL size you can determine if he's worth the effort.

LOL WhangsRus. Yes ladies, prospective mates, you too can check on our varied selection of male members. Come one, come all. Our operators are standing by...

lmao at whangsrus.

i'm shopping in the big kids section!

Ohhhh yeh. I'm definitely cruising the "Adults and UP" section.

bitch please!

you obviously are having trouble with metric conversions. hold out your middle finger. that's the size of that man's wee on-hard.

you are insane! you obviously haven't had good sex yet.

i'm buying you a rabbit for your birthday.

I'd like to be met on all levels. The BRAIN is the biggest erogenous zone out there. It's a culmination of everything. Voice, smell, touch, taste. But definitely engage that brain. A humorous, warm, intelligent human being wins out every time. And his schlong doesn't need to be bruising his kneecaps for that to occur.

Perhaps this young man, in all his unfortunate glory, has an 8" tongue. 😉

yea yea yea, mental and emotional depth and all that crap. that's a given.

it doesn't need to be dragging the floor but i'd be angry after having sex with that. ready to fight or cut somebody for the hell of it.

good sex can last forever!

what are you talking about? they have blue pills for that now. and there's lube for when it gets dusty down there.

LOL tubby, look, I can be just as filthy as the next woman that seriously needs some body rocking naaaasty sheet time. I was simply saying that he didn't need to be Kong Dong to be attractive sexually.

agreed VB but THREE inches isn't even "average."

i don't want to continually have to say "is it in yet?"

😛 i hope you dream of miniature penises

lata

Have a good weekend TOC.

No, it isn't average, I'm not saying I'd jump on the good ship Lilliputian. I like to know a man is there, definitely. Simply illustrating that a good lover is just that.

pfffffft

a lil wee is like a cake without butter. it may do the job but it's empty calories that don't really satisfy a sweet tooth.

i'd cheat if i ended up with one of those and he should encourage it.

LOL Pfffft yourself. I would MUCH prefer a good lover with an average penis rather than some clown who was huge and didn't know what the hell he was doing with it. I know that dude in the link is tiny. Unnaturally so. Looks like a sea cucumber.

i dont want a guy in my esophagus. not saying that at all. someone abusing my insides and not in a good way is a violation of the terms of service. i'm just saying that sex is an integral part of my needs in a relationship so if he is equipment challenged, i can love him as a person but sex would make me miserable and therefore i'm unhappy and if so, what's the point?

i'll just have to invest in a hot gardener.

I agree with that. I'm a highly sexual individual with very real needs. And sex is a very vital part of that. I personally have never come across ( no pun intended der ) someone that small so I can't say what my reaction would be. I can certainly guess though.

Hot gardener? How about a hot man in uniform? Hot man in low slung jeans and a jersey. Oh hell, just a hot guy. 😉

i have VB 😢

i mean the condom was baggy. that should tell ya somethin 😛

so i get what yall are saying but i have seen and slept with one and i am therefore adamantly opposed to teewees.

😢 Baggy condom.

yeah, he seemed shocked by it too. like wow, i guess it's losing weight. jackass 😛

ok VB i gotta finish this up and then take a nap.

ttyl

Have a good one.

*smh* Really does take all kinds to make this crazy world spin. ^

Posted by WinterBorn

he's comparing it soft with a US quarter on a different profile pic.

The quarter won, btw. 😢

LMAO!!!

Damn...thats small man. I remember there was a video i saw that had a man with no cock whatsoever. In fact, it was concave...

I wonder if you guys ever seen the dude with two penis's....

Oh yeah, something a bit off topic, I just found out that if a woman has a period for more than a week then she might have two vigina's...I forgot exactly why but it's been said.

Haven't seen the two membered person. Hmm, flow for over a week might be two vaginas? Or two wombs perhaps, melding into one vagina. The human body is an amazing thing.

The penis is a beautiful thing Seavixen, I agree. And that is one tragic example of one gone horribly awry.

I think they would HAVE to be EXTREMELY good at cunnilingus or it would have to be a no go for sure for them. A lot of women don't even get a lot of pleasure or orgasm from sex alone with an average to large size so you could see how this would be a real dilemma with someone so small. 😢

I know they need pleasure as well and you would hope they would make up for it by being extremely wonderful men to their women and IMO they should make sure and take care of the rest of their body as far as keeping it looking hot and in shape.
Those guys on that Stern video that at least had nice bodies and such would at least have a better chance at a woman than the others that maybe seem like they let themselves go. I know that may even seem shallow but unfortunately that is the way it is in most cases with people.
I have even noticed that myself as I am dating, men want a woman that is in shape and takes care of her body.

Man, I just feel for those men because unfortunately there is nothing they can do about it unless they can afford to do some kind of surgery. They just need to hone up their skills in like every other department I guess.

the quarter pic, does it like suck back up into his body? it's like a dog's wee.

http://twitpic.com/1lo2gh

lol...it really is. one big ball too.

Good GOD, my sons was larger at birth.

That may be the ugliest penis I have ever seen.

Man oh man, this thread is AWESOME! Just AWESOME!

I can laugh about a chick feeling insecure about her small boobs/butt/lips! And not feel like a chaveunist! Three cheers for equality! Yay!

In other words: Be careful, y'all.

I know it's only your opinion, and I respect that, and since that's the case no one should DARE try call me out for being "patronizing" (here's looking at you, Tubby) or "chaveunistic" if I read another thread titled "How can I continue to have my boyfriend suck me out without sucking him off" and I comment about how stupid, controlling and selfish OP sounds.

Just saying.

If dude were boasting about how big his pecker was, I'd understand your laughter. But he was vulnerable... like the swarm of biatches that come on here wanting sympathy and validation for f**king one guy right after another because they were molested at a young age or some such/being in a f**k buddy situation and wanting more but not having the common sense to say anything about it/etc

If you can dish it out you'd damn well better be able to take it, too. Y'all ain't perfect.

Poor dude. Wish I could buy him a beer or something.

Ah well.

Posted by wtf?
people are so unhappy and insecure these days..

but..
as long as there's someone "lower" to look at..

See this guy knows what he's talking about...

2geda, shut it!

go back to the link and read. dude asks for "honest" opinions and that's what you're getting on this thread. now i don't know about the rest of the members but when have i ever been anything but (brutally) honest? has nothing to do with genders. just be real and that wee, is really small.

also keep in mind no one has posted their "honest" opinion on the actual site so obviously his feelings are being spared.

Posted by satori

I agree. Whatever your personal opinion of the pictured man's member, y'all are being horribly insensitive about it.

And the double-standards that NIB mentioned here... Women, imagine if a man here posted a woman's breasts or genitals and ridiculed them. How would that make you feel? Imagine.

ooooh, grip me 😛

this man posted his own genitalia as far as we know. and i clarify the "as far as we know" disclaimer with the FACT that he holds a US quarter next to his flaccid wee as if to show the viewer, "here is my penis to scale." that's not the same as some guy posting pics of his girl's mosquito bites for review.

if i ask if you if the dress i'm wearing is ugly, i don't expect you to compliment me on my color choice. answer the damn question! small or big?

his question, not mine.

ssatori, where is it escaping you that i did not hold this teewee down, shave his man area, take a picture of his man area while "soft" forcing him to hold a quarter next to it to demo the size and then take another picture of his "penis" while erect, then post both pictures on the web and ask the question "is my wee small or big?"

you obviously feel embarrassed for him. why? he posted his wee for review. we are reviewing it. HONESTLY! so i'm not getting your point? am i violating your sensibilities because i reposted something on the internet? if so, i've done that before and that didn't spark outrage.

it's not about a man being huge and hung. but i don't want a man with an engorged clit either. sorry, love doesn't conquer that.

Posted by tubbyscubby
2geda, shut it!

go back to the link and read. dude asks for "honest" opinions and that's what you're getting on this thread. now i don't know about the rest of the members but when have i ever been anything but (brutally) honest? has nothing to do with genders. just be real and that wee, is really small.

also keep in mind no one has posted their "honest" opinion on the actual site so obviously his feelings are being spared.

Tubby dearest,

you are being a heartless b**ch. Plain and simple. Some people are like that and you happen to be one of those people.

The most beautiful, anatomically perfect black girl/woman in the world could be typing behind your words: don't matter.

Your words make you seem curiously ugly inside.

They put in my mind the image of a heartless shrew devoid of sympathy, clinging fiercely to the belief that "not everybody deserves a fair chance in life" because life hasn't handed her the short end of the stick YET.

And no I ain't taking the moral high ground here: I understand your consternation about little d**k having men.

I just don't see why you should poke fun at them. It's a bit like me poking fun at women because they get periods:

it shows you lack understanding of how something so uncontrollably God/Nature given can affect an individual's confidence.

In other words, your sense of humour, at times genuinely funny, is sh**.

Toodle-ooh.

i'm a bitch plain and simple? so that would include every person here who happened to give an honest opinion while poking fun at his poker would it not? so you have effectively called several people bitches, not just me. how characteristically bitchy of you.

likening a small penis to a woman's period is ignorant. likening it to a woman who has an enormously large clit, totally fair. and if men/women in turn commented on how disturbing the woman with the enormously large clit was, so be it.

proponents of small wee's are either women who are dating men with teewees or men that have them.