that is just wrong. mother nature has some 'splainin to do.
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Posted by tubbyscubby
proponents of small wee's are either women who are dating men with teewees or men that have them.
Tubby, the above shows me that you. Are. Ignorant.
End of.
Here's what I interpreted from the above: guys with medium/large d**ks can never have sympathy for men with small d**ks and only women who are dating men with small d**ks actually have sympathy for them.
Narrow-minded bull(sh** and taurus).
And periods, like small d**ks, are bestowed from BIRTH. So although there's the option of surgery for dudes and there's nothing chicks can actually do about periods, I chose to liken the two because both are PERSONAL to their respective genders.
So different medium same confidence smasher, same f**king point.
And my first post remains the same: y'all can laugh all you want. Just don't talk to me when I'm laughing about a chick's short-comings (physical, emotional or mental).
Posted by FeistyAquarianPosted by &2gedanow
Dude.....his wee is like a newborn's. It's funny!! If a guy dropped his pants and I saw that, I'd be like, "Ohh shit, look at that, it's past my curfew..." PLUS, that dude was asking for it. He obviously KNOWS it's small. He probably attempted screwing a girl a few nights earlier and when he, a*hem...entered...she was like "C'mon baby! Put it in!!" That would be so....awkward. And an amusing story to tell later 😉click to expand
I really wish it were funny, Feist. But even though I don't know what it's like to have a d**k that small, I know PAIN.
So laughing isn't something I'm gonna do.
Posted by &2gedanowPosted by tubbyscubby
proponents of small wee's are either women who are dating men with teewees or men that have them.
Tubby, the above shows me that you. Are. Ignorant.
End of.
Here's what I interpreted from the above: guys with medium/large d**ks can never have sympathy for men with small d**ks and only women who are dating men with small d**ks actually have sympathy for them.
Narrow-minded bull(sh** and taurus).
And periods, like small d**ks, are bestowed from BIRTH. So although there's the option of surgery for dudes and there's nothing chicks can actually do about periods, I chose to liken the two because both are PERSONAL to their respective genders.
So different medium same confidence smasher, same f**king point.
And my first post remains the same: y'all can laugh all you want. Just don't talk to me when I'm laughing about a chick's short-comings (physical, emotional or mental).
click to expand
you're an idiot. having a period has no bearing on sexual pleasure. apples and nutsacks.
so uhm, you have a small wee and are requesting that i be empathetic? NO!
dude be real and come down from your hobby horse.
Posted by &2gedanow
I really wish it were funny, Feist. But even though I don't know what it's like to have a d**k that small, I know PAIN.
So laughing isn't something I'm gonna do.
oh and presumptuous pity is better?
you're about to light a candle for the guy and mourning his penis as if he's a deaf, mute, quad with learning disabilities.
HE HAS A SMALL WEE!!! it's obvious. he's measured it for your convenience. you gave you scale with a freakin quarter.
i say that you're the one who lacks depth. maybe he has the most amazing tongue on the planet and has learned to compensate orally so that women like satori will embrace his teeny tiiny thang.
get over yourself. he clearly has as he posted it on the f'ing internet! he also posted it in an article base for syndication which is where i got it!
so get over yourself. your pity is reserved for those who are self-pitying and dude isn't one of those people.
shit, i meant to say it three times for dramatic effect.
GET OVER YOURSELF!
GET OVER YOURSELF!
Posted by tubbyscubbyPosted by &2gedanowPosted by tubbyscubby
you're an idiot. having a period has no bearing on sexual pleasure. apples and nutsacks.
so uhm, you have a small wee and are requesting that i be empathetic? NO!
dude be real and come down from your hobby horse.click to expand
Again, Tubby, you're dense. An unsympathetic doodoo brained dumbass who misses the point completely but talks in circles anyway for the fun of it.
My point isn't sexual pleasure, retard, it's insecurity. Low confidence brought about by something you CANNOT control. Or you're trying to tell me you feel like you can climb mountains during that special time of the month, Tubster?
Anbd are you such a small minded wreck that you cannot possibly FATHOM that a guy (myself) would feel sympathy for another without actually sharing that other's pain?
YOU get off your hobby horse, miss "Not everyone gets a fair chance at life" lol
Posted by tubbyscubbyPosted by &2gedanow
I really wish it were funny, Feist. But even though I don't know what it's like to have a d**k that small, I know PAIN.
So laughing isn't something I'm gonna do.
oh and presumptuous pity is better?
you're about to light a candle for the guy and mourning his penis as if he's a deaf, mute, quad with learning disabilities.
HE HAS A SMALL WEE!!! it's obvious. he's measured it for your convenience. you gave you scale with a freakin quarter.
i say that you're the one who lacks depth. maybe he has the most amazing tongue on the planet and has learned to compensate orally so that women like satori will embrace his teeny tiiny thang.
get over yourself. he clearly has as he posted it on the f'ing internet! he also posted it in an article base for syndication which is where i got it!
so get over yourself. your pity is reserved for those who are self-pitying and dude isn't one of those people.click to expand
I'm convinced you actually don't believe most of what you spew.
Like, for example, him not pitying himself.
But you are beyond reasoning. You just wanna laugh.
Anywho: I ain't saying you shouldn't laugh, Tubby et al.
I'm just saying don't try and stop ME.
Freedom of speech and what not...
I'm just saying don't try and stop ME.
Freedom of speech and what not...
Posted by &2gedanow
My point isn't sexual pleasure, retard, it's insecurity. Low confidence brought about by something you CANNOT control. Or you're trying to tell me you feel like you can climb mountains during that special time of the month, Tubster?
your use of the word "retard" offends people with learning disabilities and those that know and love them. you're such a bitch for being so insensitive.
and can i get a vote on the number of ladies who regard their period as a source of "insecurity?" does your period bring about "low confidence?"
what cave have you resided in? do you presume that women run and hide just because we bleed?
bitches go swimming, skiing, work out, run, jump, play, ride bikes and yes, even HAVE SEX
damnit....
^^while on their period.
you're the dipshit who presumes to laugh at a woman during her period.
you find a period funny? as a source of ridicule? grow up! you probably giggle when you see people kiss too don't you? freak!
^^while on their period.
you're the dipshit who presumes to laugh at a woman during her period.
you find a period funny? as a source of ridicule? grow up! you probably giggle when you see people kiss too don't you? freak!
Posted by tubbyscubbyPosted by &2gedanow
My point isn't sexual pleasure, retard, it's insecurity. Low confidence brought about by something you CANNOT control. Or you're trying to tell me you feel like you can climb mountains during that special time of the month, Tubster?
your use of the word "retard" offends people with learning disabilities and those that know and love them. you're such a bitch for being so insensitive.
and can i get a vote on the number of ladies who regard their period as a source of "insecurity?" does your period bring about "low confidence?"
what cave have you resided in? do you presume that women run and hide just because we bleed?
bitches go swimming, skiing, work out, run, jump, play, ride bikes and yes, even HAVE SEXclick to expand
Ooh, I guess you must have learning difficulties to get offended by my use of "retard", huh?
See what happened there, Tubbs? I've become you and you've become me!
Double-standard-having biotch!
And to the second part of your post I give a hearty "Glad to hear it!" even though it ain't entirely true.
I just don't get why the guy posted the pictures on the net, along with a picture of himself (as in his face).
Why not just go to ask a doctor?
Why not just go to ask a doctor?
Posted by tubbyscubby
damnit....
^^while on their period.
you're the dipshit who presumes to laugh at a woman during her period.
you find a period funny? as a source of ridicule? grow up! you probably giggle when you see people kiss too don't you? freak!
Oh. My. God. Tubby is a loser.
She is a double standard having loser.
But while we're on the subject little d**ks are funny to you?!
Get the f**k outta here with that twisting crap.
Posted by WinterBornPosted by &2gedanow
Your words make you seem curiously ugly inside.
They put in my mind the image of a heartless shrew devoid of sympathy, clinging fiercely to the belief that "not everybody deserves a fair chance in life" because life hasn't handed her the short end of the stick YET.
And no I ain't taking the moral high ground here.
Blah! The Louse Clique will be pleased, grasshoppah!click to expand
lol not taking sides here. Eden showed a pretty distrubing side with saying the things she said to Miss Pisces...
Posted by * Tasha *
Taurus' really are dense as shit though. it's sad.
except elena...b/c she has Aqua moon
And Bella and Venusian. Down to Earth bulls, those
Posted by &2gedanow
Ooh, I guess you must have learning difficulties to get offended by my use of "retard", huh?
See what happened there, Tubbs? I've become you and you've become me!
Double-standard-having biotch!
And to the second part of your post I give a hearty "Glad to hear it!" even though it ain't entirely true.
your inability to recognize sarcasm is scary. but if you feel you scored a point with that one, you should be offended by your use of the word "retarded."
*ahem*
and yes, i find lil wee's funny and judging by the amount of laughter on the thread, most others do as well so yes, we are laughing at the wee-challenged.
Posted by WinterBorn
Blah! The Louse Clique will be pleased, grasshoppah!
ahhhh, that splains the hobby horse
Posted by tubbyscubbyPosted by &2gedanow
Ooh, I guess you must have learning difficulties to get offended by my use of "retard", huh?
See what happened there, Tubbs? I've become you and you've become me!
Double-standard-having biotch!
And to the second part of your post I give a hearty "Glad to hear it!" even though it ain't entirely true.
your inability to recognize sarcasm is scary. but if you feel you scored a point with that one, you should be offended by your use of the word "retarded."
*ahem*
and yes, i find lil wee's funny and judging by the amount of laughter on the thread, most others do as well so yes, we are laughing at the wee-challenged.click to expand
You truly are stupid, Tubby. You truly are. Contradicting yourself right, left and centre and all.
And that wasn't "sarcasm". You weren't being sarcastic. That was an attack. A trap.
Stop lying, you sh**-for-brains-having biotch.
Teehee.
My God. To think you're actually older than me.
*shudders at Tubby's stupidity*
Posted by tubbyscubbyPosted by WinterBorn
Blah! The Louse Clique will be pleased, grasshoppah!
ahhhh, that splains the hobby horseclick to expand
Read, biotch, read.
nope, it was sarcasm.
i know that you're amongst those who believes in convoluted schemes but sometimes things are what they are.
his penis small,
i was being sarcastic,
and you have just become mind-numbingly boring.
you passed judgment on me as if i'm the only one who laughed at the teewee and yet, Fiesty commented, that other chick commented, VB, TOC, Prince, St Patty, etc...all commented and poked fun and yet, you're focusing on me. why is that?
now that's a *real* trap bitch! use it as a guide for your next attempt.
ok folks, the sun is shinin', the weather is sweet...
ciao!
i know that you're amongst those who believes in convoluted schemes but sometimes things are what they are.
his penis small,
i was being sarcastic,
and you have just become mind-numbingly boring.
you passed judgment on me as if i'm the only one who laughed at the teewee and yet, Fiesty commented, that other chick commented, VB, TOC, Prince, St Patty, etc...all commented and poked fun and yet, you're focusing on me. why is that?
now that's a *real* trap bitch! use it as a guide for your next attempt.
ok folks, the sun is shinin', the weather is sweet...
ciao!
Posted by tubbyscubby
nope, it was sarcasm.
i know that you're amongst those who believes in convoluted schemes but sometimes things are what they are.
his penis small,
i was being sarcastic,
and you have just become mind-numbingly boring.
you passed judgment on me as if i'm the only one who laughed at the teewee and yet, Fiesty commented, that other chick commented, VB, TOC, Prince, St Patty, etc...all commented and poked fun and yet, you're focusing on me. why is that?
now that's a *real* trap bitch! use it as a guide for your next attempt.
ok folks, the sun is shinin', the weather is sweet...
ciao!
Tubby...
*sighs at her denseness*
You're the ONLY one who commented on my first post in such a way as to warrant the attacks.
You said I should, if my memory serves me well, hyesh, "shut it".
Which is why, though I don't approve of the others laughing, you're the only one who's getting the full force of my wrath.
I merely highlighted the double-standard most in here have and reserved my right to have such a double standard without being called a chaveu in future posts.
So thank you for... whatever it was that transpired between us.
It was... revealing.
*farts on the way out of thread*
Posted by wtf?Posted by Hairitic
i'd get to the point and stick it in her mouth, what she deserves for being demanding.
she likes it too dont you tubby
lol..
you are percepfuntive (—) UDG..click to expand
not on the sabbath 😛
post...
Posted by &2gedanowPosted by tubbyscubby
you passed judgment on me as if i'm the only one who laughed at the teewee and yet, Fiesty commented, that other chick commented, VB, TOC, Prince, St Patty, etc...all commented and poked fun and yet, you're focusing on me. why is that?
Tubby...
*sighs at her denseness*
You're the ONLY one who commented on my first post in such a way as to warrant the attacks.
You said I should, if my memory serves me well, hyesh, "shut it".
Which is why, though I don't approve of the others laughing, you're the only one who's getting the full force of my wrath.
your first post...
Posted by &2gedanow
I know it's only your opinion, and I respect that, and since that's the case no one should DARE try call me out for being "patronizing" (here's looking at you, Tubby) or "chaveunistic" if I read another thread titled "How can I continue to have my boyfriend suck me out without sucking him off" and I comment about how stupid, controlling and selfish OP sounds.click to expand
the point...
have some integrity because whether it's clear to you or to them, i know exactly what you're about.
if you're going to start the game, don't complain when i finish it and in this case...
*oops, i sunk your battleship*
*nap time*...why does the sun make one sleepy?
*yawns*
@biteMYcherry its okay i deserve to get laughed at . its pretty pathetic. dont feel bad. lol
9:15 PM May 5th via web in reply to biteMYcherry
more tweets from the teewee for the DXP "Cross Bearers When It's Convenient Society" are at the following link. where homeboy's goods may look like a deformity, it's not and anyone making the assertion to prove their "holier than thou" stance only proves her/himself a fool.
this argument implies that any wee/clit that is not "average" is deformed. thus, an 11-inch wee would also be a deformity would it not? a woman with an abnormally large/small clitoris would also be deformed correct? we should take pity on big wees too because they can't help that God gave them enormous schlongs? anyhoo...
http://twitter.com/kcolon112
this was posted on the web for a reason so for those with a sense of humor, kudos to you as the owner of this pitifully small wee obviously has one as well.
@biteMYcherry its okay i deserve to get laughed at . its pretty pathetic. dont feel bad. lol
9:15 PM May 5th via web in reply to biteMYcherry
more tweets from the teewee for the DXP "Cross Bearers When It's Convenient Society" are at the following link. where homeboy's goods may look like a deformity, it's not and anyone making the assertion to prove their "holier than thou" stance only proves her/himself a fool.
this argument implies that any wee/clit that is not "average" is deformed. thus, an 11-inch wee would also be a deformity would it not? a woman with an abnormally large/small clitoris would also be deformed correct? we should take pity on big wees too because they can't help that God gave them enormous schlongs? anyhoo...
http://twitter.com/kcolon112
this was posted on the web for a reason so for those with a sense of humor, kudos to you as the owner of this pitifully small wee obviously has one as well.
Anaconda. And where d'ya think THAT is going? I don't think so. *smh*
lol @ "knee shooter"
agreed VB and for myself, i don't was an 11 inch or a 3 inch. both are violations of the terms of service.
agreed VB and for myself, i don't was an 11 inch or a 3 inch. both are violations of the terms of service.
Me too neither. Ye gads.
i submitted that to wiki
Do you mean here, or in a PM. Don't think you can in PM.
wow i never thought my penis would have so much controversy... Yes i am the kid from the twitter pic... I will prove it anyway u want... any questions?
LMAO! The e-god wouldn't be kind enough to bestow such an awesome gift. Whomever you are, nice try but all that has been said was said. If he is you, you should have ?s.
Ciao!
Ciao!
do u want me to take a pic nude holding a sign with ur name on it? or i can just tweet u from that account 🙂
and it does get a little bigger then 3 inches lol so any suggestions on what u girls want to see?
ahahaha !
A newspaper with a sign would be awesome but no, I don't need any further visuals. Did you get the answer to your original question?
yes, I have questions
do u know the reason for ur condition? the reason why i never seen my penis head is because i have phimosis
was it any stated in thread? don't understand the question.
did any one turn u away b'cuz of it? YES
so ur cool with displaying ur junk for criticism? I really don't care. I obviously don't get much play soo i will take whatever i can get...
or do u honestly want opinions on it? Both...
I will post a pic in a little while to prove who i am... 🙂
do u know the reason for ur condition? the reason why i never seen my penis head is because i have phimosis
was it any stated in thread? don't understand the question.
did any one turn u away b'cuz of it? YES
so ur cool with displaying ur junk for criticism? I really don't care. I obviously don't get much play soo i will take whatever i can get...
or do u honestly want opinions on it? Both...
I will post a pic in a little while to prove who i am... 🙂
Posted by TasteOfChaos
I want him to prove it!
How the hell did you come across dxp?
googled the link to the pic i posted on twitter and this thread came up...
i have been shut down after them seeing my penis about 5 times... i have had sex with 3 diffrent girls... i guess i should move over seas cause almost every guy is uncircumcised over there... BUt they dont have phimosis..
also im still trying to figure out what kind of forum/website this is... lol i don't get it.. lol
We're all rather partial to Ians' man business here. Whether we've seen it or not. 😛
Oh, dare I dream it's a joke?
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Dont be mean Ian!!
Anyway, I have a feeling this is a joke anyway...
well what do you want me to do to prove its not a joke?? oh and to tubbys comment like on the first page.. yes i am bi racial i am half puerto rican and irish...
Posting your junk is never a good idea. *shifty eyes* Never leave a paper trail.
Posted by TasteOfChaos
I dont know, but I dont think posting your junk is a good idea...
why not everybody already seen it.. maybe a girl might like it 🙂
Posted by venusianbull
Posting your junk is never a good idea. *shifty eyes* Never leave a paper trail.
well obviously my name is not joe lol and that is not my real face pic on twitter... no paper trail lol
yeah i can get it done... specially since i have phimosis its a medical condition and insurance will pay for most of it ... do u think i should? i mean i know it looks weird. im 29
this is me pretty much 99 percent erect 
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Well, thankfully I am at work and cant see that pic...
Hahaha
Its too early in the morning for dick pics!
early? where r u from?
Australia?!?! lol
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