LadyNeptune, stop shitting on my threads...

...or else I will marry you!

😢

plus if you marry her, you will spite gemitati

Posted by firebunny
...or else I will marry you!

😢

isn't she with a gemini guy? sheeeesh.

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Will she move in with your mum too, or will your mum move in with her?

Depends on whom his mom is banging. If it’s a teenager - I am sure she moves in with!

Posted by HearttofTopaz

Posted by Awesomeyo

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Will she move in with your mum too, or will your mum move in with her?

Hey you, how about we both move in together? *wink *wink

I can dig you a grave in the backyard if that’s what you mean

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Make sure how deep it must be by your township standards. We buried dog once! Haven’t sighed dip enough...

Posted by hydorah
plus if you marry her, you will spite gemitati

I am all yours darling! No one can match your dot cum! 😘

Posted by DeleterNerd
Youre all helping me write my future vows.

Can we use swear words? That’ll be easier...like after our first fuck my cock was lounging for you so my balls hurt...(an example)

Posted by Pastry_Index
i love threads like this

it’s one of those let’s pretend dxpers have options threads

I've never done anything illegal and I didn't go to drug rehab.

#loser

Posted by DeleterNerd

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Will she move in with your mum too, or will your mum move in with her?

His mum will walk him down the isle and give him away.

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I think they are a packaged deal.