@soap
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haha because i was trying to figure out how to delete topics.
Im an aries, haha.
the star sign ?
no! haha thats just weird. like I look at women,and i wouldnt see them doing that.
yes they do, but i dont see them going around ripping them off like i do guys .
like the worst thing would be laying in bed with a chick and then she rips a big smelly fart and then throws the blanks over your head.
I think I would die...lmao
Posted by soap
Im an aries, haha.ok, so you like womens farts?
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That's quite a leap!
haha thank god no i havnt had a girl do that yet....
alright never mind....
lmao i just pictured some guy with his arm around his girlfriend, and then she leans to the side and farts, and he just stares at her. . omg
lol I know,the pictures I get from this stuff cracks up me up!
haha, yea thats true... alright so a better question would be is what would you guys do if a women farted like in your face when your sleeping, or the fart cup, or a blanks over that head.
lmao!
good idea mr nice im going to ask guys what they would do if a women farted on them. haha
dude I had a gf that rip one on me.... i was so pissed like wtf!!! thats sick.
so later that night ....lol nevermind/
Posted by soap
haha, yea thats true... alright so a better question would be is what would you guys do if a women farted like in your face when your sleeping, or the fart cup, or a blanks over that head.No that would gross, I drew a mustache on my ex girlfriend when she was asleep and then put her most expensive high heel shoes in the freezer for a joke but she was none to impressed the nextday.
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lmao really thats funny. shoes in the freeze.hahah
I'd just laugh when a girl farts. I mom does it all the time. Its nothing. The cool thing is though. Her farts don't stink at all.
Awwwwwwww. And really. Farts are hilarious. Farts are natural. Farts are ( thank you Carlin ) shit without the mess. Bath time would not be the same without making your own jacuzzi. The smell is just a bonus. And I am about to choke I am laughing so hard.
alright alright women farting is funny ..... just the thing i dont like is that they smelll so bad! because they bottle them up for so long.
its like damn!!!
Posted by Amandus
I'd just laugh when a girl farts. I mom does it all the time. Its nothing. The cool thing is though. Her farts don't stink at all.lol
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*sigh* I just typed in "I mom." Argh.
***My Mom..
LOL Like yours wouldn't peel the emulsion clean off the wall. HA HA HA HA. 😛
Awww it's okay Jase. And I know what you mean, I can't stand typos.
hey vb i use mine a paint remover thank you very much 😛
My own, just to clarify. I just fill in the blanks with everyone else, but for me? Oooooo.
Pull the other one soap. You have a Mexican burrito feast with beans and fixings and let fly. Job sorted. 😄
hahah, yea I just you cound say that 😛
Mwahahahaa. 😛
Actually I would cease what I was doing, laugh and make a joke. Might be a mood squasher, but ohhh not for loooong. 😉 Shit literally happens. LOL Humor and fun in the bedroom RULE.
LOL
LMAO!
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Alright,look here.....I got a question for everyone.
Guys this ones for you.... are you guys like disgusted when a lady fart's?
lady's are you more lady like or do you girls like to rip them just as much as guys....
The reason I ask this is because some of my lady friends last night at there dorm were talking about this....
personally I find it very weird and idk.. its a guy's thing not so much a lady's thing....