Riddle Me This...

A father and son are in a car accident. The father dies instantly. The boy, in critical condition, is rushed to the nearest hospital for emergency surgery.

The surgeon looks at the child aghast and says, "I can't operate on him! He's my own son!"

haha

You know the answer because you've heard this before, or you just know? If its the former, than ya, let someone else answre.

How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?

lol TV.


Yes, MM 🙂

Two girls are born on the same day, in the same hospital, at the same date, in the same year, at the same time, to the same parents, but they are not twins, how?

Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

Posted by MsPisces.
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

Johnny

Posted by libra sun
Two girls are born on the same day, in the same hospital, at the same date, in the same year, at the same time, to the same parents, but they are not twins, how?

They're quadruplets.

Posted by libra sun

Posted by MsPisces.
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

Johnny

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No way! lol You googled that one.

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?

Posted by MsPisces.

Posted by libra sun

Posted by MsPisces.
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

Johnny

No way! lol You googled that one.

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lol didnt honestly, i do love riddles though, and yes you were correct on mine 🙂

I think the answer is none of them but give mea minute to work out why lol

Neither are. The accountant is his sister.

Sexist fuckers! Haha

Posted by Morningmist12
The accountant was female.

Thats the one!

😉 Mm.

What is it?

All poor people have it
Wealthy people need it
And if you eat it, you will die!

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
Nothing/


😄

correct 🙂

What do you call a black man flying an aeroplane?

Posted by Morningmist12
What is it that someone has to take before you can get it?

temperature??

Once upont a time, at a perfect Christmas party, there was a perfect meeting between a perfect man and a perfect woman. They went on a perfect date, and after a perfect courtship, they celebrated a perfect wedding. Their life together was - of course - perfect.

Then, one snowy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a steep winding road. They noticed a man at the side of the road calling for help. Of course - being the perfect couple - they stopped to see if they could help.

There, at the side of the road, stood father Christmas, with a huge sack full of toys. The perfect couple - not wanting to destroy the magic of Christmas - bundles Father Christmas and his sack into their car, and drove off to start delivering the presents.

The driving conditions were poor, and only ten minutes down the road there was a serious car accident. Unfortunately, only one of the occupants survived.

Who was the survivor?

The puppy in one of the boxes.

it was his mother.

Kai, riddl eme thise:

I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.I have a long neck, but no head.I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy as can be

@Claire, you're on it girl! 🙂

Posted by Claire

Posted by chinesecheese
it was his mother.

Kai, riddl eme thise:

I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.I have a long neck, but no head.I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy as can be

A neatly decapitated centipede. (With a long neck). 🙂

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nopezors! A centipede actually has a VERY small neck.

Posted by chinesecheese

I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.I have a long neck, but no head.I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy as can be

I know the "right" answer to this riddle but the riddle itself is flawed.

I don't know many riddles but I like trying to figure them out. Anyone have more?

Posted by Pesca2
what is pink and lies at the bottom of the ocean.......😛

Patrick!

He lives under the rock next to the pineapple...