Men, when do you start farting in front of a woman?

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Posted by Gobby

My worst experience, with a woman, was during my first date with an Aussie Sag. She let off a stink bomb, within the first 15 minutes of us meeting. And then she had the audacity to think that I'd still want to have sex with her after the date!

I made some lame excuse, parted ways, walked a few blocks to the pub where my friend was drinking and had a couple of pints with him instead...


LMAO!!!! That's so disgusting!!! I don't see how anyone could think this was ok.
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Posted by Gobby

Never, if you can help it...

So you hold it in indefinitely?

Well, excusing yourself and going somewhere more discreet always helps...

What if it’s so loud it can be heard anywhere?
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I've never farted in front of a chick, and if I need to I'll completely muffle the sound in a remote location....but if ever there's even a potential leak, I have a rare talent where I can instantly find a nearby object to mimic the exact sound...

I think all the blood rushing to my face from embarrassment puts my brain in a state of hyper-awareness where time seems to slow down....I survey the room and will find the right drawer to slam, a cabinet door with a squeaky hinge, a half-empty bottle of lotion to squeeze, rub my arm against the glass shower door, etc...I zero in on the right object in like 1/2 a second and create a perfect replica with the exact same pitch/volume/etc....if I can't find the right instrument, I might fall/tumble onto the floor and knock some shit over, making a loud enough noise to effectively cancel out the escaped sound waves, and distract and/or frighten my target...
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Gobby

My worst experience, with a woman, was during my first date with an Aussie Sag. She let off a stink bomb, within the first 15 minutes of us meeting. And then she had the audacity to think that I'd still want to have sex with her after the date!

I made some lame excuse, parted ways, walked a few blocks to the pub where my friend was drinking and had a couple of pints with him instead...

LMAO!!!! That's so disgusting!!! I don't see how anyone could think this was ok.
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What’s disgusting about drinking with friend?