@Gemitati
11 Years25,000+ Posts
Witty sayings
They call it a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistie’ Is hard to spell...😂
Hahahahaha
Ayyy lmao
129% of people exaggerate.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
😀
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Well I see you've been calling someone else Mum so I'm not too happy
😀🤓
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Well I see you've been calling someone else Mum so I'm not too happy
😀🤓
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Mum, I was referring to you
You’re the good mum, remember?
😛
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Well I see you've been calling someone else Mum so I'm not too happy
😀🤓
Mum, I was referring to you
You’re the good mum, remember?
😛
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Haha.....God help the bad Mum lol
Which thread?
Mum, have you read my new thread?
I haven’t just read it - I’ve posted a few witty sayings there!🤦♀️
Mum, have you read my new thread?
I haven’t just read it - I’ve posted a few witty sayings there!🤦♀️
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I'm the mum......not you 👹
Lol
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Well I see you've been calling someone else Mum so I'm not too happy
😀🤓
Mum, I was referring to you
You’re the good mum, remember?
😛
Haha.....God help the bad Mum lol
Which thread?
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Should we just come out and tell him we’ve got him at SPCA? 🤷♀️
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Well I see you've been calling someone else Mum so I'm not too happy
😀🤓
Mum, I was referring to you
You’re the good mum, remember?
😛
Haha.....God help the bad Mum lol
Which thread?
Should we just come out and tell him we’ve got him at SPCA? 🤷♀️
click to expand
Poor Bunny
Imagine having a Scorpio AND Gemini mother 😱
May the Saints preserve his poor soul 😇
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Well I see you've been calling someone else Mum so I'm not too happy
😀🤓
Mum, I was referring to you
You’re the good mum, remember?
😛
Haha.....God help the bad Mum lol
Which thread?
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The one about break up, mum
@_@
Mum, have you read my new thread?
I haven’t just read it - I’ve posted a few witty sayings there!🤦♀️
I'm the mum......not you 👹
Lol
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Excuse moi...me and hydorah are THE parents! And it’ll stay like that!!!👿
You can be an...aunt...or much older sister...💡
Mum, have you read my new thread?
I haven’t just read it - I’ve posted a few witty sayings there!🤦♀️
I'm the mum......not you 👹
Lol
Excuse moi...me and hydorah are THE parents! And it’ll stay like that!!!👿
You can be an...aunt...or much older sister...💡
click to expand
I've been demoted
Feeling utterly 💔
😢😥😭😪😓
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Well I see you've been calling someone else Mum so I'm not too happy
😀🤓
Mum, I was referring to you
You’re the good mum, remember?
😛
Haha.....God help the bad Mum lol
Which thread?
Should we just come out and tell him we’ve got him at SPCA? 🤷♀️
Poor Bunny
Imagine having a Scorpio AND Gemini mother 😱
May the Saints preserve his poor soul 😇
click to expand
He is the luckiest mtfkr if all!
And please spare Saints a headache! 😇
Mum, have you read my new thread?
I haven’t just read it - I’ve posted a few witty sayings there!🤦♀️
I'm the mum......not you 👹
Lol
Excuse moi...me and hydorah are THE parents! And it’ll stay like that!!!👿
You can be an...aunt...or much older sister...💡
I've been demoted
Feeling utterly 💔
😢😥😭😪😓
click to expand
It’s a blessing! Trust me. You’ll be alright...🤝
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by...
😀
Watching a movie with my man tonight.
Can you recommend a good man?
Who checked up on you today?
Exactly! Worry about your damn self!
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Well I see you've been calling someone else Mum so I'm not too happy
😀🤓
Mum, I was referring to you
You’re the good mum, remember?
😛
Haha.....God help the bad Mum lol
Which thread?
Should we just come out and tell him we’ve got him at SPCA? 🤷♀️
Poor Bunny
Imagine having a Scorpio AND Gemini mother 😱
May the Saints preserve his poor soul 😇
Imagine having two mums? Lots of opportunities to try on their clothes. 😊
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Spoilt for choice 💃🏼👗👙👛
Mum, have you read my new thread?
Well I see you've been calling someone else Mum so I'm not too happy
😀🤓
Mum, I was referring to you
You’re the good mum, remember?
😛
Haha.....God help the bad Mum lol
Which thread?
Should we just come out and tell him we’ve got him at SPCA? 🤷♀️
Poor Bunny
Imagine having a Scorpio AND Gemini mother 😱
May the Saints preserve his poor soul 😇
Imagine having two mums? Lots of opportunities to try on their clothes. 😊
click to expand
I thought YOU would wear my clothes🤦♀️I have them all washed and pressed...😉
Gemititty-Gemitati
you’ve gone batty
M
You don’t know what ‘witty’ means do you? 🤔
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I'm expensive
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They call it a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistie’ Is hard to spell...😂