firebunny
@firebunny
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mine tastes like carbonara sauce
I didnt but Gemitati castigated me for being such a prude so I tasted it. It tastes good.
They say it's normal so I should taste it. Everyone does it.
does it taste better than ands' ?
Posted by hydorahGot em
does it taste better than ands' ?
Posted by hydorahI will never know. *shrugs*
does it taste better than ands' ?
I dont wanna taste his. Not even his hotdog. For that'd be incest! @_@
Posted by firebunnyNo they don't
They say it's normal so I should taste it. Everyone does it.
Men are babies and are too scared for that sample tasting
Lol
Posted by xkraftI couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
I can't.
Posted by firebunnyYeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.Posted by xkraftI couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
I can't.click to expand
Posted by MyStarsShineIf it wasnt for Gemitati, I'd never know. But on the positive side, I can say "no you dont need to swallow it like it's some shot of beer. come, give me your pasta."Posted by firebunnyNo they don't
They say it's normal so I should taste it. Everyone does it.
Men are babies and are too scared for that sample tasting
Lolclick to expand
Posted by LadyNeptuneSo what should I say then?Posted by firebunnyYeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.Posted by xkraftI couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
I can't.click to expand
Posted by firebunnywe're eating in tonightPosted by LadyNeptuneSo what should I say then?Posted by firebunnyYeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.Posted by xkraftI couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
I can't.
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Posted by firebunnyNothing sexual or anything about how you consume your own bodily fluids.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo what should I say then?Posted by firebunnyYeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.Posted by xkraftI couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
I can't.
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Tell them you bi.
Ask about their interests, work, goals, etc.
Posted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Posted by TheRabbitTasting like bacon would be dangerous around me. I’d forget myself and get a little teethy...
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Posted by LadyNeptuneWill never talk about my cum? You're saying it's better if she discovers it by surprise? Maybe I should tell her my favorite fruit is pineapple to lead her on?Posted by firebunnyNothing sexual or anything about how you consume your own bodily fluids.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo what should I say then?Posted by firebunnyYeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.Posted by xkraftI couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
I can't.
Tell them you bi.
Ask about their interests, work, goals, etc.click to expand
Posted by TheRabbitUmmm doesnt change anything.Posted by firebunnyFalse. Bacon, usually pancetta or guanciale, is absolutely part of the sauce.Posted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.click to expand
Posted by firebunnyUnless your paying her, she’s not gonna suck your dick on the first date. Your safe.Posted by LadyNeptuneWill never talk about my cum? You're saying it's better if she discovers it by surprise? Maybe I should tell her my favorite fruit is pineapple to lead her on?Posted by firebunnyNothing sexual or anything about how you consume your own bodily fluids.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo what should I say then?Posted by firebunnyYeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.Posted by xkraftI couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
I can't.
Tell them you bi.
Ask about their interests, work, goals, etc.click to expand
I mean, bacon's salty just like cheese. The only difference is that cheese is sweet. My cum tastes kinda sweet so the cheese is really a factor. Bacon doesnt change much.
Posted by LadyNeptuneIm not paying her no no. I'll just tell her, hey I eatpineapple!Posted by firebunnyUnless your paying her, she’s not gonna suck your dick on the first date. Your safe.Posted by LadyNeptuneWill never talk about my cum? You're saying it's better if she discovers it by surprise? Maybe I should tell her my favorite fruit is pineapple to lead her on?Posted by firebunnyNothing sexual or anything about how you consume your own bodily fluids.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo what should I say then?Posted by firebunnyYeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.Posted by xkraftI couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
I can't.
Tell them you bi.
Ask about their interests, work, goals, etc.click to expand
well done firebunny, girls will be impressed because only a true gentleman would taste his semen before feeding it to the ladies
Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.click to expand
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
Posted by TheRabbitwith a side of #tossedsalad
Have you considered a bunch of line cooks just busted nuts all over a plate of pasta and told you it was carbonara when it was served to you?
Posted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
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Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
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Posted by tctaoIm such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
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Posted by firebunnyWhy don't you cook?Posted by tctaoIm such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
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Aren't you in your 30s?
Posted by firebunnywhatever - it will only take 30 seconds for Gemitati to suck you off - bacon or no baconPosted by tctaoIm such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
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I dont think semen could taste like bacon unlessyou're saying it's crunchy.
Im talking about the liquid sauce.
And I dont have to be too pedantic to describe the taste of my semen.
Im talking about the liquid sauce.
And I dont have to be too pedantic to describe the taste of my semen.
Posted by MyStarsShineI've always planned. I just didnt have the time. It will be my new year's resolution. But as I say to my mum, let me choose the dish as it's 85% guaranteed it tastes good.Posted by firebunnyWhy don't you cook?Posted by tctaoIm such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
Aren't you in your 30s?
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Posted by nanoWow....really?Posted by MyStarsShineMost men can't cook. Especially American men.Posted by firebunnyWhy don't you cook?Posted by tctaoIm such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
Aren't you in your 30s?
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Why is that Nano? 😕
Anyway, I was saying it tastes LIKE, not it tastes EXACTLY LIKE. Know the difference.
Posted by nanoSo what do they do when they want to eat? Eat out ?Posted by MyStarsShineI don't know, they are just completely incompetent in the kitchen.. they don't want to learn, they don't think its their task. They have no interest.Posted by nanoWow....really?Posted by MyStarsShineMost men can't cook. Especially American men.Posted by firebunnyWhy don't you cook?Posted by tctaoIm such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
Aren't you in your 30s?
Why is that Nano? 😕
I taught my aqua ex to make 1 meal and it's the only thing he still makes to this day LOL.
My European gem is an excellent cook and he cooks for us every night 😊 he loves to. I got luckyclick to expand
Don't their parents teach them? Our kid could cook meals by the age of 14
Posted by TheRabbitThat is so strange. I was taught to cook at age 13 both at school and by my mumPosted by nanoHonestly most American women can't cook either. Unless they are Boomers or older Gen X.Posted by MyStarsShineMost men can't cook. Especially American men.Posted by firebunnyWhy don't you cook?Posted by tctaoIm such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
Aren't you in your 30s?
My trainer was telling me she had to tell grown men and women how to cook basic meals. Literally they couldn't cook chicken breasts.click to expand
What is going on there ? 😕
Posted by nanoLolPosted by MyStarsShineYea I know many men who just eat out every night, especially single men.Posted by nanoSo what do they do when they want to eat? Eat out ?Posted by MyStarsShineI don't know, they are just completely incompetent in the kitchen.. they don't want to learn, they don't think its their task. They have no interest.Posted by nanoWow....really?Posted by MyStarsShineMost men can't cook. Especially American men.Posted by firebunnyWhy don't you cook?Posted by tctaoIm such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
Aren't you in your 30s?
Why is that Nano? 😕
I taught my aqua ex to make 1 meal and it's the only thing he still makes to this day LOL.
My European gem is an excellent cook and he cooks for us every night 😊 he loves to. I got lucky
Don't their parents teach them? Our kid could cook meals by the age of 14click to expand
It's so easy to do....what is in the water over there? 😛
I taught my son how to cook but my Leo boy married a Virgo who doesn't cook
Posted by TheRabbitWowPosted by nanoTrainer was saying if she told them to cook chicken breasts they'd run to the store and buy a couple rotisserie chickens instead.Posted by TheRabbitSeriously, a chicken breast. Most of the women I know down south can cook, even to a small extent. My sister happens to be not one of them, she's the only person who I know who can barely make a bowl of cereal.Posted by nanoHonestly most American women can't cook either. Unless they are Boomers or older Gen X.Posted by MyStarsShineMost men can't cook. Especially American men.Posted by firebunnyWhy don't you cook?Posted by tctaoIm such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.Posted by firebunnyur #cluelessPosted by tctaoI was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.Posted by firebunnyBacon is a main ingredient in carbonaraPosted by TheRabbitEgg and cheese yes.
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
Aren't you in your 30s?
My trainer was telling me she had to tell grown men and women how to cook basic meals. Literally they couldn't cook chicken breasts.
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Cooking is such a fundamental part of life to me.....I cook every day and always have
I know you like it too Rabbit.....did your parents teach you when you were growing up ?
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