Mr. DXP Troll King 2018 - Applications Thread

*Open for males only.

*Gender-fluid and bisexual men may apply. Homosexuals are not - you don't want to be crowned a king, do you?

*No females - for obvious reasons.

*Applications begin today and will close on July 28, 2018 @ 11:59 PM, Hong Kong Time (+8).

*I need three judges. Applications will run for the same period as contestants. Females and homosexuals may apply.

*Question for applicants: "What is wrong but likable about DXP?"

*Question for judges: "Do you think Nikkistar is a troll? Why or why not?"

Posted by hihello

Posted by firebunny

*Question for applicants: "What is wrong but likable about DXP?"

Wrong = waste of time.

likable = You can take a dump here anytime you want.

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Application approved. You're now a contestant.

you forgot transmen, bunny

Why the gay hate?

Can you stop using other people to stay relevant?

JFC, why do all the moronic degenerates always have to bring up my name?

Posted by GemLover

I was trying hard to avoid this thread as much as possible but I think Nikki and that user above me are pretty much the same.

This will be the first time I acknowledge your bitch ass in almost two years. Stop bringing up my fucking name, you sub-par neanderthal. I give ZERO shits about you to the point I ignore you.

You're passive aggressive antics are obnoxious and border on something you would see from a juvenile. Go masturbate to foot fetish porn.

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by GemLover

I was trying hard to avoid this thread as much as possible but I think Nikki and that user above me are pretty much the same.

This will be the first time I acknowledge your bitch ass in almost two years. Stop bringing up my fucking name, you sub-par neanderthal. I give ZERO shits about you to the point I ignore you.

You're passive aggressive antics are obnoxious and border on something you would see from a juvenile. Go masturbate to foot fetish porn.

*your

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I'm going to send you a pineapple pizza to your gym.

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by GemLover

I was trying hard to avoid this thread as much as possible but I think Nikki and that user above me are pretty much the same.

This will be the first time I acknowledge your bitch ass in almost two years. Stop bringing up my fucking name, you sub-par neanderthal. I give ZERO shits about you to the point I ignore you.

You're passive aggressive antics are obnoxious and border on something you would see from a juvenile. Go masturbate to foot fetish porn.

*your

I'm going to send you a pineapple pizza to your gym.

Can't we all just agree THIS is wrong?

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What the ever loving shit is strawberries doing on a pizza?

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by GemLover

I was trying hard to avoid this thread as much as possible but I think Nikki and that user above me are pretty much the same.

This will be the first time I acknowledge your bitch ass in almost two years. Stop bringing up my fucking name, you sub-par neanderthal. I give ZERO shits about you to the point I ignore you.

You're passive aggressive antics are obnoxious and border on something you would see from a juvenile. Go masturbate to foot fetish porn.

*your

I'm going to send you a pineapple pizza to your gym.

Can't we all just agree THIS is wrong?

What the ever loving shit is strawberries doing on a pizza?

IKR?

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That's up there with the banana pizza, man.

Posted by hydorah

you forgot transmen, bunny

Yes, transmen are allowed. 🙂

As a matter of fact, nikkistar may apply coz she has a dick and it's larger than DJ's.

Posted by hihello

So did I win or not?

Not yet. Applications run until July 28.

I think technically, nikkistar is a transwoman bunny.

Transmen are more like emhendo