MY OFFICEMATE HAS A PET PLANT

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you should get a pet plant too bunny. Maybe a flower.

you could call it "and's dick"

This way you could smell and's dick every morning

take care of and's dick when you need to blow off steam

and's dick would make you happy every day
if your pet plant has a very potent smell, you could carry the smell of and's dick on yourself for most of the day too!
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Posted by hydorah
Posted by hydorah
you should get a pet plant too bunny. Maybe a flower.

you could call it "and's dick"

This way you could smell and's dick every morning

take care of and's dick when you need to blow off steam

and's dick would make you happy every day
if you pet plant has a very potent smell, you could carry the smell of and's dick on yourself for most of the day too!
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hydorah, there are minors in this site.

Behave. 🙂
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The beach is a zone of uncertainty
@hydorah
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Comments: 5363 · Posts: 19122 · Topics: 151
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Posted by hydorah
Posted by hydorah
you should get a pet plant too bunny. Maybe a flower.

you could call it "and's dick"

This way you could smell and's dick every morning

take care of and's dick when you need to blow off steam

and's dick would make you happy every day
if you pet plant has a very potent smell, you could carry the smell of and's dick on yourself for most of the day too!
hydorah, there are minors in this site.

Behave. 🙂
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you liked this, admit it

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Posted by hydorah
Posted by firebunny
Posted by hydorah
Posted by hydorah
you should get a pet plant too bunny. Maybe a flower.

you could call it "and's dick"

This way you could smell and's dick every morning

take care of and's dick when you need to blow off steam

and's dick would make you happy every day
if you pet plant has a very potent smell, you could carry the smell of and's dick on yourself for most of the day too!
hydorah, there are minors in this site.

Behave. 🙂
you liked this, admit it

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No.