Official Random Thread (Page 3)

Ohhhhh, SWEET.

Mmm, what do I have put up? Still have strawberry preserves, at least 20 pints of concord jelly, bread and butter pickles, garlic kosher dills. Et all the ketchup, BBQ and spaghetti sauce. Hmmm. Black raspberries and peaches aren't on yet. I'd have to have a look round the pantry to make sure. Can make any baked good that makes your or your womans heart go pitty pat.

I laughed so hard at this.

Look at him though! He's so fucking happy hahahahahahah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not? What happeneddedededed?

My advice would be to fight the nail. Fight it! Fight it now!

Damn right! Now go get a tetanus shot and stare the needle in the face too! Show that mofo who's bowsss!

Fuck! Client just called. Later people!

^ The man, with a smoking plan.

LOLOLOL And a tetanus booster lasts 7 years. In case something else is stepped on. *cringe*

WHOAAAA DUUUUUUDE!

Put this in the sinkhole.

Posted by Dynamite Parfait

Posted by DK09


Put this in the sinkhole.

Hahahahahahahha!


But, do you think it would provide complete sinkhole plug-gage? 😛


Or would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? 😛

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If I had the necessary photoshop skills then yes. Yes, it could definitely plug up the sink hole fine. But I don't so we'll just have to bask in it's smiley glory.

Posted by Clair De Lune
Frog.

Give me a minute.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I was planning on making drawing a Battletoad but thought otherwise. Or maybe I should I don't know. Oh, and you can have the picture. It's yours.

😢 Soak it in epsom salts and water as hot as you can bear.

Definitely take care of that, it's a puncture wound. Last thing you need is an infection. ( Mum clucking over...for now *narrowed eyes* ) And OW OW OW! I just curled my feet up under my chair thinking about that!

LOL!!!! Sex afterwards too, WHAT A TROOPER! You're like Harry Potter with that scar on your foot now, the tingle says it's working.
And okay on the detol, that's antiseptic so I'll not worry your foot will fall off in the middle of the night. 😄

This had me rolling for a good 20.

Posted by Dynamite Parfait

haha

Posted by Dynamite Parfait

Not cool. Not cool at all!

🙂

I have a hair straightener hickey.

No not really. It's like wavyish naturally. Like beach hair.
But it's easier to just straighten it for me.

Gawwwwwwd I hate that too!! I would NEVER just show up at someone's house without calling first. So wierd. :/
& I'm from the South, which is apparently supposed to be normal here.

The Aqua that brought me here did it all the time. I'd just be waking up and he'd be knocking on my door.
8am. Not even kidding.

Yes he's the one that brought me to DXP

Haha neverrr a gemini. Not in this lifetime.

Aqua was the best boyfriend I ever had honestly. But it didn't last long and to this day I don't know what happened. He just "changed his mind." Lol okay :/
I'm not sure we had that great of sexual chemistry anyways...kind of good it didn't work out.

Lol gl. I used to tolerate them. But it gets harder and harder

♥ you're totally my e-gf 🙂

Throw the controller at the screen.

Crackheads laugh at everything, they're crackheads. I don't approve of throwing oodles of noodles at him though. Why are you wasting food like that? What game is this? I want to beat on crackheads now.

Just upload the noodles onto a USB stick and send that instead. I'd like to see you try to stuff soggy noodles into it ahhaahahah!

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
How Many More Years Do You Figure Until This is 'Reality'?:

freaky

Oh GAWD, really Ian? I sent some 'advice' to a user that was pretty racy.

I feel really hosed that I missed out on those pics. Not to mention I'd shit twice and die if the email leaked anywhere.

I feel better now. 🙂 Like spring rain.

LOL A well used tissue. I'm sure the DXPGod smiled plenty with that one.