Oldest dxper

Well we all know it's probably me 🤷

Yeah I know. Useless thread. Post on it if you want. Just following a trend here.

Hm. This will probably be the "oldies" soon. I'm ageless though.

Not grey hair old yet and not menopausal 😛

All of the old people left

Posted by hoeflation
Gemitati was back for awhile remember that

I think a few of the remaining Scorpio women are the same age or older

We all joined dxp in 20s and now we are all old

If anything, it should be a youngest dxper thread. Only a few Gen z I think on the site. It’s been taken over by millennials and a few gen X

Do we need fresh meat or are we vegetarian?

Posted by nanochip
Do we need fresh meat or are we vegetarian?

I do not expect DXP to experience another renaissance. This is it.

Posted by hoeflation
Gemitati was back for awhile remember that

Oh shit I forgot about her. She should be pushing 65 by now.

Chance is in his 50s.

Gemitati is still humping and approaching 70!

The fact that Sancho is a mom now and a functioning adult should make everyone feel old.

Posted by ATGR
How old are you?

51 and over the hill

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Posted by hoeflation
Gemitati was back for awhile remember that

Oh shit I forgot about her. She should be pushing 65 by now.

She just looks old 🤣

I think she’s like 58

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Oh yeah with the double chin pear shaped face. Seriously I think Botox would be her best friend.

Ain’t no way yall made this thread to low key shade our resident sassy gemini granny 🖕🏼

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Posted by nanochip

Posted by hoeflation
Gemitati was back for awhile remember that

I think a few of the remaining Scorpio women are the same age or older

We all joined dxp in 20s and now we are all old

If anything, it should be a youngest dxper thread. Only a few Gen z I think on the site. It’s been taken over by millennials and a few gen X
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Jay the fantastic is our only new recruit 🤣

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He brought the gen Z/ OF perspective to DXP but I don’t think anyone was interested

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by hoeflation
Gemitati was back for awhile remember that

Oh shit I forgot about her. She should be pushing 65 by now.

She just looks old 🤣
I think she’s like 58

Oh yeah with the double chin pear shaped face. Seriously I think Botox would be her best friend.

You want gemitati to have her face frozen as is— 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Maybe chin augmentation or chin implant

Posted by nanochip
Ain’t no way yall made this thread to low key shade our resident sassy gemini granny 🖕🏼

Don't worry I shade myself. Botox can be my friend too to reduce my big lips or whatever's out there to reduce lip size.

i am in the middle somewhere

I'm the oldest, I'm even older than EU 😅😅😅

(I'm same year as EU and carlos, but born earlier)

I'm handsomer than most though, at least same power level as carlos when it comes to good looks

Prolly some catfush

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Posted by ATGR
How old are you?

51 and over the hill

Ah, I thought you were younger than me. I’m early 40s.

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Haa chile I wish I was younger than you in my 30s. I was still athletically active and had tons of energy even at 300+. Never heard of the word lazy and tired till I hit my 40s mark.

Def not me in both terms. I was just new to dxpnet almost 3 months ago.

IRL I’m 21 so I feel like I might be the youngest on dxpnet unless there’s someone out there who’s younger than me here.

50s is the new 30s

With fillers lol

Posted by Truemara
With fillers lol

Nah you were right the first time. 50s is the new 30s this day and age. Without filters. Some people in this day and age aged good in their 50s. People that were in their 50s about 20 years ago or so looked like they was already in their 70s. In my 30s I actually looked like I was already in my 50s at an unhealthy and an astounding and a whopping 300+ pounds. I really wanna say I kinda aged backwards. But I don't wanna say i look to be in my 30s though. Nah not that young. Try early 40s.