On Being Manipulated By OneSickAssBitch (Page 6)

awwh shucks

*blushes*

😄

VB, just the chica i was looking for. i was going to start a new thread but it's a quick question and i don't have much time.

to all bothering to read, would you buy a birthday gift for someone that you are arguing with?

catfish and i have been fighting for the past few days and his bday is coming up and i dont know if i should get this gift. i'm so mad i could spit right now so it's a little hard to click the "buy now" button.

sure, i still love the guy but the gift will be given out of obligation rather than genuine sentiment.

if i don't fully acknowledge his birthday, he'll house it in some piscean emo vault from now until the day i die.

if i do fully acknowledge it, the gesture won't mean what it should given we both are not happy with one another at the moment.

suggestions?

I would indeed buy a gift for someone I was arguing. Still love the man yeh? YEP. So, here we go. Put on some angry assed raucous shiyat and bust one out, let go of that and focus on what is important. Making a Catfishes' whiskers tremble in delight before he hoovers something else off the bottom of the river. 😄 Yes, still PO'd, but love you yet, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY! Bust his balls later if you must. This is what it's all about mujer, you know this. Focus on something outside of ire. 🙂

LOL And you're right, it WILL be in some Piscean vault, get the man a pressie.

*sighs*

i know you're right. it's not so much about the money or the fact that i genuinely would like to get him this...i mean, i decided on it a couple weeks back.

i suppose if i had purchased it before the argument, it wouldnt be a big deal. but to do so now...UGH!

part of me wants to take the money and buy a new outfit, take a pic, send it to him with a happy bday message.

I understand, that's why you need to blast by this. You're grown, I'm not telling you anything you do not know already, just reinforcing it. LOL And NOOOOO to the new outfit/happy bday message. D'ya want a Catfish to turn into a Shark? Split second, just that quick and there is going to be some Bull Butt going through a blender.

i aint skurred!

i'm bothered by the fact that i have to err on the side of right in order to prevent future vindictiveness on his part when i'm not 100% confident that he would do the same if the argument were before my birthday.

i dont like behaving like a growed up 😢

Shoo' woman, I know you aren't skurred. Not even a little bit. It's just that arguments suck! Ahhhh and therein slides the wee dagger of doubt. Squash it, promptly. Can't go about having all that detritus floating about your gray matter, it sticks to things and causes great mammoth edifices of coral to grow where there shouldn't be any. *breathing in deeply* Ain't relationships a real scream? And yes, being an adult stinks from time to time. How's about we go for a bike ride and scream going downhill while we're up on those pedals with the wind in our hair, eh? Then we'll hit the pool, eat a frozen Snickers and point out who looks like a dorkus maximus in their suits. 😄

i would like to squash it but he's being "piscean" even now and where i understand he has the right to deal with the situation however he likes, i'm honestly tired of turning the other cheek and pushing anger aside for the sake of peace.

i'm allowed to be angry too but nooooo, someone has to put their big britches on so i guess that will be me? again...

anyhoo, thanks. i'm going to get it.

oh and my "tired of" comes from years of dealing with a leo 😛

i havent had to do the "ok, you're right baby" with the pisces all that much but whenever i feel myself having to go there, i swear it makes me want to vomit.

THAT is so full on strong woman it reeks of it. Nothing wrong with vindication, might and right either. He knows just how you are and he's still standing there. More middle meeting I do understand. Just as you put on those big girl panties, he needs to put on the boxer/briefs too. Compromise, and more of it. Yes prease! And heyyyy ho, any time woman, you know that.

ugh!

*puts canary yellow big girl panties on one leg at a time*

thanks VB

pfft!

if it were you, you'd probably buy the gift but would sleep with his best friend in retaliation for the argument.

i stand corrected. yes, you'd give him a staph infection...the gift that keeps on giving.

LOLOL Damn it, I went to work and missed this.

*bump*

lest it forget

why is some random chick your avi?

nugglenuts msgd me on IM but got impatient and left. he's such a spazz.

i posted my pic?

😄

your imagination surely.

stop drinking that moonshine gal

yep, you've been drinking

wtfevah!

stop trying to start drama. i can't believe you of all people would resort to starting needless controversy.

on a side note, i found out that my bff from HS is getting married this fall. thing is, she's marrying a chick. she doesnt want anyone to go but i would like to...to show my support and i havent seen her in a while.

i wonder how fun it would be to crash a "gay" wedding?

and you're so drunk you spelled that other chick's nick incorrectly

you know, you REALLY have to stop lying to these people. just admit that you moved to the states over 6 months ago and now live in ohio. i know, you hate to admit that you live in such a fucked up place but you'll get that other job and will be able to claim some place more fun and exotic stateside.

and i dont know what you mean about white and hazy? maybe i was smoking a blunt in your figurative mind?

i dunno if i want to go to her wedding because i havent seen her since she came out. it will be kinda weird. we've kept in touch over the years and without a doubt, she is one of my closest friends. but i gotta admit that i'm liberal in sentiment, not necessarily deed.

i think all people should be treated equally and beyond the bonding i feel with gay men (i mean really, who doesn't love a good wee?), lesbians are different. i mean wtf? you put your face there——?

—??

———??

so you're a lesbian?

hmm...explains that mustache...the hair one and the other stuff on your upper lip.

i've already turned down your advances god know how many times but per the usual and so you will get off of my back...yes, you may drink my bath water.

this doth not pertaineth to moi.

catfish phone 😛

Posted by TasteOfChaos

Anyhoooo... I think my DXP days are soon to be over, I received an email from IT:

We are continuing to experience some classification issues with our internet access service that may allow staff to access sites that are deemed outside of corporate policy. All internet activity is still being monitored and reported on, however some of these sites are not being blocked as they should. We are investigating this problem with Data Action and will advise as soon as we know further. This problem is likely to require and upgrade or fix from the software vendor. Staff are reminded that all internet browsing is subject to corporate policy. Please ensure you structure your internet access in accordance with the Electronic Communication Systems Policy.

FUCKERS

Posted by ellessque
it's nice when you ARE the "IT guy" 😛

(at least for a few more days)

why are you here?

no.

you said you were not going to be here between these hours and unless you're in some obscure time zone, that makes you a liar.

you're still a liar and i'd rather lick a fat man's ass than go out with you.

and i just burned my hand with some wendy's chili. hurts like hell

Posted by ellessque

or we could go with the "liar" conspiracy theory. that could be a rockin thread.

You lying bitch!

Posted by ellessque
so, that wasn't a straight up no on the date was it?

Posted by caligula
i'd rather lick a fat man's ass than go out with you.

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Is this your way of asking me to the wedding?

Posted by LibraSid

Posted by ellessque
so, that wasn't a straight up no on the date was it?

Posted by caligula
i'd rather lick a fat man's ass than go out with you.

Is this your way of asking me to the wedding?

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LMAO!

Yeah, it's yummy with crackers and sharp cheddar. It's not exactly julia but it aint that pot of mystery meat at the corner store either.

Prince, I've been attracted to you for months ever since I started dating a Pisces. Are you sure you're not a fish that likes fish?

😛

I'm bored.

Systems Admin hasn't shut u down yet? And look, I don't want your lesbian love so shelve your jealousy. Prince and I's budding nouveaux gay love shall not be torn asunder by some lying ass bitch who lives in ohio.

Catfish and I broke up last night. I may email you the deets but I don't feel like it.

And oh, we're back together 😉

what the hell is sharp cheddar?

and someones either rude or a very slow typer

Posted by TasteOfChaos
My boss did just ride my ass a few mins ago

Oh wow carry on..

How did it feel?

Nugglenuts? You on im? I'm on my phone but will sign on if your shitty, spazzy, short attention spanned arien ass can last that long.

Sharp cheddar is the only type of cheese we make in america and tbh, it's not truly cheese but it's tasty.

I also resent being called bipolar. He is my nutso match though. We eat each other's paste 🙂

Posted by caligula
Catfish and I broke up last night. I may email you the deets but I don't feel like it.

Oh wow, one good reason to avoid im with you now, I WILL, NO I SHALL NOT BE YOUR EMOTIONAL DUSTBIN!

Was it his big white bread penis?

um, yeah just remember to type something back i type something ok? Usually how it works..

I like paste...mixed with cheese...and topped with chili.

You sick fuck. You msgd and 5 min later you signed off. Ass!

define paste? Or you takin the micky?
God you americans eat some shit i swear...

5 WHOLE MINUTES!!!!!

fuck i could a hundred push ups in that

Yeah, while on crack sprinkled with some x.

And your body doesn't have any muscles so who you foolin?

how the fuck would you know? Are you that chick who stares at me on the bus?

An actual real live woman looks at you— I mean, not blowup or imaginary or nothin?

Awwh schucks! Who you foolin?

a year? Is that it!!

We've been chatting on the phones for ages now. Yeah she can't get enough of my sophisticated geordie accent...