@thecrazyariestaurus
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Posted by twat
I woke up with a few squid dildos up my holes
Damn, whatever drugs you had that night, pass them my way. Asking for a friend.
Posted by Gem_from_Venus
Once I got drunk and did naked cartwheels and back-handsprings in the yard at a party. All the guys seemed to approve.Another time I got drunk off of tub hooch and accused my date of flirting with someone in a violent raging fashion in front of about 300 guests.
The first one was more fun. LOL
And all of this is why I don't get drunk-drunk anymore.
Lmao! — wow I need to party with you
I took some acid and got naked at a New Years party, my brother and our friends were there and I was pulling the Christmas lights off the house and wrapped myself up in them and was doing yoga on the back lawn and their neighbour was watching me from the balcony, every time I went to their house after the party she would coincidently come out and hang her washing out too.
Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
I took some acid and got naked at a New Years party, my brother and our friends were there and I was pulling the Christmas lights off the house and wrapped myself up in them and was doing yoga on the back lawn and their neighbour was watching me from the balcony, every time I went to their house after the party she would coincidently come out and hang her washing out too.
She wanted the ?
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I'm just excited to party tonight ?? what's your craziest party story?