pretty and sexy bank manager

she likes talking to me. i'm kinda scared coz I feel like she's gonna swallow me.

I took her number and will be adding her on FB.

she's damn gorgeous, bros!

time to make a deposit bunny

I just did. A while ago, bro. 🙂

I'm kinda scared of her. She's very pretty. But she's nice. I like her. She's just way too fast though. She's flirting with me already. And it's our like 3rd conversation— @_@

UPDATE: She wants to "hang out" with me! 😛

tell her your interest rate is rising bunny

LOL

tell her you need to check her assets bunny

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I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

Are your legs available for some open market operations?

I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy

How can I lower your barriers to entry?

Your presence is one big positive externality

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

You’re my very favorite kind of moral hazard.

Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.

I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?

I think you and me would have great potential output

Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.

Now those are some tangible assets!

You make my demand curve go inelastic

Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

Babe, I’m like a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply the entire market.

If I were the inelastic side of the market, I’d want you to be the excess burden of tax, so you could fall heavily upon me.

I can assure you: There’s no adverse to this selection.

C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort

You’re an economist. I’m an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?

You have some fine new resources, because you made my PP curve expand.

I’ll reveal my preferences if you will.

I have a feeling you really understand the “nature of the firm.”

Want to go prove the law of diminishing utility is incorrect?

Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.

I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”, because I know were meant to “B”

I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves

You’ve got the curves to supply my demand!

Where did you get all these? LAWL

tell her your generally hold on your liquidities but you can provide a sample for her eyes only

my jokes are not from google bunny, like the other guy

tell her bisexuals are worse than fags 🙂